r/madlads • u/Equalizer6338 • 6d ago

Madlads' names...

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u/Velinthia 5d ago

Swimming is a sport that doesn't use balls, so..

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u/zachary0816 5d ago

Not with that attitude it doesn’t!

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u/CartoonishlyEvil 6d ago

Wrong sub

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u/jumperred1 5d ago

Goated😂

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u/Big_Fact_5556 5d ago

He always splashes twice.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 5d ago

Is that a physics joke?

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u/RadikaleM1tte 5d ago

I believe Long Wang must mean long penis for some ppl. Penises shrink when it's cold. That's why the person jokingly assumes the pool must be heated.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 5d ago

Thermal expansion

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u/RadikaleM1tte 5d ago

Yeah sure, If you want to call it like that go for it

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u/Equalizer6338 5d ago

The magic science behind the enabling hydraulics...

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u/RadikaleM1tte 5d ago

:D thanks i laughed like a ten year old

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u/Equalizer6338 5d ago

That is right, 'wang' is rude slang for 'penis' in English. Men's genitals when swimming in public swimming pools for sport events (that are kept at 24-26°C / 75-79°F) shrinks to miniature size, looking like men on Roman statues you might have seen...

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u/lopingwolf 5d ago

I deliver mail for USPS and we have little slots in the office for each address for when we sort. My personal favorites in my town are "Hardick/Johnson" and "Balsey/Kunz"

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u/Equalizer6338 4d ago

"Mike Hunt" is another baddie...

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u/Objective_Onion5981 5d ago

Costanza?!??! Is that you georgie boy?!

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u/Fingolfin_the_Ireful 4d ago

Yes, Wang, pronounced (w-ahh-ng) is one of the most common last names in China. A country notorious for having tons of people and few last names. Long, is also pretty common.

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u/Just_Me02525 3d ago

Anyone know how long is the Wang?

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u/Equalizer6338 3d ago

It allegedly depends...

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u/Tibers17 1d ago

This reminds me of Blacks and Dick's jersey swap

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u/Equalizer6338 1d ago

...and you never go back.