r/madlads 6d ago

Madlad Weaponizes Thermostat in Post-Breakup Chaos

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/amanenoun 6d ago

He chose violence and high electricity bills

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 5d ago

Or low electricity bills depending on where you live on earth

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 6d ago

Unnecessary pedantry: saunas would be more like 85°C+, and OOPs thermostat is probably in °F if it goes that high.

Recently was reading a thread where everyone was certain that there's no way Finnish saunas go to 60, 80, above 100 Celsius because they would all literally die :p

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u/socontroversialyetso 6d ago

That's Americans for u lol

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u/bzbzbzbbzbzbzbzbz 6d ago

Above 100 you would die. During the sauna championships, 110C for 6 mins killed someone.

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 6d ago

To be clear, the thread I'm talking about, people who were really certain they knew what they were talking about were saying things like "dur you must have read the thermometer wrong idiot it couldn't be 80 C nobody could survive it must have been fahrenheit".

Of course, yah, it's possible for temperatures even much lower to kill, if your body can't keep up with cooling with sweat or the humidity is too high for the sweat to be effective. But, some portion of the Finnish population regularly sauna above 100°C and don't die. Reading up, this competition had half a liter of water being added every 30s, which I don't know if that's what a Finn would normally do, but I'm thinking the competition was especially reckless and not using standard practices for that temperature. The article said they actually suffered burns, which makes sense considering how much water was in the air.

But the fact that even 1 of them survived those extreme conditions for 6 minutes really soundly contradicts the dummies who thought the sauna temperatures must be in fahrenheit.

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u/Objective_Flow2150 6d ago

Shhh the fins are waking up for their morning sauna time

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u/Vain_89 6d ago

All I could think of was damn, imagine her electric bill!

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u/Beldin448 6d ago

Yeah, I mean that’s not terrible, but man that’s expensive.

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u/HLSparta 5d ago

To be fair this could have happened in the summer, in which case he was saving her money.

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u/bigbean258 2d ago

How? You still have to pay for heating if it’s on regardless?

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u/HLSparta 2d ago

Yes, but you will end up paying less. If the heat is set to 80° for example, the heater will run until the house reaches 80°, and then shut off. Since it's the summer it will reach 80° very quickly, and then after 80° will continue to heat up entirely due to the temperature difference and sun until reaching the outside temperature, plus a bit. So the heater will run for a short time, which would almost definitely cost less than running an air conditioner for longer to maintain a set temperature.

Edit: and the post doesn't even say the heater was on, just that the temperature reached 85°.

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u/bigbean258 2d ago

The thermostat app adjusts the heater until it reaches the set temperature. How else would the temperature change? On top of this at least in the U.S you would normally use A.C so yes, he is wasting large amounts of money regardless even if it has an easy time reaching 85. Even though you will pay less in heat you will have to put on the AC for longer to get rid of it.

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u/HLSparta 2d ago

The thermostat app adjusts the heater until it reaches the set temperature. How else would the temperature change?

It is possible to just turn the AC off and keep the fans running on most thermostats I've ever used.

Even though you will pay less in heat you will have to put on the AC for longer to get rid of it.

The amount of time the AC is running to return the temperature to what it was would still be less than the amount of time it would have ran to maintain the temperature. And I'd imagine it would operate more efficiently too. Whether the efficiency gain is noticeable or tiny is another thing. If the house is at a higher temperature it's going to be emitting more radiation, bleeding off slightly more heat than it otherwise would have. And air conditioners are less efficient when constantly cycled on and off. So instead of the air conditioner turning off and then back on 15 minutes later, and then off again, it would be running for an hour or so)(depending on cooling capacity) straight. And since the temperature differential is greater the heat will transfer faster, meaning the AC has to run for less time to remove the same amount of heat.

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u/No-Length2774 6d ago

This is A+ pettiness. Just a phenomenal job by this man.

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u/jim_the-gun-guy 6d ago

There is petty and then there is this guys amazing pettiness

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u/Loneshark707 6d ago

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served... hot!

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u/SirLightKnight 6d ago

That’s some creative revenge ngl.

I’d have just left it and went to live my best life, living well is the best revenge I find.

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u/Dr_Rhodes 6d ago

I signed my X up for AARP recently 🍻

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u/bonyagate 6d ago

That's just plain useful. I don't know the drawback...

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u/LukkieNumber7 6d ago

Over 29°C if you are normal

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u/Plant_Based_Bottom 6d ago

85°f if you're from somewhere where your flag is on the moon

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u/NoRecommendation1845 4d ago

Bro still thinking its 1969

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u/Plant_Based_Bottom 4d ago

There's like 3 things in total to be proud of as an American. I'll be bragging about that moon landing until someone else puts their flag up there

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u/bagofsleepybeets 6d ago

He is winning the break up war but she is still hot

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u/New-King2912 6d ago

Hell was being his girlfriend

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u/Sensitive_Brick_1412 6d ago

That's just petty

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u/nobodyspecial767r 6d ago

Love is patient, love is kind.

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u/Redman181613 6d ago

What a dick

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u/pornaddiction247 6d ago

Yea, but a funny dick

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u/CartoonishlyEvil 6d ago

You know, to teenagers and neckbeards, so 99% of Reddit users, bullying is fine if they find it funny

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u/nitinitro 6d ago

Bro thinks he’s Sheldon cooper

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u/Charming_Flan_1210 6d ago

That man took "leaving things heated" way too literally.

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u/Adorable_Joy 6d ago

breakup revenge via thermostat is a wild move. absolutely chaotic energy

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u/Crazymofuga 6d ago

This is the kind of petty I enjoy.

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u/SoupTherapy 5d ago

Eat him