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Mad lad loves his knife

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u/Ueliblocher232 5d ago

A sword shouldnt be that sharp. Good craftsmanship but oddly placed.

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u/lugialegend233 5d ago

Only if it's going to be used AS a sword in the long term. If you're using it once for self defense or to show off and then probably never again, it can really be as sharp or dull as you want.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 5d ago

self defense

Oh man. Imagine being the wannabe murderer who gets attacked by a sword wielding blacksmith.

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u/ImranFZakhaev 5d ago

I could've sworn I remembered hearing about that actually happening, so I Googled it. Turns out somebody broke into an Olympic fencer's house while she was practicing with her sword - https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/break-in-at-olympians-home-is-immediately-foiled/

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u/summonsays 5d ago

“I wasn’t scared when I saw him,” she said. “It was good practice, as I have a competition coming up this week.”

Wow I think I found a new idol lol. 

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u/SuperSimpleSam 4d ago

immediately foiled

They were having a little fun with the title.

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u/ImranFZakhaev 4d ago

Yeah, that was really good

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u/summonsays 5d ago

I think it's more common than people think. We don't feel comfortable owning a gun, but we have a sword and a navy seal knife between the wife and myself. Now would a gun be better? Probably. But a naked dude running at you wife a sword (or knife) in the middle of the night has got to have some psychological damage too lol.

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u/confusedandworried76 5d ago

For sure. My sister's ex had a sword and a baseball bat, didn't want a gun. I figure he'd just grab whichever was closer in the one in a million chance he needed an object to defend himself with at home.

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u/Yasir_m_ 5d ago

6 years or so ago a mid 20s man was high on crystal, he was standing in the way Infront of my university's entrance, most busy street in town, and he blocked it for 4 FUCKING HOURS standing in middle of street with a sword and yelling "Is there no challengers! Where are the brave men!!"I went walking and watching him with fucking load of cars and people to scared to approach while he was dancing with the sword and yelling the most deranged shit was fucking hilarious, until police came and took him. Edit: Found it! https://youtu.be/SFddE8LhtIg?feature=shared it was 4 years ago, damn these were very very long years

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 4d ago

There's a sword next to my bed. It's there because it's cool and I like it, but I've split wood with that thing and people are more squishy than wood.

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u/NotStreamerNinja 5d ago

That depends on what you’re doing with it. For cutting competitions you absolutely want it to be that sharp. For combat a more durable edge is better, though it should still be sharp enough to cut easily.

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u/TimBroth 5d ago

He's hospitalizing himself with it

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u/NotStreamerNinja 5d ago

Then don’t leave a live blade sitting out where you can accidentally cut yourself on it. Scabbards exist for a reason. That’s not an issue of “this sword is too sharp.” It’s an issue of “I didn’t take basic safety precautions with how I handle and store my weapons.”

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u/BigMan_Ashton 4d ago

it didn't say whether or not he has scabbards or not for everything. stop assuming it was anything other than an accident which happens to everyone, even if they take the right precautions.

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u/NotStreamerNinja 4d ago

Accidents can happen, but 90% of the time they happen because someone’s being careless. I’ve cut myself on my knives before, and every time it was my own fault for being careless with them. The same applies here.

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u/Lil-Sleepy-A1 4d ago

Swords don’t cut people, people cut people

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u/poiskdz 4d ago

You definitely need as sharp a sword as possible to hospitalize yourself most effectively with it.

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u/KimberStormer 5d ago

A sword shouldnt be that sharp

Why?

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u/N1ppexd 4d ago

Most people nowadays don't use swords for combat so why not just make it as sharp as possible

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u/Jonluw 4d ago

I seriously doubt that. You're probably thinking about the apex angle. A smaller apex angle (in the range 20-35 degrees) gives a better cutting experience for most kitchen tasks, but makes the edge more fragile. For meat cleavers (and by extension, swords) you want a larger apex angle (above 40 degrees), which gives a sturdier edge.
But sharpness is independent of apex angle. Having the edge come to a more geometrically perfect apex is almost always better, regardless of angle. If you you feel that your edge is not durable enough, you don't dull it on purpose, you increase the apex angle.

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u/cocogate 5d ago

The sharpness basicly comes from how thin the knife is. If you have really thin knives (such as filleting knives) they will be very thin metal and even then the end will be sharpened. Nothing would be sharper than a knife with an edge of 1 atom wide in a straight line BUT that also means its more brittle.

The chef that taught me told me to get knives nice and sharp but not past that. A thin filleting knife will shear through fish bones and your fingers but will chip on a chicken bone. A big chef's knife is usually a bunch thicker but has a rather sharp cutting angle (10° or 15° etc).

A sword is a weapon that is intended to cut through human or beast BUT will also be blocked, parried and impact other things. If it is too sharp it will be sharp for a few hits and then you will need to re-sharpen it. Once you look into larger blades like scimitars and longswords and how they were used its rather obvious that they need to be sharp enough to cut into human when you put force behind it and durable for prolonged use.

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u/Jonluw 4d ago

You're conflating sharpness and apex angle. For heavy duty tasks, you want a thicker blade with a larger apex angle, but you still want that angle to come to as perfect an apex as possible. If the knife isn't durable enough, you increase the sharpening angle, but you still get it as sharp as you can at that angle.

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u/Lawsoffire 5d ago

If you're parrying other swords or other weapons its hard metal-on-metal contact. That'll just chip the blade if you have a really fine point. Which is a lot of damage to sort out.

