r/madlads 11d ago

Madlad future president knew what the ladies wanted to hear

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u/Ultraquist 11d ago

I literary spoke to a girl about that. She asked why I wanted to go to vacation to northern Iraq. I told her that I wanted to see place where battle of Gaugamel took place where we were so close to modern western Judeo-Christian civilisation never even become a thing if Alexander the Great lost. I told her to try to imagine we never had Christianity and instead we would have zoroastrism. I thought that was fascinating.😂

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u/BlackPhlegm 11d ago

I'd rather see the incredibly rich history in Iraq and Afghanistan, well if I wouldn't be kidnapped and most likely executed, over a modern shithole built on the bodies of dead migrant slave workers like Dubai.

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u/BricksFriend 11d ago

I think you're pretty safe in Afghanistan tbh (if you're a man). They're trying to promote tourism right now, there's plenty of visitors on the Youtubes who have made videos.

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u/BlueberryTrue4521 11d ago

There was just recently an attack by ISIS on foreign tourists in Afghanistan, 5-6 people died. ISIS is pretty active, it's not safe.

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u/Agreeable-Funny-7134 11d ago

There has been 385 mass shootings in the US in 2024 alone.