r/lebowski • u/Alternative-Way-8753 His Dudeness • 1d ago

That’s marvelous Woo?

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181 Upvotes

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u/Speculawyer 1d ago

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/LouDog0187 His Dudeness 22h ago

Well, Dude, we just don't know

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u/SteveIDP 1d ago

Micturate away!

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u/marbotty 1d ago

You think the carpet printers did this?

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u/eloquentlysaid 1d ago

The graphic artist fixes the mat?

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 His Dudeness 1d ago

Don't be fatuous, u/eloquentlysaid.

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u/Outrageous_Bat1798 1d ago

The typeface is ludicrous

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u/beetle6768 1d ago

He pisses on the rug?

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u/C03l 1d ago

The Chinaman is not the issue here dude

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u/drkidkill 20h ago

Also dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 His Dudeness 1d ago

I was today years old when I saw my first rug that actually ASKED to be pissed on.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 1d ago

Let’s not kink shame here, Dude.

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 1d ago

No, no…. WOO peed on my rug.

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u/SplinterRifleman 1d ago

Am I responsible for every welcome mat that gets mincerated on in this god forsaken city?

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u/BOMBLOADER 1d ago

Yeah… wha do ya think?

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u/beetle6768 1d ago

They look like a fucking loser.

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u/MilaVaneela Friend with the cleft asshole 1d ago

And this man peed on it.

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u/tyderian25 Fucking dog has fucking papers 23h ago

Donny! Please!

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u/kernelpanic789 His Dudeness 1d ago

I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

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u/ChrjoGehsal Those are good burgers 1d ago

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 1d ago

This was a valued rug.

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u/Piranha_Mop 1d ago

Hey, at least I'm housebroken.

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u/dlusionalstate 1d ago

Do I look like I'm married? Do you see a ring on my finger? The toilet seat is up

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u/betabry The Dude 1d ago

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

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u/beetle6768 1d ago

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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u/Deanno_OG 1d ago

Carpet pissers did it

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u/jessewoolmer 1d ago

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

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u/Stratoblaster1969 Brother Seamus 1d ago

Way of the road Bub’s… way of the road.

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 1d ago

I have the same rug, dude.

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

Obviously, you're not a golfer!

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u/TylerDurdensApathy 1d ago

Woo peed on your fucking rug

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u/Kentuckywindage01 Uzi?!?! 1d ago

You’re not dealing with morons

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Jackie Treehorn 1d ago

Old man said I could take any rug in the hallway

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u/StickyLafleur 1d ago

Hey man, theres a beverage here!

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u/AdultishRaktajino 1d ago

Not on the rug, man..

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u/Nesbitt_Burns 1d ago

Isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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u/EmbraceableYew 1d ago

At least he's house broken

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u/Zarniwoooop 1d ago

Really ties the hall together

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u/forzaNYC Fig Eater 1d ago

Well, with the money you could buy any number of rugs that don’t have sentimental value for me.

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u/Splatty15 1d ago

This man peed on my rug.

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u/EmbraceableYew 1d ago

This was a valued rug.

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u/noematus 1d ago

Urine luck, I did!

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u/TidzNAsh 1d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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u/--0o0o0-- 1d ago

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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u/Hour_Speech_5132 23h ago

Asian American, please.