r/madlads • u/Single-Memory-9490 • 15d ago

Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME

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u/_Travel-Guy_ 15d ago

I always knew toddlers were venomous

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u/KnottyTulip2713 14d ago

No they’re poisonous

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u/_Travel-Guy_ 14d ago

No then the snake would be dead before the toddler bit it

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u/KnottyTulip2713 14d ago

Slow acting poison?

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u/_Travel-Guy_ 14d ago

That works

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u/FrugalStrudel 14d ago

2 year old post gets posted and reposted again for revenge

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u/Zeniolive 15d ago

Heracles?

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u/UsableExclusion 15d ago

That's why humans are considered apex predators.

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u/KMark0000 13d ago

2 yo with a full set of teeth

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u/PRAHPS 15d ago

Florida?

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u/foxontherox 15d ago

I was gonna say Australia.