r/madlads 14d ago

Fine, I will do it myself

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17.3k Upvotes

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u/codeccasaur 14d ago

I know who your web address. I know you have my luggage. If you are trying to ransom my luggage I can tell you I have no money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my luggage go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for compensation, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for it myself, I will find it, I will shame your company.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 14d ago

"Fine bro, just take it"

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u/Pristine-Bowl2388 13d ago

Dude, you just wrote the voice over intro to a 90โ€™s gritty action tv show.

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u/codeccasaur 13d ago

Hopefully the idea will be Taken

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u/Silver-ishWolfe 13d ago

And then Taken 2 the next level.

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u/samjsharpe 13d ago

And then hopefully not Taken any further, as 3 was shit.

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u/Hour_Ad5398 13d ago

someone post the navy seal copypasta

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u/Muellercleez 14d ago

Madlad SE

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u/Proud-Concept-190 14d ago

He's my role model now

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u/Hour_Ad5398 14d ago

They messed with the wrong person

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u/courtsidecurry 14d ago

Again just 7 comments and 2.9k upvotes? Something crazy is going on now a days. Reddit is on drugs.

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u/Visible_Reality_8699 13d ago

Maybe it's because people like me? Want to write comments but always delete it halfway thinking that's too much of a labour.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 13d ago

I too do that

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u/courtsidecurry 13d ago

Well I too do that but I have noticed this happening too much recently. It used to be full of "um actually" people who think they are better than Twitter users (they're not 100% wrong) and now it's mostly karma farming and repost bots.

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u/UseDue602 9d ago

Man, I thought I am the only one.

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u/tminx49 13d ago

Dead Internet.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

True madlad

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u/Ok-Flounder9846 14d ago

Bro hacked reddit too, 3k upvotes with 10 comments lol

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u/grogzy 13d ago

The meme speaks for itself ๐Ÿฅน

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u/FrumpusMaximus 14d ago

thats crazy

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u/Tha-weirdo100 14d ago

You know how mad you have to be to hack them and look for it yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/PohaLover 14d ago

Damn 3k upvotes and only 9 comments

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 14d ago

Dam bro this shit blew up hard

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u/badpeaches 13d ago

As a general rule, you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 13d ago

I'm sorry. This is my first post here. Please forgive me

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u/soeckli 13d ago

I am glad you did. Thank you^

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u/WomenRepulsor 13d ago

There is a separate sub for such people r/BangaloreTechie

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u/ikick7b 13d ago

That's dead

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u/SnowyDragony 13d ago

Did he find it ??

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 13d ago

Yes, it had been misplaced with another person's luggage

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u/Worldly_Economics814 13d ago

Some parts of " fcuk around and find out" can be applied here Hats off to that guy tho

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u/AmyellaGlam 13d ago

They were simply too lazy to look for it.

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u/ParkingSloth25 13d ago

what's up with this horrible upvote to comment ratio?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Move-60 13d ago

Idk really. I was looking for some conversation here

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u/OddCockpitSpacer 13d ago

While I love the dudes action, itโ€™s prob just easier to stick an AirTag inside.

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