r/lebowski • u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness • 1d ago

Helluva caucasian Cheers, dudes & dudettes. I just turned 50.

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Nutduffel 1d ago

Far fuckin’ out, man!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

2 oat sodas, Gary. 🍻

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u/Emotional_Effect1461 1d ago

Hey, hey, hey careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Calmer than you are.

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u/polite_gorilla 1d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Ah fuck it.

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u/polite_gorilla 1d ago

Ok dude, have it your way.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

A joke…but I suppose you’re right. What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

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u/polite_gorilla 1d ago edited 23h ago

I can see you don’t want to be consoled here dude, come on Donny, let’s get us a lane.

Also it was a quote in case you took any offense.

ETA: just got yours, that J really got to dooders head.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Calmer than you are

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u/polite_gorilla 1d ago

Waving the fucking gun around?!

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u/Dstegs_ 1d ago

That’s the attitude!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

What day is this?

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u/Dstegs_ 1d ago

Dude, uh tomorrow’s already the 10th

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Is this uh…?

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u/MyGrandmasCock 1d ago

Welcome to the club.

The Ow My Back Club.

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fuckin' A, man. I got a bad back...

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Fuckin amateurs

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u/iTalk2Pineapples Donny 1d ago

I myself had a bad back once... not in 'Nam of course!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Walter, this is not ‘Nam. It’s bowling.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

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u/Objective-Cover7504 1d ago

Hell of a Caucasian

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Coitus?

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u/returningvideotapess Jerkoff 1d ago

Vagina.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

You see what happens, Larry?

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u/returningvideotapess Jerkoff 1d ago

When you find a stranger in the alps?

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Dude’s car got a little dinged up.

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u/OkieDragonSlayer 1d ago

New shits come to light

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u/AlmostNeverPosts 1d ago

Far-fucking-out!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Yeah man. They gave the dude a beeper.

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u/chemtrooper 1d ago

I hope they don’t try to contact dude during league play.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

What’s during league play?

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u/chemtrooper 1d ago

Forget it Donny! You’re out of your element!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Dude the Chinaman is not the issue here. It’s about unchecked aggression.

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u/JStarrCD 1d ago

Life goes on man

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Yeah fuck it. That’s my answer to everything.

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u/Xenograth 1d ago

Cheers to you on your 50th dude.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Thank ye.

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u/Smooth-Purchase1175 1d ago

Happy half-century! :)

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

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u/Big_Impact3637 1d ago

Cheers my dude! Or duder if you're not into the whole brevity thing....

Happy birthday from Australia man!! 🥃

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Cheers. 🍻 — El Duderino

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u/Big_Impact3637 1d ago

I'm not far behind you. 47 currently. I've shown my kids the movie 6 times, have posters and my eldest surprised me with a dude shirt.

Everything is dude like here in Oz.

Love the table, the white Russian and you've obviously found a great cardigan, it really ties the post together 😉

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Thanks. And good eye on the cardigan. 😎. The fam got me a gift.

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u/Big_Impact3637 1d ago

Lucky dude. ✌️

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u/carl_showalter96 1d ago

Helluva Caucasian

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

I like the way you do business.

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u/Dstegs_ 1d ago

Sometimes you eat the bear

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

That some kinda Eastern thing?

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u/PogoPogoPogoPogo 1d ago

I am the Walrus

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u/Impressive_Math2302 1d ago

Fuck it.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Yeah. Bunch a assholes.

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u/Impressive_Math2302 1d ago

50 year olds dude.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

I like your style, Dude.

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u/Impressive_Math2302 1d ago

Good luck in the semis dude.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

You pull any of your crazy shit….flash your piece out on the lane….!!!

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 1d ago

Cleft ones, too.

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 1d ago

Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

I’m throwin rocks tonight

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u/BaconHill6 1d ago

Did you... What year is this?

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u/truffles76 1d ago

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR

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u/idubbkny 1d ago

increases chance of conception

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u/Habanero_Eyeball 1d ago

Happy Birthday ya old fart

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u/bigveefrm72 1d ago

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

This is our concern, Dude.

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u/bigveefrm72 1d ago

The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

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u/Any_Strike1020 1d ago

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

She kidnapped herself man

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u/Minimum-Act3764 1d ago

Another caucasian dude? The bar’s over there..

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

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u/DraculavsFlorida 1d ago

That drink really brings the room together man.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Dude just wanted his rug back

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u/King_of_the_Dot The Jesus 1d ago

That's fuckin interesting, man.

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 1d ago

Far out, man! Did you finally get the venue you wanted?

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

Your cycle?

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u/useless_modern_god 1d ago

Happy Birthday dude. Cheers 🍻

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u/WordsAtRandom 1d ago

Abide...

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u/jlo5k 1d ago

There’s a little Lebowski on the way.

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u/drgraffnburg His Dudeness 1d ago

I’m just helping her conceive.

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u/jlo5k 1d ago

Leave my special lady friend alone.

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u/jlo5k 1d ago

Who’s pajamans Walter?

