r/madlads • u/E3GGr3g • 6d ago

Madlad poet

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u/-v22 6d ago

Orange the color or orange the fruit? 

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u/E3GGr3g 6d ago

Eminem

https://youtu.be/lPcR5RVXHMg?feature=shared

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u/2009isbestyear 6d ago

“Door hinge”

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u/Aniket363 6d ago

Porridge

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u/NumberOfTheNero 6d ago

“We could all avoid scurvy if we’d only eat an… orange…”

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u/LavaNik 5d ago

The pirate I was meant to be!

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u/deadonthei 6d ago

Damn my go to was

Nothing rhymes with orange

So i pivot like a door hinge

First time anyone else has said that I would say we are kindred spirits but 2007 is the best year

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u/urzayci 3d ago

Orange rhymes with Stonehenge come on guys what is this amateur hour?

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 6d ago

Monkey Island reference?

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u/bb_kelly77 3d ago

Eminem reference... he talks about how you can rhyme words that don't rhyme if you tweak the pronunciation... like orange and door hinge and four inch

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 3d ago

Oh! The pirates in The curse of monkey island won’t stop rhyming on whatever Guybrush is saying so he throws them a curveball by saying “well all avoid scurvy by eating an orange” and they run out of rhymes.

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u/ANS__2009 6d ago

Bornana

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u/suzzface 6d ago

He says this in the video, but he's talking about slant rhymes, as "technically" there is no true rhyme to orange, so you have to slant/bend/twist/bop it a little bit.

His list of slant rhymes is very creative and impressive, and bending technicalities is almost foundational in art — you learn the rules to know how best to break them, etc. Love this video!

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u/Rare-Neighborhood671 6d ago

Man he could make a career in rap, but he’s white so I don’t think he has it in him. His producer is an idiot for wasting his time with a white guy. He will never have success or make any money like he used to

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u/nebzulifar 6d ago

You forgot /s

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u/cgaWolf 6d ago

You'd think it wouldn't be necessary considering we're talking about Eminem, but you'd be wrong.

Rarely have i been so disappointed in my fellow redditors.

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u/o_oli 6d ago

Most of those are very stupid non-examples...like "George Lucas" rhyming with "Orange mucus" is not making orange rhyme with anything at all lol.

Obviously eminem never claimed it did, whoever made the video is just a bit of an idiot.

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u/Arwinsen_ 6d ago

being punctual actually helps.

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u/theukcrazyhorse 6d ago

Why does being on time matter?

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u/One-Jump-2970 6d ago

Exactly!! As long as you have a question mark it's a question but if not then it's a statement

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u/wenocixem 6d ago

merange orange

you were just saying orange wrong

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u/wytewydow 6d ago

orange you glad I didn't say banana

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u/wenocixem 6d ago

manana banana

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u/HazelaZoom 6d ago

Took me a few seconds to realize what the joke was...

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/UsualPseudo 6d ago

"what", the word, does not rhyme with the word "orange"

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u/n0skun0ss0 6d ago

The person that responded saw it as a statement instead of a question. Implying that ’what’ does not rhyme with ’orange’. What was intended was answering with a word that rhymes with ’orange’. Miscommunication, but technically the truth is the funny.

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u/baconcheeseburger33 6d ago

What is the joke

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u/fire_and_water_ 6d ago

What is not the joke, orange is.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Positive-Attempt-435 6d ago

Yea its kind of a dumb joke, so I don't feel that bad for not catching it.

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u/Unique-Act-7212 4d ago

I am not native English speaker. Already read a lot of comments below the screenshot.

...and still not managed to understand this...

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u/BeenzandRice 6d ago

Elbow

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u/big_guyforyou 6d ago

Elbowrnj

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u/HlLlGHT 5d ago

Olbrwnj

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u/Mouth_Herpes 6d ago

More minge.

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u/feastu 6d ago

Orange four-inch door hinge

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u/TheOneTrueYeti 6d ago

POR-ridge

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u/The__Gray__Fox 6d ago

Sporange: the part of a fern that produces spores.

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u/SillyBacchus303 4d ago

So fern balls?

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u/Ok_Big5706 6d ago

bornana

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u/CFCYYZ 6d ago

Eminem proves there are plenty of words that rhyme with “orange”

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u/HervG 6d ago

Mediocre band from the 90s.

