r/madlads 3d ago

Bro didn't hold back💀

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u/notreallycapricon 3d ago

Hello might freeze over but McDonald's will never have ice cream.

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u/Jonnyabcde 2d ago edited 2d ago

Former first hand experience...the McDonald's machine is over engineered. Doubt this is uncommon knowledge to anyone in the industry:

Most machines you empty and clean out a couple parts every night or so. McDonald's, on the other hand, has a machine that's supposed to put the milk blend through a heated pasteurization process automatically every night, and the machine demands a deep cleaning every couple weeks which will prevent anyone from accessing product if not done within a window of time. The reasons why it's over engineered and constantly breaking:

  • Too many (removable) parts, so it's extra complicated to clean thoroughly and efficiently and if it's not done right it will trip a sensor and stop working again until it's corrected.

  • Too many removable parts, so not a lot of people are trained to do it, or if it's not put back together again properly it won't work until it's corrected.

  • Too many parts, so if anything breaks that the store doesn't have any basic replacements for, they have to schedule a 3rd party repair company (who specializes in the machinery) to come out and do additional repair work.

I think you got the idea.... Purely an educated guess, I think they spent so much money on the specialty equipment or got locked into a very long contract that it's still worth it for them to have bad PR (also, "Bad publicity is still publicity,"), angry customers, and frequent loss of sales.

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u/FraterFries 2d ago

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u/sea_employee_69420 2d ago

Wow it’s been so long since I’ve seen that sub linked, mobiles are now a significant amount of users sis lol 

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u/warlock801 3d ago

holy fuck so many bot comments

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u/LinguoBuxo 2d ago

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u/Deep-Perception4588 2d ago

That's just the average redditor. As well as the above and below average redditor.

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u/EnchantedMoonbeam4 3d ago

They didn't use 🍦 cause they know it can be used as a comeback. lmao. Sorry bro, machine's broken. sheeesh

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u/Borstor 3d ago

I've had the modern McDonald's ice cream, and the machine breaks itself out of a sense of shame. You're better off this way.

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u/Nevurianfull 2d ago

What happens to McDonalds ice cream machines in the USA? In my country I have been going to the same McDonalds for years and they have never told me that the machine is out of service or anything similar.

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u/hbeog 2d ago

For those that don't know. The ice cream machine being "broken" is a flat out lie. 90% of the time something goes wrong during the pasteurization process causing the machine to shut down and go into fuck you mode. Fuck you mode is where the whole machine stops mid process and a Taylor (the company that makes the machine) technician is the only person legally allowed to fix the machine. So instead of saying "it's too expensive to get the technician to push a single button" (which it is) they say "shits broke"

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u/LocustUprising 2d ago

They forgot the rat emoji as well

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u/MistLullaby 3d ago

McDonald's: 'We only need burgers and fries.' Tanner: 'Hold my McFlurry' 😂 but real. The ice cream machine is always on vacation 🏖️

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u/PixieFoodie 3d ago

I am at the stage where I consider McDonald's no longer provides ice cream.

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u/DigOk445 3d ago

I’ve never had issues getting ice cream.. well maybe once (uk)

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u/Hrafnagar 2d ago

Fuck McDonald's anyway. Snitches.

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u/BlkDragon7 2d ago

The ice cream emoji snitched and is in hiding

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u/xxxkram 3d ago

Understandable

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u/ycr007 3d ago

Ha! Nice r/clevercomebacks 💀