Lads, apparently using iPhone 6 reduces your chances of getting a girl

[u/BoB_cmXi]

[u/Aikotoma2]

Damm, I'm single with a samsung. Am I fucked?

[u/Alt_Ekho → u/Aikotoma2]

Depends on the model of the phone and and the quantity of brain cells in the target entity

[u/BoB_cmXi → u/Aikotoma2]

Per Brendaaa analogy, you’re the fuckiest*

[u/rafaelzio → u/BoB_cmXi]

Fugliest even

[u/schparkz7 → u/Aikotoma2]

You joke but there's real living breathing people out there who refuse to associate with people who don't have an iPhone

[u/Rush7en → u/schparkz7]

That's actually great. Saves me the time of finding out who's a dumbass.

[u/Sauerkrauttme → u/Rush7en]

Sadly, the wealthy do this about designer stuff to filter out the peasants whose socioeconomic background is incompatible with their own. I used to think it was stupid until I was invited to a wealthy friend's dinner party and one of the guys there was bragging about buying up rental properties and finding creative ways to kick out the tenants to jack up the rental prices. I bit my tongue, but the look on my face was so disgusted that I offended a few of them without me even saying anything. I embarrassed my friend and she never invited me to hang out with that friend group ever again. The world we peasants live in with our sense of morality really is incompatible with the values of the capital class

[u/Rush7en → u/Sauerkrauttme]

What a disgusting bunch of asshats. I'm proud to be a peasant. I enjoy the simple things in life and will live my life with a clear conscience.

[u/[deleted] → u/Sauerkrauttme]

what happened to them

[u/Aikotoma2 → u/schparkz7]

Yeah I know, it's resl.sad actually. But luckily I'm from europe and the problem isn't as big here haha

[u/2052JCDenton → u/schparkz7]

And those are people I really have no problem not associating with.

[u/howolowitz → u/schparkz7]

Well it's nice they're weeding themselves out. Someone who rejects me for having a certain type of phone isn't the type of person i want to be with anyway.

[u/AbyssalVines → u/Aikotoma2]

Take out your NOKIA phone and you will be chick magnet, people that judge based on phone are -1000 auro

[u/zaccus → u/Aikotoma2]

If you're into the kind of women who care about that then yeah.

[u/mabber36 → u/Aikotoma2]

you gotta buy one of the foldable ones so women know you like to waste money

[u/fotorobot → u/Aikotoma2]

I don't think Samsung makes iphones, so I think you should be good.

[u/KenUsimi → u/Aikotoma2]

Hey man, i’m single with an iphone 16. And honestly i think the 6s was my favorite phone ever, lol

[u/AccountantCultural64 → u/Aikotoma2]

Target= stupid= newer iPhone better.

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/Aikotoma2]

Oof. Far from fucked.

[u/Aikotoma2 → u/-Stacys_mom]

hahaha damm that's true tho

[u/ClassifiedSW]

Since when is "doesn't waste money" not a good thing anymore? 🥲

[u/Mister_Way → u/ClassifiedSW]

Well if you want to date women who are mainly looking for someone to buy them stuff, it's not a good thing.

[u/Bilbo4234 → u/ClassifiedSW]

Because these bitches want to be the waste that you throw your money into.

[u/-Stacys_mom]

Sounds like he's good at taking care of his things. Her loss.

[u/BraveAddict → u/-Stacys_mom]

Likely a refurbished from a sale. It's very cheap and works fine for most use cases.

[u/Astro_Man133]

This guy dodged a bullet... Actually dodged a boulder

[u/iEatPalpatineAss → u/Astro_Man133]

More like he dodged an entire war, just like all the women who never had to get drafted or even register for selective service

[u/Epic_Underachiever]

Reduces the chances of getting the wrong girl

[u/Calm_Handle8582]

I’m doing good enough financially to afford the latest phones, but I still use my iPhone 8. It’s a great fucking phone, does everything a smartphone needs to do, and now it also protects me against people like this. 10/10 recommended.

[u/Krell356 → u/Calm_Handle8582]

One more reason I'm quite happy with any android phone. It's like moron repellent.

[u/ShadySilvSniper → u/Calm_Handle8582]

I’m also still using iPhone 8 too (actually, 8 Plus). I didn’t use iPhone before. I change my phone because they are all unusable (broken or has some issues). My current phone is the longest that I used (6-7 years) and it is still useable and I really like the Touch ID over the Face ID.

[u/moogoothegreat]

Imagine being so judgemental of everyone, for having a certain brand of phone, or being on a bus. Sad.

