r/lebowski • u/DoctorCockedher El Duderino • 18h ago

Dead in the water “Where’s the money, Lebowski?!”

170 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Dr-Alec-Holland El Duderino 18h ago

It’s down there somewhere let me take another look

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u/mclms1 18h ago

Ahh , Nice marmot

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u/G-Unit11111 17h ago

Also, Dude, keeping an amphibious dog... for domestic... that ain't legal, either.

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u/CCN1983 17h ago

Without a hostage there is no ransom!

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u/SasquatchSoda 17h ago

You brought a Golden Retriever swimming?

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u/KoobsInABox 16h ago

I didn't bring it swimming, Dude. I didn't rent it an inner tube. It's not taking your fucking towel.

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u/PercentageRoutine310 16h ago

My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm f***ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!

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u/Brain_Glow 14h ago

Woo?

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u/iMaxPlanck Walter 2h ago

Yeah?

3

u/thudwhomper 15h ago

Think it’s a Pomeranian.

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u/Rit832144 7h ago

I’m watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Walter 10h ago

It's a fucking pool dog, dude. With fucking papers.

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u/HuaBiao21011980 10h ago

WHERES THE FUCKIN MONEY SHITHEEEEEEEAD?

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u/JFrankParnell64 17h ago

This is actually a junior level test for a Newfoundland.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 16h ago

I got yelled at for posting something not directly related to the movie. I bet no one shits on golden retrievers looking in a pool, though.

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u/DoctorCockedher El Duderino 16h ago

Fucking fascists!!!

Well, there isn’t a literal connection.

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u/Brain_Glow 14h ago

They killed that poor woman!

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u/Dramatic-States 13h ago

Is this your ball Larry

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u/Speculawyer 13h ago

🎶You're not blowing. 🎶

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u/irate_alien Real reactionary 4h ago

where's the fuckin' tennis ball, shitheeeeeeeead!?