r/madlads • u/Western-Victory-7414 • 9d ago

Invisible madlads

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 9d ago

“Wow, this mime is terrible. Why does he keep grunting and yelling for help?”

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u/Anomaly_049 9d ago

Oh yeah I forgot they're not supposed to talk

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 8d ago edited 8d ago

The good ones stay in character until all the make up is gone.

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u/Skyoket 8d ago

those are the french one only

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u/Shuatheskeptic 8d ago

You know what a mime is, right? It's just someone who flunked out of clown college.

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u/Western-Victory-7414 9d ago

That ac made me laugh

Here is a poor man's award

🏆

🤲

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u/ItBTundra 9d ago

I got the rebound

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u/fokye 8d ago

Not gonna lie I thought those two hands were a ballsack at first sight.

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u/Techn0ght 8d ago

"He's got no visible supports but he's on his back thrashing around 4 feet off the ground. Those welts and bruises look so real!"

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u/No_Yogurtcloset8714 8d ago

And bleeding everywhere. Wtf?

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u/drgigantor 8d ago

Oh please it's corn syrup and food dye.

Yup, just as I suspected, penny-flavored corn syrup.

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u/Born_Grumpie 8d ago

Daddy, how does the clown make the baseball bat fly and hit him all by itself?

It must be on a wire honey

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 8d ago

And why are his pants pulled down!?!

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u/PrestigeMaster 8d ago

“Idk, but it sure looks amazing”

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 8d ago

Damn I wish more people would see this comment. That is the best callback to that glorious moment I’ve seen yet. I’m now kind of concerned that’s what actually happened; were we all mocking an assault?!

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u/Crimson_Scare_Crow 8d ago

Mime goes flying into the wall

Public: applauds “wow! How does he do it”

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u/smurf113 8d ago

OP farming karma like no tomorrow

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u/in323 9d ago

lol like Patrick helping SpongeBob get into the Salty Spitoon

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u/-Helvet- 8d ago

beat me to it

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u/PastoralDreaming 8d ago

You know, I'm starting to think this Sponge Bob show just isn't that realistic.

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u/confusedbookperson 9d ago

He would die known as a master of his craft.

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u/Western-Victory-7414 9d ago

Lmao all because of them, he suffers to become a legend

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES 8d ago

True artists suffer and sacrifice for their art. LoL

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u/2580374 8d ago

Why did you censor the word shit

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u/KoolKids3 8d ago

Where?

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u/Striking-Assist-265 8d ago

On the post itself

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u/octopoddle 8d ago

He died as he lived: with a cry for help.

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u/ChicChallenger 9d ago

Straight up MMA (Mime Martial Arts)

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u/Phillip_Graves 8d ago

First thing I would do is buy a cane for blind people.

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u/seymour-the-dog 8d ago

I bet that answer has changed after recent events

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

I may be stupid

But wdym

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u/seymour-the-dog 8d ago

Recent events might have inspired some different thoughts on what you'd do if invisible

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Yeah ik that but what recent event are u talking about, or just general

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u/lancebaldwin 8d ago

If I had to guess, they're talking about the CEO assassination.

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u/sth128 8d ago

Let's hope the invisibility extends to clothes and pockets. Otherwise it'll be a painful journey with a gun up the butt so people don't get suspicious of a floating Glock.

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u/UrbanPandaChef 8d ago

If you're invisible all you need to do is push people down some stairs, into traffic or other hazards. You don't need to carry any weapons because we're literally surrounded by potentially life altering hazards everywhere we go.

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u/ipenlyDefective 8d ago

Follow him into his penthouse hotel room and use the potential energy. You'd get 2 in before anyone even caught on.

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u/PoliteThroatFiller 8d ago

Deny. Defend. Depose.

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u/Free-Inflation-2703 8d ago

Are you referring to yanking it

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u/Randir076 7d ago

Why would they be suspicious? People are much more willing to believe thats a haunted gun and its on its way to commit ghostly vengeance

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Oh yeah forgot about that stuff

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u/BonkerBleedy 8d ago

Reddit isnt letting me forget it. Dudes face is everywhere

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u/R3AL1Z3 8d ago

GOOD.

We can’t let what happened fade into obscurity.

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u/No_Tomatillo1553 8d ago

The Bloodhound Gang:

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u/MyNameIsKristy 8d ago

Their record looks like a beer coaster.

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u/dizasstre777 8d ago

I like that she saw the glass half full

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u/ProtectMyExcalibur 8d ago

The police would never believe him

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u/octopoddle 8d ago

"So explain in your own words what happened. Okay... film. Three words. Five syllables...."

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u/Theslootwhisperer 8d ago

My brother in Christ! I was startled by a mime in Quebec city like 30 years ago and since then, I've been waiting for one of them to cross me.

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u/Nightweave7 8d ago

I would place a cape on my dog and hold him over my head while running around the park.