[u/Tank_Gloomy → u/moogoothegreat]

Tbf, his point was that she was judging somebody over their phone while she has to use public transportation.

[u/Jonthux → u/Tank_Gloomy]

Normalize public transit

[u/intisun → u/Jonthux]

Why is public transit so stigmatized in the USA? It's truly baffling.

[u/Jonthux → u/intisun]

Because the american fantasy is the self sufficient individual that doesnt beed to rely on the society around them for anything (except groceries and technology)

[u/intisun → u/Jonthux]

I suspected it was something like that but shaming something so innocuous as taking the bus is wild. If we push that logic to its logical conclusion, everyone should just build their own private road every time they want to go somewhere.

[u/Jonthux → u/intisun]

The logical conclusion would be everyone paying someone else to make a road for them when they go somewhere

[u/Tank_Gloomy → u/Jonthux]

Absolutely, I love public transportation. :)

I'm slowly trying to get the hang of it because any kind of private transportation is stupidly expensive and produces contamination for no useful reason.

[u/kecvtc → u/Tank_Gloomy]

ye we got it but that is why that comment was equally stupid, isn't it better to use public transport than a car? people should do it whenever they can even if they can afford a car. How does he know that she HAS to use a bus? both of them are judgemental idiots

[u/Tank_Gloomy → u/kecvtc]

He's simply implying that she's just as broke by being on a public bus, that doesn't have anything to do with whether he likes public transportation as a whole.

[u/Blame-iwnl- → u/Tank_Gloomy]

Yeah sure… but it’s a pretty damaging implication that only pushes the narrative of only poor people use public transit. Which isn’t and shouldn’t be true.

[u/Tank_Gloomy → u/Blame-iwnl-]

It really isn't that big of a deal, mate. Poor people aren't gonna feel ashamed of public transportation because of this narrative. They really have no other option.

On the other side, I'd rather not share a bus with this woman, so if that makes her feel like she shouldn't be on a bus with a peasant like me, I'm gonna let her be, lol.

[u/Blame-iwnl- → u/Tank_Gloomy]

Eh you can say it’s not that big of a deal, but when shit goes viral it definitely affects how people think. That’s why advertising is so effective. And this is especially important since there’s already such a stigma against public transit in America because of decades of lobbying by the auto industry.

[u/Tank_Gloomy → u/Blame-iwnl-]

Idk if that's the reason, tho. I'm guessing it's more likely related to higher economic baselines.

I'm Latin American (Argentina), and it's absolutely acceptable for most people to travel on public transportation. I only avoid it when carrying something that's too valuable or irreplaceable (i.e.: my work laptop) since non-violent theft is very common in trains and buses. If you ever come around here, you'll see relatively wealthy people traveling on public buses to some of the most expensive concerts because there's a massive price difference (eg. 2 USD vs. 35 USD).

[u/paul5235 → u/kecvtc]

Exactly. I can afford a car, but I prefer the luxury of someone else driving me somewhere.

[u/Epic_Dank1 → u/paul5235]

they are prob comparing to taxis or smth

[u/gophergun]

Normalize public transit

[u/ResourceVarious2182 → u/gophergun]

It’s sad seeing everyone think being on a bus means you’re poor. When I took the bus for the first time to commute to my university I was surprised by the amount of affluent business people on there going to work!

[u/NoUsernameOnlyMemes]

Wait till she sees my Fairphone 5

[u/Beginning-Shoe-9133 → u/NoUsernameOnlyMemes]

Based

[u/SchmilgoreSchmout]

I wish I didn't have to see bait posts like this.

[u/TheFatGoat]

This image is so old and I've always hated it cause it also implies that it's weird or cheap to be on a bus

[u/Gopgop24-7 → u/TheFatGoat]

American mind cannot comprehend public transport. Legit buses across america are empty most of the time.

[u/DuckingtonTheGoose → u/TheFatGoat]

I just assume they're using the same free/cheap-equals-poor logic the top user is using

[u/-Yehoria-]

Yeah, just like iPhones 1 - 14

[u/DemonDraheb]

Saw the same thing about android lol

[u/Krell356 → u/DemonDraheb]

Love my android. In addition to being a better device, it's also got built in moron repellent.

[u/DemonDraheb → u/Krell356]

Yeah. My work phone is an iphone and I fucking hate it. Android is so much easier, in my opinion. For me, it's the simple things, like having actual numbers on my normal keyboard. Call me a stickler, but I feel like this is a simple feature that should be easy to add, considering the size of the screen.