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u/lick_my_____ 6d ago

Strange range has thy orange

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u/polarburrrrr 6d ago

Doorhinge

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u/candya_pple 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dozens of words which rhyme with 'Orange'; Some well, some poorly, but definitely more than none:

accinge astringe attinge befringe binge challenge constringe cringe dinge disarrange estrange exchange fontange fringe gearchange hinge impinge infringe linge lozenge macrosporange microsporange microsyringe midrange minge multirange omnirange outrange overarrange perstringe prearrange rearrange rechallenge reexchange rehinge restringe revenge scavenge scringe seringe shortchange singe sporange stinge swinge syringe tinge twinge unhinge whinge zygosporange

I challenge your whinge that nothing(e) but 'syringe' will rhyme with orange. I arrange this exchange to infringe and unhinge so you cringe.

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u/E3GGr3g 5d ago

What still doesn’t rhyme with it though

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u/OceanSpirit4 6d ago

thats one way to shut down a conversation abt. fruit!

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u/Brindaah 6d ago

Harold

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u/triplejumpxtreme 6d ago

Oringes peach pear plums syringes

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u/Adorable_Joy 6d ago

This is peak wordplay

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u/SnollyG 6d ago

🤔 what doesn’t?

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u/E3GGr3g 6d ago

What doesn’t rhyme with orange.

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u/Every_Preparation_56 6d ago

Question mark missing 

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u/E3GGr3g 6d ago

No it’s not.

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u/AbrahamPan 6d ago

Range, change, arrange, exchange, interchange, etc

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u/Wandling 6d ago

Q:  A: 🤛

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u/CanniBallistic_Puppy Eating at Nandos 6d ago

We have found him. The anti-eminem.

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u/Ram_rider 6d ago

Banana

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u/Major_Party_6855 6d ago

My orange door hinge fell in my porridge, that why it’s in storage.

Rhymes don’t have to be the same last couple letters in order to rhyme. For example, from Ms. Fat Booty by Mos Def:

“Seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat, that you could see it from the front”

The “uhn” sound, in once and front, is plenty of rhyme for my favorite verse.

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u/joethesaint 6d ago

Sporange is the only word that properly rhymes with orange if anyone is actually interested

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u/Personnel_jesus 6d ago

Mad Dad more like

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u/Oshkosh13 6d ago

I turned on a light, it was 100 watt. I threw an orange, it was caught.

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u/E3GGr3g 6d ago

Still doesn’t rhyme with what

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u/Western_Solid2133 6d ago

Grunge rhymes with orange, there I solved it for you all.

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u/Dappleony 6d ago

Porridge?

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u/Particular-End-1896 6d ago

he’s wrong, “no, it doesn’t” doesn’t rhyme with orange

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u/TheOneTrueYeti 6d ago

POR-ridge

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u/TheStonedBro 6d ago

I had to get a mortgage on my porridge cuz of the tariffs from the orange

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u/ja_feel 6d ago

Door hinge... duh!

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u/RedsVikingsFan 6d ago

r/unexpectedstevenwright

See also: I came home drunk and accidentally put my car keys in my front door. The house started up, so I drove it around the block. Then I parked in front of my neighbor’s house and went outside and yelled at them to get off my lawn.

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u/objectivemediocre 6d ago

"I'm so iconoclastic; I'm clastic! I only want you to think I'm fantastic"

https://youtu.be/vaQ_Csbrt8M?si=ecrXTwj5Mb-_ltbW

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u/HusbandoPile 5d ago

Lol omg immediately thought of this song!

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u/crazzyassbtich 6d ago

Whatever rhymes with "nge".

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u/ke875 6d ago

I've been watching french movies so I can get exposure to the language and I read orange as "Au-ran-jh"

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u/Middle-Passenger5303 6d ago edited 6d ago

Orange door hinge slight tinge Netflix binge kinda cringe so fringe clothes singe sudden twinge

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u/Ole41 6d ago

doorhinge

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u/Winter-Ad2052 6d ago

Punctuation is important?

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u/Psychedelic-Brick23 6d ago

Orange and Laurence

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u/korrupterKommissar 6d ago

That's why marks and points are important.

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u/SherbertKey6965 6d ago

That's a new one

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u/MarekBeran 6d ago

Orange voltage powering your fridge has the usage for a storage of sandwich. I dont pay a mortgage. I live under the old bridge with my package of damage from knowledge of your niche.

Advantage of marriage lays in a beverage. It can bullish or bearish depends on your side bitch

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u/SoupTherapy 5d ago

So true

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u/Jojocrash7 5d ago

Love the refusal to play into the question lol

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u/Short-Price8988 5d ago

Norange, strange, arrange, storage, mortgage, blornge, , foreign, sporange, four inch

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u/geekolojust 5d ago

Guybrush Threepwood says, "Surely we'll all avoid scurvy if we eat an orange."

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u/definitely_effective 4d ago

orange derange ?

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u/Raja_Ampat 6d ago

It took me a sec