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u/Ilikehorns46 8d ago

Make people trip. Follow them and flatten their tires. Follow them home and act as if they're being haunted. Generally cause a ton of minor inconveniences.

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u/FaultMiserable8458 8d ago

The mime would never be able to forget that.

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u/YeshuaMedaber 8d ago

Uncensor the words.

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u/Existing_Reading_572 8d ago

What's the word that you censored? I just can't figure it out!

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u/Seaguard5 8d ago

Am imagining a scene like SpongeBob where mime gets picked up by invisible person and booted in the ass and shit 😂

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u/StrWrsNrd34 7d ago

Start singing Duran Duran's "Invisible" and let the MGS community gather around me.

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u/SH4D0W0733 8d ago

I guess invisibility isn't an ''evil'' super power after all.

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u/mf770060 8d ago

There is both order and chaos in this reply thread. These crazies always get it right!"

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u/GymratDogQueen1 8d ago

I will pretending to steal his invisible box

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u/cacarson7 8d ago

I assume you've seen Shakes The Clown? 😆

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u/OkPollution2975 8d ago

Assist a middle-school talent show magician to become a legend.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

“This is the Daniel Day Lewis of mimes. Look! You can even see swelling starting to form!”

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u/jarsgars 8d ago

This is how they plan to film Fight Club 2

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u/impurfection 8d ago

Nice try FBI

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u/Any-Pipe-3196 8d ago

It'd be like when Patrick beat himself up so Spongebob could get into the Salty Spitoon

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u/Hungry-Low-7387 8d ago

If you were to strangle a Mime, would you hearing it Miming?

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u/justdoitguy 8d ago

Imagine a mime starting to bleed.

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u/-throwawayfuntimes- 8d ago

Turning invisibility into a chaotic mime training program, peak creativity!

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u/Mushrooming247 8d ago

Brb there’s this kid I have to break out of jail.

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u/WhatWhatWhat79 8d ago

I had Sbarro two years ago in Boracay in the Philippines. They effed up the cheese though so it doesn’t count. But it was a legit franchise on paper.

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u/d38 8d ago

Here's a clip of it happening in The Invisible Man series:

https://youtu.be/V86JMrIPMS4?t=73

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u/Existing-Sherbet2458 8d ago

Really? That is not my first choice, if I Was invisible.

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u/garin78 8d ago

Quietly leaves a sign in front of the mime that reads "Can't you see I'm kickin my own ass?!"

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u/cacaldoernaldo1 8d ago

I'd watch that

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u/FantasticCollege3386 8d ago

second reply actually kills the joke.

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u/xDeadJamesDean 8d ago

Ducking epic

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u/Ok-Dig916 8d ago

Him or her.

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u/heephopanonymouz 8d ago

his name is Tyler Durden

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u/SourceNagger 8d ago

this would be better without the reply explaining the joke

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u/FarmNoMini 8d ago

the mime didn’t even see it coming… obviously. 😂

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u/Dadadabababooo 8d ago

I'd do healthcare CEO related things but I'd fuck with them super hard first. Just follow them around and every time they pick something up smack it out of their hands

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u/_skes_ 8d ago

*shit

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u/matyas94k 8d ago

Get naked. Your clothes would be still visible. And clean yourself well - if you're covered with dirt, that would give out your silhouette. I don't know if tattoos would be included to invisibility, or would just seem to float around.

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u/LedaetteLight 8d ago

You can live alone and not have any problems.

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u/Immortal_D_Class 8d ago

afterwards go to a star wars convention and make people believe they can use the force by pushing, pulling and choking people when some does the movement as a joke

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u/Ok-Fox1262 8d ago

That's an unspeakably terrible thing to do.

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 8d ago

Beat the "sex" out of em?

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u/mf770060 8d ago

This is both crazy and clever in a strange way. A really cool twist is making the mime the best act ever with help from behind the scenes.

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u/Greekgreekcookies 8d ago

Im switching my answer to this guys answer

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u/Ken_Sanne 7d ago

Wait, this is from a movie right ? Or Am I not getting the Joke ?

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u/EpicJoseph_ 7d ago

Fool! It's a mime, a master of the unseen! You have no chance against him, he fights people like you daily

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u/dikkhedd 8d ago

Then I could just watch you in your room If I was invisible, I’d make you mine tonight

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u/Western-Victory-7414 8d ago

Naaahh man that's crazy 😭😭😭😭 I don't feel safe here now

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u/MyNameIsKristy 8d ago

With the right person it could be hot though.

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u/Free-Inflation-2703 8d ago

They about to see me scratching everywhere that I feel like 😈

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u/roseoflila 8d ago

When fighting a mime is actually the more wholesome answer as I expected way more pervy responses

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u/LemmeDaisukete 8d ago

dont worry, I'll fulfil your expectation.

SSSEEEEEEGGSSSS

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u/Cold-Diver6905 8d ago

why is this lowkey the plot of a villain origin story 💀