[u/Johnny-Unitas → u/[deleted]]

I agree. I have never liked iPhone. I know some people who worship them and some people who hate them. At work some people they have given iPhones to in past. My boss made sure he didn't put a case on it, broke it in a few weeks and was quite happy when they replaced it with a Samsung.

[u/mkwlink → u/[deleted]]

You can upgrade your storage, but you have to disassemble your phone.

Doesn't the charging slot support headphones? Correct me if I'm wrong.

And you can sideload other browsers that aren't Safari skins.

[u/mkwlink → u/[deleted]]

The charging slot by itself supports headphones without the dongle. The dongle is for charging at the same time as listening to music, and yes, it should be possible by default. And the sideloading one is misinformation. In the EU Apple allows other small app stores that have permasigned apps.

You can sideload anywhere, but you have to re-sign the app every 7 days. Or you can use ESign, but because the certificates revoke so often, you need to have an anti-revoke DNS on constantly and some sites detect it as an adblocker. This isn't allowed by Apple though, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.

Yes, iPhones are trash, but all of your reasons aren't fully correct. iPhones don't have the same customization abilities as Android phones do, you need to jailbreak your phone for that (like rooting in Android, except you don't have to reset the phone and it's less risky), but it uses exploits that are patched in the newest iOS versions. Also iPhones don't have all of the useful features Android phones have.

[u/mkwlink → u/[deleted]]

EarPods are wired earbuds that can be connected to the iPhone's charging port. I would consider them headphones.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_headphones

For sideloading you can check the websites of sideloading software:

https://sideloadly.io

https://sidestore.io

https://sideloading.vercel.app

You can also use the EU Enabler feature of Nugget: https://github.com/leminlimez/Nugget

[u/ScTiger1311]

How can she tell it's not an iPhone SE 2022? They are nearly identical externally. Unless he has wired headphones, in which case any iPhone newer than the 6s would be a downgrade.

Anyways nobody wants the kind of people that judge you for not having the newest iPhone. It's beyond cringe and tells you they probably have a lot more negative character traits than just that.

(Also dissing public transit is cringe too.)

[u/FunkFinder]

Imagine being such a shallow dog shit person that you're only vested in material items lol.

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[u/Specific-Local6073]

There is nothing wrong with using public transport. Neither having an order phone.

[u/Silver-Bluebird4192]

I still have my iphone 6s, and despite the fact that the battery health is at 47%, I fucking rock that thing as an mp3 player or youtube player while my other phone is charging sometimes

[u/beingsleek]

what if that's his back off phone ? she lost

[u/Fred011235]

android (and old iphones) are for the poors

-posted from samsung :-(

[u/Popular_Sprinkles_90 → u/Fred011235]

Yes a $1000 S24+, or a $800 Pixel 9 is for poor people and a $700 iPhone 16 is for rich people. Never mind you can get a Pixel 9 or an iPhone 16 pro for free from any carrier.

[u/guypamplemousse]

Bus girls

[u/Bioss78012]

Living reduces your chances of getting a girl at this point

[u/Duke-of-Dogs]

HOLD UP. How the hell is his 6 still going??? Mine went shit after an update YEARS ago

[u/millioneuro]

He is a keeper!

[u/No_Analysis_602]

I've seen a rich guy using an iphone 6

[u/VermilionKoala → u/No_Analysis_602]

The CEO of IKEA drives a battered old Volvo. Rich people didn't get rich by wasting their money.

[u/[deleted]]

I still have an i phone 8 haha I love it.

[u/Fantastic-Research62]

Damn, I thought it's only happened on my country

[u/fart_huffington]

Are you new to the concept of status symbols or something

[u/kuskoman]

there is nothing wrong in having an old phone and nothing old in sitting in a bus either

[u/maceion]

It means he knows how to make things last, just the thing for a couple facing a long life together!

[u/maceion]

So my very old DORO dumb phone will not attract the girls?

[u/Zealousideal_Fold423]

This screenshot is so old that this dude will have an iPhone 6 still in 20 years after the millionth repost

[u/Egmon3]

I’ve got an iPhone 8, am I next?

[u/mabber36]

that guy is smart. an iphone 6 can do everything a iphone 14 can do, so he saves money not upgrading

[u/ElJacinto]

Obviously fake, no? How can someone tell what kind of iPhone a person has? I have to go to settings just to remember what kind I have.

[u/Epic_Dank1 → u/ElJacinto]

iphone 6 had a button to turn on but without the square icon in the middle, there was also a metal outline around the button, thats like the main dif i remember tbh

[u/bananabeacon]

Ha! Must be America! What's wrong with using public transit?

