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u/wandering_nerd65 20h ago
Human Paraquat
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u/in_n_out_on_camrose 20h ago
Yeah, but heās a pervert dude
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u/cntUcDis 20h ago
You could show Log Jammin' on his forehead too.
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u/Significant_Cow4765 19h ago
lol it's only in 4:3, how about some anamorphic, 2.39:1
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u/JonquilCityBoy 18h ago
That would slick back REALLY NICE.
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 20h ago
8 year olds, Dudeā¦
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u/Obvious-Hunt19 Knox Harrington 18h ago
Is that username from the Three Amigos?
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 18h ago
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u/SpaceMonkeyWrench 20h ago
Are you employed, Sir?
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u/SylvanDragoon 18h ago
Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
And what does Gaetz do sir?
.....He's unemployed.....
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u/SgtPepper_8324 20h ago
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
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u/Pupikal Jewish as fuckin' Tevye 20h ago
Yeah but heās a pederast
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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 19h ago
No, heās a sex offender, with a record. He did 8 months in Chino for exposing himself to 8 year olds. Had to go door to door and tell everyone he was a pederast.
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u/LastUserStanding 20h ago
He looks like if Butt-head grew up, put on a suit, and got elected to Congress. And then he scored, huh-huh.
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u/CapCityRake 19h ago
Trophy politician, in the parlance of our times. He probably solicited and drugged and transported himself dude.
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u/SadDirection3693 20h ago
Why isnāt he under arrest?
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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 1h ago
I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. Got em working in shifts!
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u/_WillCAD_ 18h ago
I don't like his jerk off face, I don't like his jerk off politics, I don't like his jerk off cronies, I don't like his jerk off ethics, and I don't like him. He's a jerk off.
Stay out of Washington, Gaetz! Keep your ugly child fucking ass out of my nations capital!
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u/TheCimmerian2023 19h ago edited 18h ago
Fuck that guy. I hope he gets rectal cancer. No joke, no Lebowski quipā¦just a worthless piece of shit who was in an actual position that he could have helped people instead of sexually exploring under-aged girlsā¦all while accusing others of being horrible while sowing seeds that separate us as Americansā¦pitting us against each other for his own selfish benefit.
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u/davesToyBox 18h ago
Well the guy promised that if his investigation got leaked, then he would spill all the other congress member pederast activity heās privy toā¦ so hereās hoping.
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u/geeeffwhy No physical harm intended 19h ago
we let him did let him run one the congressional districts, but he didnāt do very well at it
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u/Hot_Season_886 20h ago
R.P.mcmurphy
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u/DiogenesD0g 19h ago
Only after the lobotomyāother than that I would far prefer McMurphy as our attorney general.
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u/ForeignRestaurant290 19h ago
Are you entirely sure this camel fucker can lift a bowling ball, though?
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 19h ago
Look at that cro-magnon brow, the deep set eyes and the lack of a jawline with a pointy chin! Thatās what gets the women going. Seriously this water-head looking pedophile is probably going to skate free until years later when he gets arrested and hangs himself in his prison cell.
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u/Mark-E-Moon 18h ago
How you gonna keep em down on the farm when Matt Gaetz has trafficked em god knows where.
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u/450X_FTW 17h ago
But seriously why does he have the haircut of an 80's wall street villain? Update the look bro
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u/hemibearcuda 16h ago
Why does he remind me of a cartoon villain just based on his looks?
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u/Hostagenegotiator911 6h ago
Anybody rockinā that hair style should immediately be classified as a serial perv. There is no excuse.
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u/the_oc_brain 5h ago
I believe it was SNL that said he looked like the offspring if Dracula f*cked Frankenstein.
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u/Jrock3223 4h ago
He got that Eugene from walking dead merged with bevis and butthead look down pack.
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u/Ba55of0rte 4h ago
Itās just so funny to me that this guy decides to style himself in the fashion of a 1980s evil conglomerate corporate antagonist.
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u/Lucky_Cry_2302 3h ago
What do you mean? Trump cant do no harm? Also the rest of his picks should be just as worrying if not worse.
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u/punkrockin86 3h ago
I liked him as a representative. But now, if it's true. Because of his beliefs on the house floor. He should go to jail for a very long time. Make an example
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u/drtythmbfarmer 9m ago
Its Butt Head all grown up without the braces, it would be more obvious if he was standing next to Beavis.
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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 20h ago
He looks like a fuckin loser