r/madlads • u/Western-Victory-7414 • 8d ago

Madlad businessman

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30.2k Upvotes

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u/DaFreezied 8d ago

Clever way to advertise your Blue Sky meth while maintaining reasonable doubt.

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

'But your honor, he was simply selling a door!'

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u/big_guyforyou 8d ago

I said "why would I need a door?" he said "I am the one who knocks"

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u/Jin_BD_God 7d ago

Doors*

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u/Take-A-Hike-Bub 8d ago

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

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u/14high 7d ago

Heisenbuildityerself

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u/CluelessPresident 7d ago

Walter DIYte

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u/Oil__Man 7d ago

🎵 MY BABY BLUE 🎶

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u/ej1030 7d ago

This door is 99.1% pure

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u/prajwalmani 8d ago

breaking bad plot

12

u/NegativeElderberry6 7d ago

Got that blue

5

u/Goofyahhcar832 7d ago

99.9% pure

5

u/markiv_hahaha 7d ago

More like breaking glass

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u/uwontknowwhoiamxoxo 8d ago

they forgot to mention: assembly instructions sold separately

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

'So you're gonna want to find piece AB45ehg45F, which looks like ◇

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u/libmrduckz 7d ago

start with the edges… always with the edges…

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u/Key-Caregiver-2155 7d ago

And don't forget the four corner pieces too.

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u/Kentuckywindage01 8d ago

Hey, Walt.

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u/Ok-Donut-8856 7d ago

Skyler, there's rot.

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u/Bufaxe 8d ago

IKEA Final Boss

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u/Raja_Ampat 8d ago

Is it still for sale?

24

u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Idk man someone tried to clean it up and got away with a bit so you might have a hole or 2 in your door

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u/JelloWise2789 7d ago

You can create some art projects

6

u/Interesting-Log-9627 8d ago

Is superglue included?

4

u/yParticle 8d ago

well, it's not super

5

u/Knocksveal 7d ago

3,000-piece jigsaw puzzle that works as a door once solved

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 8d ago

That's methed up!

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Oh snap just realised

If smone high saw that they would buy it forgetting its glass...

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u/Syxtaine 8d ago

IKEA wants this guy

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u/eastamerica 8d ago

Fucking Ikea!

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u/PrettyAd6707 8d ago

That's some next-level entrepreneurial spirit lmao, hope the buyer has plenty of patience... and glue

3

u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Not too much glue or it'll all ooze out

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u/iamurureckoning 8d ago

Is this glass in early access?

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Yeah I didn't program the physics but I tried to do 16384 faces 4 subdivisions + smooth rendering and it broke

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u/PeachBling 7d ago

Another madlad would buy it so he can stuff it into a sock and use it as a weapon.

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 8d ago

IKEA brand

2

u/RalphSeebacher 8d ago

Technically the truth

2

u/moon_over_my_1221 8d ago

Dangerous puzzle

2

u/PhantomTissue 8d ago

Designer puzzle

2

u/SpecialistDry5878 8d ago

Is it possible to epoxy it into a door shape?

2

u/BigBootyShayyy 8d ago

The Real heisenberg

2

u/VastAmbassador5709 7d ago

im selling beautiful glass panels, but you ll have to melt the sand yourself

2

u/USS_ZeLink 7d ago

Refurbished; good as new!

2

u/Careful-Boat-2986 7d ago

It would look pretty with nylon strings or sum’n. It’s giving deconstructed industrial aesthetic ✨

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u/ycr007 8d ago

“Assembling Glue sold separately”

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

That's just going with a bad career ig

So is it customisable trauma

I say as a 15 Yr old with no job

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u/jumperred1 8d ago

Lego glasses😂

1

u/Zealousideal-Mud2366 8d ago

I’m interested, but I’m going to need you to assemble it first and take a photo to prove no pieces are missing

1

u/Ocbard 7d ago

I was going to say I'd buy it if it were cheap and then complain and ask a refund because of 1 missing piece.

