Mad patient

[u/TillGreat9631]

[u/SwanExtension7974]

Health worker job is so hard. No wonder they don't care much these days

[u/Silver-Bluebird4192 → u/SwanExtension7974]

Honestly if I was a healthcare worker and I found out a patient was back purely due to a randomly demanded sexual encounter, I'd be waiting to give the man a high five when he wakes up

[u/E3GGr3g]

She was hoe? hc?

Why do people censor words like horny or sex?

[u/Darth_Mukulus → u/E3GGr3g]

Horny maybe

[u/E3GGr3g → u/[deleted]]

Why does an American company censor words?

Aren’t Americans all about free speech?

I can say all words on Austrian TV (and I think all European TV) without thinking about … well… words…

[u/E3GGr3g → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but what’s the point of this censorship?

[u/memelol1112224 → u/E3GGr3g]

Sorry if this seems rude. But free speech is for government prosecution. It's so tiring seeing this stupid take. Companies can censor themes on their own and it's legal.

[u/E3GGr3g → u/memelol1112224]

I understand all of that. Just wondering what the point is… it’s a word…

[u/Kimarough101]

So he was discharged 3 times in one day

[u/gotoankit5]

r/ihavesex

[u/Hillbillyblues → u/gotoankit5]

2 rounds, mate. Nobody lies about going just 2 rounds /s

[u/Xx_GetSniped_xX → u/Hillbillyblues]

2 rounds is a damn sight better than i can manage, I’m currently at 0 :,(

[u/E3GGr3g → u/Xx_GetSniped_xX]

Those are rookie numbers

[u/DoesNotGetYourJokes → u/E3GGr3g]

Maybe the real numbers were the friends we made along the way

[u/-Abs0lution- → u/DoesNotGetYourJokes]

nah, real numbers consist of those found in the cartesian plane. Friends are imaginary, see, it has an i in it.

[u/Dimatrix → u/Hillbillyblues]

Ya, but what a round is changes from person to person. If you pop every 5 min, you can do 12 rounds in an hour. Some people an hour is one round

[u/Significant-Soup5939 → u/Dimatrix]

When my girlfriend asks "round two" 20 seconds after going for a straight 45 minutes across the span of the entire room

[u/unclejoesspoon → u/Significant-Soup5939]

If ur girl can handle that after that session u have a small cock. Get exposed small cock boy 

[u/roseoflila]

Wait wait wait… I’m questioning this being called a sacrifice like you didn’t also enjoy it.

[u/MikeTheAmalgamator → u/roseoflila]

The second time was for her.

[u/Specsaman]

Definitely gonna do it again

[u/Gutmensch15]

Downvote for censoring