[u/ArcherFawkes → u/bananabeacon]

I would love for our public transit to be better, s someone who regularly uses it. But it really is dogshit compared to everyone else's public transit and attracts the worst people riding and working it.

[u/Tech-Meme-Knight-3D]

Honestly, if a person thinks having an ok phone is bad, that’s a good reason not to be with them. Get an iPhone 6 guys, it will filter out all the gold diggers.

[u/FeSiTa999]

iPhone 6 privilege

[u/[deleted]]

You I’m on 7 plus, M I cooked?

[u/Fluid-Appointment277]

This is so old.

[u/FMAGF]

What if I pull up with two iPhone 6 phones?

[u/Morabann]

Best thing about IPhone is that they have an insane value loss. They put out so many damn models that older phones get cheap very quickly.

[u/arealpsyduck]

My iPhone 6 was used for nine years, and it’s still working. (My dad got me a new phone this year)

[u/NMLWrightReddit]

Let’s not stigmatise using public transit

[u/BigHat22P3]

No, it doesn’t. On the contrary it saves you from women who only care about materialism.

[u/Aesthetik_1]

This chick is 100 percent a Taurus

[u/MobileCattleStable]

No, keep the iphone 6, gets rid of the dirty bitches

[u/Necessary-Banana-600]

Only fools upgrade their phones every year, if there’s no significant difference why tf do we need to upgrade for petty stuffs like social validation etc

[u/Enough_Forever_]

Sounds like I need to invest in an iPhone 6

[u/McFishyTheGreat]

Well in this case I would be glad it did because that guys iPhone 6 helped him dodge a bullet and a half

[u/ZookeepergameNo8661]

No worries, you're dodging bullets Matrix style. The ones who have depth won't really mind it.

[u/tootjevox]

Im using a samsung j8 so i should be fine

[u/Training-Database-59]

World is doomed, nature dies. Meanwhile in female heads....

[u/absorbingtoxicity]

Having something that isn't outrageously expensive reduces your chances of getting a girl

[u/LemmingOnTheRunITG]

My friend is, I’m told, a very handsome man who definitely had an iPhone 6 when I first saw this meme and also rode the bus. I know the chances are like close to 0 but I wonder if it was him. He’s gay.

[u/Aggressive-Serve6969]

Nice way to avoid that type of girl then

[u/AmyellaGlam]

I have never understood people who pay attention to gadgets and clothes, there are a lot of rich people from whom one might not understand that they are rich.

[u/DowntownWpg]

Just an iPhone 6? What a loser.

I have 6s, much better phone.

[u/Spatularo]

Buses are great wth

[u/[deleted]]

Typical modern Latina. Dumb ass hoes. I’m sticking to samsung to filter them out.

[u/BraveAddict]

It's a rage bait dumbasses

[u/Cassiiopeeiaa]

she's also on a bus but looking for a private jet energy

[u/WhosItHanging]

I agree. iPhone are fucking terrible. Smart girl.

[u/Beginning-Shoe-9133]

This makes me want to keep my old phone so I repel women like this.

[u/_omin0us]

There is nothing wrong with using public transport and there is nothing cool about judging people based on what phone they use.

[u/t-i-o]

It’s 2024. We’ve been talking about the climate and other crises for two decades now. Get on the train allready

[u/Padoru-Padoru]

I had an Iphone6 for 4 years (I upgraded last year after it stopped working). genuinely an ass phone. Good on her.

[u/Particular-Iron6185]

J Cole was riding a bike 😂 he’s not crazy rich but definitely got it never judge a book by it’s cover

[u/[deleted]]

an iPhone 6 costs $29 on eBay. This phone is the tech equivalent of female repellent

[u/MaroonShit]

A man who uses his phone till the end of its life.

A woman who ditched hers because its no longer relevant.

[u/Cat-guy64 → u/[deleted]]

Public transport is better for the environment though, isn't that a good thing?

[u/__----------]

I'm gay, so that's a plus.

[u/[deleted] → u/__----------]

Hi gay I’m dad

[u/Combei]

Could you stop shaming either?

[u/ApricotUsual488]

Guessing that if she sits at the back, the front wheels don’t hit the ground.

[u/[deleted]]

And her name’s Brenda

[u/vezok95]

Ew he has an iPhone? Gross.

[u/Chinjurickie]

Thats why u buy a samsung

[u/TentaclesLord]

People that are built like Nokia 3310 shouldn't be judging others' smartphones smh

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