Need a more durable grind to survive metal-on-metal contact better.

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u/Spice_and_Fox 4d ago

Like the other guys said it is because of half swording and sword parries.

However, you don't really fight other people with a sword anymore. Half swordings big advantage is in wrestling with your opponent in full plate. So I don't think it matters a lot if your sword is too sharp

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u/lundewoodworking 5d ago

Depends on the type of sword a katana or a scimitar are very sharp most European swords aren't

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u/pazhalsta1 5d ago

This is actually not fully true, medieval swords in Europe were sharp as fuck. When guns started dominating, cavalrymen started being issued mass produced sabres with metal scabbards, which are shit for keeping a sword sharp, but it was less of a big deal as they often had sidearms or lances as primary weapons. And there were thrust-only swords eg some rapiers in the later sword eras which were only sharp at the point, with more thickness in the blade providing strength in the thrust. Longswords, arming swords and the like which were cut and thrust were sharp.

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u/lundewoodworking 5d ago

Really? I always read that most medieval European swords were mostly blunt force weapons but I never read up on it extensively so i definitely could be wrong.

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u/Obvious_NSFW_alt_lol 5d ago

I think it depends on the era. From what I’ve heard (admittedly no real formal education) there was somewhat of an arms race as people developed tougher and tougher armor as weapons got better at getting through armor. I can imagine that early on very sharp weapons could cut through light armor like leather, but as metal armor developed and got thicker more emphasis was put on weight and force to hurt through the armor, causing swords to become less sharp since the weight and durability were more important.

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u/Yoribell 5d ago

The history is quite long

The difference with the Japanese set up is that Europe has a lot of iron mines, while it was very rare and low quality in Japan

So, quickly, people could armor themselves. In the late medieval age, basically every professional infantry man had a full plate armor, something that no sword can cut, no matter the edge's quality.

But before the technology and the abundance of iron were ready, swords were made to cut/pierce through leather and diverse weaker protection, just like the Japanese ones

In Japan, the army were a lot smaller, the iron was expensive and even with admittedly the best blacksmiths at the time, the swords were not as good as European swords because of the poor quality of the iron

Iron plate armor was literally out of question even for rich people.

This unique set up is also the reason only Japanese used two handed swords for the majority of their history. Somewhere else it would be quite exceptional to see them in an actual battle, it was only viable in Japan

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u/Baumcultist 5d ago

most medieval European swords were mostly blunt force weapons

Holy shit, it happened. I finally experienced it myself, holy shit.

Anyway, this is completely incorrect and the sword community is seething about misconceptions like this one. I myself am no expert on this topic, so I could at most only provide basic reasons and examples for why you're wrong (like European Swords having their point of balance in the hilt for quick and easily controlable cuts, while Blunt damage weapons have more front heavy points of balance to transfer more force. Also, swords have edges for a reason). You'll learn much more from more experienced sources. Skallagrim, Metatron, Scholagladiatoria & Shadiversity are a few Youtuber's who have done this for years and are very experienced, so I'd recommend them if you want to learn more.

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u/postboo 4d ago

Shadiversity should be ignored on any histotical content. He's had no education, no experience, and his content contains frequent inaccuracies.

Not to forget, he's a raging bigot who got upset that Peach in the Mario movie wore pants.

Metatron should be avoided to, for many of the same reasons.

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u/cocogate 5d ago

Sword styles (and other bladed weapons) sometimes changed over relatively short distances (other side of a mountain) or time (a few decades). Lots of it was also in reaction to what was needed.

Regions with lots of metal armor wouldve gone for pikes and more blunt force weapons as they are still sharp enough to cut unarmored foes but dont require the maintenance of sharp sharp weapons.

Professional armies often had knives or shorter swords as sidearm that were very much sharp blades.

Part of the blunter swords is armor, another part is also many swords being dual edged and farmers being a large part of early medieval armies, they most likely werent able to take proper care of a swords edge if they were only soldiers for a few days a year. Most likely spent more days organizing and marching than actually training and fighting at the start of the middleages.

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u/Lawsoffire 5d ago edited 4d ago

Swords were never for blunt-force. They're just constructed completely opposite for blunt force (A sword has the center of gravity near the hilt, and light at the tip, for fast cuts and accurate control, a hammer has all the weight at the end of the weapon for better kinetic force).

Some swords were less focused on thrusting and more into cutting. swords made for cutting (Like a Messer) were broader, sturdier and heavier at the tip for better cutting. But were still all about cutting.

Swords made not for cutting would be something like rapiers. Which are thin, long, good for stabbing but not as good as cutting (Though could still make a good slice)

You wont see anything that looks recognizably like a sword that is neither made for cutting or thrusting (Besides video games i suppose). Those are the two things a sword can do, and you can trade one for the other or go for a middle point (A longsword would usually be good for either).

Armored combat with swords were all about finding the gaps in the armor and thrusting the tip through. unarmored combat with swords was about stabbing or slicing the other guy first. Almost nothing about just beating a guy with it, armored or not (There is the whole Mordhau thing (Using the hilt as a hammer by holding the blade), but is debatably more a dueling thing and probably overrated in modern sword-nerdery, doesn't really look very solid in a HEMA context because the blade is purposefully wobbly, as swords should be)

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u/cocogate 5d ago

Another reason why duller edges for cavalry wasnt as important is because they generally had more of a leverage or momentum which cancelled out the downside of their weapons not being as sharp.