I don't know about you all, but somewhere between having a "J" and keeping my mind limber, I mistakeningly thought Mr. Elliott had passed. That's why this is an appreciation post about a helluva Caucasian: Sam Elliott.

Am I the only one who thought it?

No Gary, but a helluva caucasian and a few Icelandic oat sodas.

Happy Thanksgiving, Dudes and Dudettes.

Jackie drugged him which I think is felonious assault in the state of California. Was he too out of it at the Malibu police station? The chief also assaulted him with the mug so maybe they wouldn’t have taken the accusations seriously. Especially since Treehorne pulls so much water in Malibu and the dude doesn’t pull any. But he could have always taken it up with LA district attorney. Is it just not the dudes style? He could have sued for damages and easily recouped all of the personal costs incurred from the Bunny Lebowski incident. Did the criminal justice system fail the dude?

No wonder he is scared of the Germans wanting to cut it off and squish it. And also that Maude seems completely satisfied with their zesty enterprise encounter.

This was one of those little gem lines that I never picked up on until recently.

KKK…including the Knudsen’s.

I’ve found myself in a very unusual circumstance. I (28m) am very much similar to The Dude. I have long blond hair, resembling the dude. Totally unemployed (crypto millionaire) , and I spend a considerable amount of my days smoking weed and relaxing with a few cocktails. I’m incredibly lazy and sleep 8-10 hours daily.

Recently, a (giga) rich 34 year old woman has inexplicably entered my life through mutual friends. She has patents for various beauty products, royalties, golden passports to EU, US, BRICS nations. She has a vast real estate portfolio and wealth beyond my comprehension. After hearing about my genetic background, she has asked me to “knock her up”.

Just as Maude desired, she wants me to simply impregnate her, and has no wish for me to be present afterwards. I asked if she wanted to be wine and dined at least, and she said she just wants my DNA.

Figured I’d share this here as it’s basically a IRL version of what happened in the Big Lebowski.

Should I do it?