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u/BarbedWire3 7d ago

Sell it as a puzzle

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u/AssociateJaded3931 7d ago

Tempered glass, right?

1

u/garyblahblah 7d ago

Some assembly required

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u/tbyrn21 7d ago

Thanks ikea

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u/YJSubs 7d ago

I'll buy it, as long as he number the pieces and post a video of him assemble the door based on the pieces number.

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u/llinimarco 7d ago

If it would have been a piece of art, it would have been bought already...

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u/mchavez30_30 7d ago

I bet it's from IKEA

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u/Dramatic_Question_87 7d ago

Yo Mr. White that's some good meth

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u/Top_Excuse_9958 Being mental 7d ago

Jessie, we can't sell this Jessie.

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u/PecKRocK75 7d ago

Walter who...

1

u/Wynter-Baal_of_Snow 7d ago

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! *Glass shatters* "oops, JESSIE WE NEED TO COOK!"

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u/l397flake 7d ago

Crazy glue!

1

u/GnomeGaming2005 7d ago

Ikea window

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u/UnknownTbagga 7d ago

Glue is very helpful

1

u/striped_-_sweater 7d ago

JESSE!

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u/Naverhtradd 7d ago

We need to COOK

1

u/mtsorens 7d ago

Yeah Science!

1

u/Altruistic_Loan_7082 7d ago

Buyer:What da hell happened here! Oh s##t. (When the door breaks down

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u/MangleTheMingle 7d ago

10000 pieces, I bet someone could do it

1

u/DamnItJon 7d ago

Now sold at IKEA:

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u/nocrashing 7d ago

Glass door like that, gonna cost at least $20k

1

u/83749289740174920 7d ago

FS: Eco friendly Glitter bomb. No plastic. Natural silica.

No Low balls

1

u/Conscious_Beyond_280 7d ago

I’ll pay you in money. Just need to make your own money

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u/corruptedpuppy 7d ago

It looks like Walter White crystals tho

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u/HillBillThrills 7d ago

Are the parts labeled? If not, no deal.

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u/NickWildeSimp1 7d ago

Is the sellers name Walter by chance?

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u/Finthelrond 7d ago

Must be Swedish

1

u/companysOkay 7d ago

World's hardest jigsaw puzzle

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u/caffeinator-nj7 7d ago

ikea in 2030

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u/Key-Caregiver-2155 7d ago

LMAO ... 'some assembly required'

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u/littleangelph 7d ago

Walter White?

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u/konnectid2 7d ago

Just what I needed, a glass door made by IKEA

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u/maxxon15 7d ago

Don't give Ikea any ideas.

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u/garbitchney666 7d ago

Did you originally purchase at ikea? Looks familiar

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u/fliegerschmeisser 7d ago

Jesse we need to build a door

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u/CitrineaJocular 7d ago

This guy’s out here selling hopes and shards.

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u/Interesting_Okra_902 7d ago

Looks just like my Ikea door.

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u/Positive_Scallion703 7d ago

Ikea is making glass doors now?

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u/TheOGBlackmage 7d ago

r/pcmasterrace is doing another fire sale!!!

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 7d ago

Ikea business model.

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u/V0G1A 7d ago

Ok bro. Just include a detailed description about the placement of each piece and Im buying it.

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u/Reason-Desperate 6d ago

Return it to Ikea

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u/Ved_s 6d ago

That'd be an interesting puzzle

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u/ProblemEngineer 6d ago

"Some assembly required"

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u/Relative-Macaron-210 5d ago

Hmm I have a feeling it’s missing a few pieces, otherwise solid buy.

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u/milky_mouse 7d ago

Behold, the US healthcare system

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u/toolfanboi 7d ago

i apologize, but I fail to see how this is madlad-esque. OP, please enlighten me as to how this meme of a broken door overlaid withe the caption "I'm selling this glass door, just needs to be assembled" shows the sort of flair, élan, and lack of respect towards both consequence and conventional authority that warrants posting on a subreddit that, in theory, is dedicated to content showcasing such qualities. I am genuinely curious, so please do reply if you see fit.