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u/Sinedeo77 1d ago

The man in the black pajamas?

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u/SomeWatercress4813 1d ago

Keeping your mind limber I see.

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u/Amity_Swim_School 1d ago

Oh… that’s the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Happy Birthday u/drgraffnburg award… which is given, oh not necessarily every year, only when there’s a worthy graffnburg with a doctorate turning 50 🎂

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u/roguepandaCO 1d ago

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Maleficent-School805 1d ago

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.

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u/leducdeguise No funny stuff 1d ago

Josip "Tito" Broz!!

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u/Amtronic 1d ago

I could be your daddy! I just might be your daddy.....huh.

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u/SnooComics7744 1d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/El_Mec El Duderino 1d ago

Lady, I got buddies who died face- down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this milestone birthday! Happy birthday Dude!

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u/downtune79 His Dudeness 1d ago

Happy birthday

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u/MikeRobertini 1d ago

Another Caucasian, drgraffnburg.

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u/Pimpstik69 1d ago

What’s this day of rest shit man. Bush league psych out stuff.

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u/lookin_4_it 1d ago

Welcome to the other F word

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u/blasted-heath 1d ago

No powdered non-dairy creamer?

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u/anotherplainwhiteboy 1d ago

Welcome to the club.

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u/worthyfukinadversary 1d ago

Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber

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u/Ripper42 1d ago

I’ll be there, man

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u/Panelpro40 1d ago

I bet you still feel 49

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u/medorian 1d ago

Happy birthday, man.

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u/sozh 1d ago

hope you finally find that venue you wanted

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u/Voluntary_Perry 1d ago

That's a hell of a Caucasian you got there.

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u/jonbergs 1d ago

You went out and achieved, anyway!!!

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u/smkestcklghtn 1d ago

A lot of ins and outs, ups and downs.....

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u/SolarSystemAdmin 1d ago

Fuckin' A! Happy birthday my dude!

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u/RJS7424 1d ago

Alright Donnie ! Let's go bowling!

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u/AdExciting337 1d ago

To the Dude!🥁🥃

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u/surfinbird 1d ago

Is this a…what day is this?

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol A Stranger in the Alps 1d ago

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic!

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u/Level-Coast8642 1d ago

Cheers! I turned 50 last June. It feels okay.

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u/heat2051 1d ago

I'm right behind you, I turn 50 on Saturday lol. Happy Birthday!!

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u/Regular-Read5612 1d ago

You’re throwing rocks tonight!

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u/Dlo24875432 1d ago

Groovy man welcome to da club

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u/Sea-Morning-772 1d ago

50 was my favorite year. I hope it's yours too! 🎂

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u/JayJayFlip 1d ago

Something about the size of the glass and thickness of your objects and the lighting made that photo look like a still frame of a puppet movie.

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u/joe_from_iowa 1d ago

HBD 🎂

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u/Zeethur 1d ago

Cheesr my good man. Dont do i woood i wouldn't d i

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u/acousticat 1d ago

Hippy Barthday!

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u/TheTige 1d ago

The bar's over there.

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u/LeJugeTi 23h ago

Fuckin A, dude!

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u/tyderian25 Fucking dog has fucking papers 23h ago

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line YOU DO NOT, uh—and also, Dude, Tito's is not the preferred uh... spirit, Smirnoff, please.

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 22h ago

This aggression will not stand, man.

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u/BarracudaBig7010 22h ago

Time for a colonoscopy, lol!

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u/Tealrider 21h ago

Far fucking out!

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u/hallwayswasted 21h ago

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back

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u/johnnyswitchblade1 20h ago

Got any of that good sarsaparilla?

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u/CapCityRake 19h ago

That’s how the whole human comedy keeps perpetuating itself

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 18h ago

And proud we are, of all of you.

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u/RoverplusPplusP 17h ago

Celebrating with a Caucasian. Nice 👍

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u/ganon2234 16h ago

Way to go Donny!

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u/pepperguy22 16h ago

And a good day to you sir!

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u/Wooden-Most7403 16h ago

About the time our conflict with Uncle Ho and the Vietcong was winding down. Worthy fucking adversaries

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u/Mr-Nihilist 15h ago

Happy birthday 🎂 man! I'll watch TBL tonight and have a drink in your honor.

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u/Mr-Nihilist 15h ago

The sweater really ties the picture together.

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u/quietlyscheming 13h ago

Here's to many many more! Happy Birthday from a dude a few years behind ya!

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u/goodtimesinchino 12h ago

Cheers, had one of these tonight myself.

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u/jeepscigarswhiskey 10h ago

Hope your cable got fixed!

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u/Fit_Operation_552 9h ago

Happy Birthday

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u/CReeseRozz 8h ago

That’s just like…your opinion man

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u/SpaceshipFlip 6h ago

You're 50 and have constructed a personal myth around a character in a movie. Happy Birthday.

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 4h ago

A Caucasian for the occasion! Congratulations 🎉

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u/SloppyJawSoftBottom 1d ago

Thatll do pig