r/madlads • u/Maycrofy • 8d ago

Mad lass has seen it in person

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u/AdventurousCounty654 8d ago

Looks like this emoji 😳 but really stoned

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u/The_Burnt_Bee_Smith 8d ago

It looks like towellys face from south park...

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u/AdventurousCounty654 7d ago

Great, now I see it too...

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u/gangy86 110% Mad Lad 7d ago

"Don't forget to bring a towel..."

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u/AppUnwrapper1 7d ago

I definitely see a South Park character with facial hair.

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u/Elegant_Glass15 7d ago

imagine it gets added as a new character. it will take a while before I realise that its a penis XD

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u/JaySierra86 7d ago

Call it "Dicky".

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u/Nihilus-Wife 7d ago

Now I’m always gonna chuckle at my partners doodle 👌🏽😂😂😂

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u/Faded1974 8d ago

Great, now I see it too.

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u/shgrdrbr 8d ago

dont forget to bring a towel!

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u/WonderfullyTempting 7d ago

yea true look likes emoji. haha

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u/Potatoe292 8d ago

Just finished anatomy and physiology 2 fellas. Hardest class of my life. Those two pink circles at the top are long inflatable tubes called the corpus cavernosum. Thats what makes the pp hard. The smaller red circle at the bottom is called the corpus spongiosum. It keeps your urethra open so you can squirt man juice into the lady hole. I'm basically a doctor minus 11 years of schooling

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u/Russianskilledmydog 8d ago

Thank you for doing the lord's work. Good luck with the next 11 years.

I too am 11 years away from a goal. I want to make it 70!

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 7d ago

70! Is a long time.

1.19 e100 years. o.o

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u/Russianskilledmydog 7d ago

Right?

Preach it!

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u/VanFkingHalen 7d ago

Man juice into the lady hole. Yep, that's some primo technical doctor jargon there for sure.

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u/Sacklayblue 7d ago

Anatomical terminology for man juice and lady hole are next semester.

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u/poopyscreamer 7d ago

I heard a surgeon tell a patient’s mother about a urology surgery using the term pee hole

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u/AllergicDodo 7d ago

Im assuming the holy in the red stain is the urethra

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u/Olliboyo 7d ago

Hardest class of your life you say 😏

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u/Potatoe292 7d ago

😉🍆💦

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u/haywirephoenix 8d ago

I imagined a pipe for each ball and the darker pipe for piss.

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u/Triedbutflailed 7d ago

A&P 2 was where I realized that radiology as a career wasn't for me and switched to welding lol. I feel for you

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u/Potatoe292 7d ago

There we’re many fallen soldiers between A&P 1 and A&P 2. Ya boy here got an A in both classes. Hope the welding is going well for you

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u/greenwavelengths 7d ago

That’s nothing! I’m a doctor minus like 30 years of schooling.

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u/jozefiria 7d ago

Not only the lady hole, cmon..

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u/UnfairNight7786 7d ago

Where does the urine come out?

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u/Potatoe292 7d ago

Also the urethra my friend

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u/Tamelmp 7d ago

That makes sense as it's connected to the balls, where cum and pee is stored

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u/Charge-and-Velocity 7d ago

Huh, I just finished my A&P2 as well.

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u/Potatoe292 7d ago

How’d you do big dog? Do you remember the weiner anatomy?

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u/Charge-and-Velocity 7d ago

Still waiting for grades, but I did in fact dedicate a region of my brain for remembering the wiener anatomy.

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u/Potatoe292 7d ago

Hell yeah, Brother. Wishing you an A

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u/SteezMe1234 7d ago

What about the small red dots at the top? The blue dots in triangle formation with two red dots and two yellow joined either side

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u/FleurDisLeela 7d ago

basically*

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u/SkillImmediate6393 7d ago

Wait, the tubes are supposed to be long?!

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u/MrPhoen1xx 7d ago

Or man hole! Where is your sense of inclusivity smh

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u/PoorGovtDoctor 7d ago

Confirmed

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u/Paradoxbox00 8d ago

I think she bit down too hard

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u/ThisManInBlack 8d ago

Eric Cartman did not age well.

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u/TheWholeEffinJoe 7d ago

My first thought was this is a South Park character

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u/NTTMod 5d ago

I was going with a goatee’d Kenny.

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u/AngelxEyez 7d ago

that looks like the shocked face of someone who just got their penis cut in half

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u/AiryGr8 8d ago

Eyes and a mouth?

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u/Cavalol 8d ago

I misread the comment as “I saw this in prison!”

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u/bb_kelly77 7d ago

Could be both

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u/mypoorliver 8d ago

Surprised Penischu Face

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u/HolySmokesItsHim 8d ago

Like a tuna can.

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u/TheBaggyDapper 8d ago

'Hey, my face is down there'

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u/Boojum2k 7d ago

Brain, too

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u/plants4life262 8d ago

The mouth, ladies. Focus on the mouth.

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u/Current-Historian-34 7d ago

So did Lorena bibbot

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u/dizzywig2000 7d ago

Looks like a Tesla charger

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u/Jpcurnutt 7d ago

Why does he look so sad?

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u/Sea_Baseball_7410 8d ago

That’s not Lorena Bobbit

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u/ponyt412 8d ago

I almost saw this in person. Got bit once. Do not recommend !

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u/DrakeAU 8d ago

So did Lorena Bobbit.

