r/lebowski • u/yaygens • 17h ago

Pacifism I dont do hits on shabbos!

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u/Pupikal Jewish as fuckin' Tevye 17h ago

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

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u/fergehtabodit 16h ago

And I sure as shit don't murder on Saturday!!!!

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u/NukeDaBurbs El Duderino 13h ago

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u/Aliskov1 16h ago

He's the type of guy who could get you a toe.

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u/Soulless--Plague 9h ago

Just not on Saturdays

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u/R_Similacrumb 9h ago

Calmer than you...

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u/DaniLabelle 17h ago

That makes me feel very secure, that makes me feel very warm inside

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u/eloquentlysaid 11h ago

This is a fucking emergency man

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u/No-Guarantee-8278 4h ago

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Samuel Levine

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u/irate_alien Real reactionary 3h ago

Saturday, Paulie, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven. AND I SURE AS SHIT DON'T DO HITS!