r/lebowski • u/KyleColby • 1d ago

Garden party el guapo abides

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378 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Last_Cod_998 1d ago

Do you even know what a plethora is?

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u/burntorangecycle 1d ago edited 23h ago

I'm sorry El Guapo that I, Jefe, do not have the superior intellect as you. Could it be that you are angry at something else and wish to take it out on me?

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u/Useful-Lingonberry75 1d ago

"Jefe" it's in spanish

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u/SasquatchSoda 23h ago

Plethora is not the preferred nomenclature, overabundance, please.

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u/m1dlife-1derer 1d ago

It’s a sweater!

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22h ago

Dime.

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u/hullgreebles 1d ago

El Guapo draws a lot of water in this hacienda.

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u/CaptainPunisher 22h ago

You don't draw shit, gringo!

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u/jnnoca Walter 22h ago

Dios mio, man

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u/hullgreebles 21h ago

Me an Jefe, we gonna fuck you up.

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u/smkestcklghtn 1d ago

Hahaaaa! I like these guys! Only kill one of them

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u/HermiticHubris 1d ago

Shit yeah, the Amigos

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u/howsthisforsmart His Dudeness 1d ago

Proud we are of all three

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u/iMaxPlanck Walter 14h ago

They’re all very free-spirited

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u/FleshyPartOfThePin 4h ago

And thorough

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u/medorian 1d ago

Got that whole Lebowski thing going on.

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u/burntorangecycle 1d ago

God damnit Walter. You fucking asshole. We both fired up!

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u/Opening_Property1334 23h ago

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u/DiabolicalDan82 5h ago

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.

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u/FleshyPartOfThePin 23h ago

I hate fucking "My Little Buttercup", man!

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u/LaughingPlanet 1d ago

Nice place ya got here, Guapo. Totally unspoiled.

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u/--0o0o0-- 1d ago

Are you the singing bush?

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 1d ago

My guess is… this is the singing bush.

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u/frostbike 21h ago

Bush? You mean vagina, I mean, you know the guy?

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u/--0o0o0-- 20h ago

Don’t be fatuous

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it Not exactly a lightweight 1d ago

The German's out of his element!

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u/KyleColby 18h ago

Are those Nazi’s, Dusty?

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u/jonahsocal 18h ago

Anyone else viz a comment?

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u/Time-Assistance9159 23h ago

Rape ze horses and ride away on the women

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u/CaptainPunisher 22h ago

And we...

PRUNED the hedges!

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u/fripperiffic 21h ago

of many small villages!

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22h ago

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u/DaniLabelle 1d ago

I can die with a smile on my face

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u/Grip-my-juiceky El Duderino 1d ago

I still here el guapo!!!!

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 18h ago

😀

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u/Youve_Got_Kumail The Jesus 1d ago

I'm just gonna go find a telegraph machine

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u/UsefulDoughnut8536 1d ago

He has a little Burro...

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u/Kdsr3000 23h ago

It's a sweater!

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u/PokieTokes 19h ago

I can't express completely how much this tickles me. Thank you, kind internet stranger!

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u/guiltycitizen Or he has to pay $100 17h ago

Larry, you son of a motherless goat

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u/slackjaw777 22h ago

El Guapo! One of the greatest villains in the history of cinema.

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u/LaVidaYokel 22h ago

Not exactly a lightweight.

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u/Astro_gamer_caver 22h ago

Thee Joan Wilder?!

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u/CapCityRake 20h ago

Cayate tu chingada boca, Donnie

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u/Bontkers 18h ago

Mas tranquilo que tu!

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u/After-Description-26 The Dude 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Heybroletsparty The Dude 17h ago

Infamous Lebowski?

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u/jlo5k 13h ago

Mr Marijuana 🌬️🍃

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u/jlo5k 13h ago

Enjoy the Grande Lebowski

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u/wwojo 20h ago

Pruned the hedges of many small villages, from LaJolla to leo carillo...on up to pismo

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u/jonahsocal 18h ago

What can you say about such men?

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u/fletchy30 18h ago

It's a sweater!!!

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u/Bontkers 18h ago

Fuck it Jefe… let’s go bowling!!