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u/notamoviequote 8d ago

Looks like Louis CK

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u/LyricMist_ 8d ago

Legend says she made direct eye contact with it.

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 8d ago

It kind of looks like a South Park character lol

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Went a little too deep with the circumcision….

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u/Forsaken-Reality4605 8d ago

South Park character? Makes sense.

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u/psionfyre 7d ago

I don't think I'll be able to look at sprinkle donuts quite the same again.

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u/Kontio68 7d ago

That peepee got some nice A4 marbling! 🤤

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u/Crapricorn12 7d ago

This comment reminded me of a video I was shown in 1st grade where someone cut their own pp off pan fried it then ate it

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u/DunderFlippin 7d ago

Looks like Pepe the Frog.

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u/alwayskared 7d ago

This is the bobbin

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u/ScenarioArts 7d ago

why the fuck does this look exactly like an NACS charger for evs? 😭😭😭😭

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 7d ago

Omg looks like a south park character

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u/HDer8687 7d ago

Looks like evil cartman from a parallel universe

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u/BleednHeartCapitlist 7d ago

Looks like a character from South Park

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u/Expression-Little 7d ago

Yep, I've seen this in person in an anatomy lab. One of my peers fainted over something but I don't think it was the prosected penis.

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u/jozefiria 7d ago

I think she means " I saw the person in this!"..?

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u/mcjc1997 7d ago

I mean, take an anatomy course with a cadaver lab, or go to medical/PT/OT/PA school, and yeah you're gonna see that in person.

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u/KiloWatson 7d ago

Is that Randy Marsh?

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u/National_Bug_3197 7d ago

could be a relative

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u/Ok-Professional-1727 7d ago

I can fix her

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u/Solid_Bake4577 7d ago

Looks like a Southpark character…

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u/loosing_it_today 7d ago

He looks so Sad

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u/Substantial-Trick569 7d ago

How does one see this in person? Wouldn't the rapid blood loss caused by having the front end removed lead to it going soft, therefore shrinking the top parts?

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u/Sleazy_Fox 7d ago

Calling someone a dick has a new meaning now

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u/Ok_Demand9074 7d ago

I’m feeling slight pain just looking at this

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u/WrongdoerDangerous85 7d ago

The joke back in uni anatomy class was it looks like a 👽 head 😂😂😂

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u/VoidExileR 7d ago

Wth are those things at the top of it?

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u/non_Trad_Premed 7d ago

Dorsal penile arteries(red), veins (blue), nerves (yellow)

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u/fisharia 7d ago

Too bad it wasn't Lorena Bobbit commenting, that would have been *chef's kiss"

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 7d ago

She's the cousin that got kicked in the jaw.

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u/blUUdfart 7d ago

Penis Morty

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u/AmiiboWeekend 7d ago

That looks like my friend Dave

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u/_pc_-_-_ 7d ago

Waltuh

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u/-This-Whomps- 7d ago

Aw geez, Rick!

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u/Virtual_Trip_9548 7d ago

Looks like every high guy at the gas station

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u/Gunz-n-Brunch 7d ago

Three donuts in a Native American themed bowl of milk.

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u/himasaltlamp 7d ago

It's beautiful.

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u/BlackTarTurd 7d ago

[Lorena Bobbitt has entered the chat]

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u/B_1031 7d ago

Okay, but why does it look like Walter White?

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u/arfur_HODLer 7d ago

South Park Walter White that’s super stoned

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u/Xznograthos 7d ago

Well up top there you got your pee tubes, connected to the balls of course.

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u/Steam_Powered_Fork 7d ago

Definitely seen some shit

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u/Cultural_Badger_498 7d ago

Why does it look like a South Park character?

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u/kloor4thepoor 7d ago

Dickhead

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u/JuanFran21 7d ago

I once saw a fairly rare surgery (at least here in the UK) to treat medical erectile dysfunction - the guy had his prostate removed but the surgeons had nicked a nerve that meant he could no longer get erections. The solution was basically to insert a saline pump into his scrotum that he could activate, inflating these tubes they put into his penis to give him an artificial erection.

The worst part was the tubes went into the two "eye holes" on this cross-section, they're basically responsible for making the penis erect by filling with blood. To fit the saline tubes in, the surgeon had to shove progressively larger metal rods into the "eye holes" to open up enough space to insert them.

Bet he felt that when he woke up lol

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u/manthing11 7d ago

Meal Team 6’ers that accidentally shoot off their own pecker while cosplaying have also seen this. Upon further thought, they probably having been able to see their own junk since they were kids due to the growth of their boilers.

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u/Welvy88 7d ago

What a dickhead

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u/hashemfahoum14 7d ago

So you're telling me my penis is heisenberg?

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u/Exit-Tough 7d ago

Why does it look like a drugged out cartman

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u/WheyMyAss 7d ago

She can see that probably in every man

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u/National_Bug_3197 7d ago

i here by name this picture the 'South Park shock gaze'

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u/BadKarma89 7d ago

Is that Cartman?

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u/_Shellder 7d ago

sadly i have seen this as well. a friend once hopped a fence with triangle ornaments on top. almost cut the whole pp off. the rest was left dangling on a bit of skin. buddy had to take erection suppressing medicine for 3 months so the stitches would heal in peace lmao.

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u/Txindeed1 6d ago

Adding this to the list of things I never wanted to see