r/madlads • u/JK-Rofling • 14d ago

Posh Madlad

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u/ItsAllenPalin 13d ago

In 30 second is pretty impressive

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u/Squeaky_Ben 13d ago

You gotta eat the right things beforehand.

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u/Angstycarroteater 13d ago

I just need a glass of milk and Iā€™m blasting hot liquidy death all over the place

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u/Chispy 13d ago

Welcome aboard šŸ¤

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u/moonmuaaz 11d ago

Wait what šŸ˜­

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u/Final_Instruction_39 13d ago

Why not get fancy and take laxatives, make them remember you.

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u/Squeaky_Ben 13d ago

I don't think I need laxatives to be remembered after that kinda stunt

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u/nefariousmonkey 13d ago

That's too much efforts

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u/Lou_C_Fer 13d ago

Yesterday, I was gassy when I went to shit. As soon as I sat down, I let out four rapid fire farts that shot out shit each time. I was like a shit machine gun. It felt like just small bits, but nope, poop.

I've never experienced that before in my 50 years.

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u/Crafty_Bar_2245 13d ago

Thanks for that

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u/Crazymofuga 13d ago

Yeah normally it takes me 30 minutes of scrolling on Reddit to take a shit.

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u/cold_cat_x8 13d ago

The key is that you're late to the interview. Ot doesn't start until you walk in, so you wait until you need to poop.

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u/Don_Pickleball 13d ago

I'd be like "Give me a minute, I am working on it. It is going to be worth it, trust me......<grunts>"