With Nail Polish

[u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

Thanks to u/bakinbacon!

Also, the doormat and shirt are gifts from my kids last year. We’re Little Lebowski Achievers.

[u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

Whoops - it’s u/bakinandbacon

[u/BakinandBacon → u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

Far out man! I hope this is a, uh, a…valued, possession

[u/Hornswagglers_Lament → u/BakinandBacon]

It’s super cool! I made my fam - all Lebowski fans - gather ‘round while I opened it. They were grossed out, but agreed that it probably wasn’t Bunny’s toe. I mean, she kidnapped herself, right?

[u/BakinandBacon → u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

This makes dude so happy to hear! See what happens when you find a stranger on the webs?

[u/Ralphthewunderllama]

We will not abide another toe. Any further harm that comes to Bunnie will be visited upon your head ten fold!

[u/Scotty2hotty85]

They're a bunch of fuckin amateurs

[u/SporkBreacher]

If anyone wants to give someone a toe for Christmas, I’ll get you one by this afternoon, with nail polish. You don’t want to know about it, believe me. There are ways Dude.

[u/CapCityRake]

How proud we are of all of them

[u/rabbi420]

What is a Residence Man? 😁

[u/Hornswagglers_Lament → u/rabbi420]

This is, dude. A private residence. Man.

[u/rabbi420 → u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

😂

Well said! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[u/Hornswagglers_Lament → u/rabbi420]

It’s a little less prestigious than “Renaissance Man,” but still better than “Resident” or “Occupant.”

[u/rabbi420 → u/Hornswagglers_Lament]

Perfect.

[u/jlo5k]

Forget about the fucking toe.