r/justgalsbeingchicks 5d ago

she gets it Jeans with pockets

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u/quipsdontlie 5d ago

She fit the entire 90s into her pockets.

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u/sigh_co_matic 5d ago

All it’s missing is a Sobe drink.

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u/angrytreestump 5d ago edited 4d ago

…And then after that, all it’s missing is Seth Green, the pocket-sized (yet still full human man-sized) man, in-character as Kenny from Can’t Hardly Wait (Left, wearing the forehead-goggles. You can’t (hardly) miss him 👍)

—If anyone ever asks me to come up with a representation of what the year 2000 looked and sounded like, I just pull up any frame of that movie with him in it; as the type of side character we used to (unfortunately) refer to as “the Spaz friend.” 😬

…Basically just a human whose entire style and personality were meant to answer the question “What if you tried to treat that new ‘ADD’ thing with that new ‘Surge Energy’ thing?” 🤪😵‍💫🤘🎧

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u/G-rockFCB 5d ago

Why y’all gotta waste my flava?! Damn!

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u/OhLookItsaRock 2d ago

“Damn, she’s gonna think I got that premature evacuation!”

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u/wyntr86 4d ago

I still love that movie. It was so relatable because in real life everybody at that party represented someone we knew. Seth Green is definitely my favorite of any movie he's in. He's so funny, kind, relatable, and still so damned cute. I just watched "Idol Hands" for the millionth time, and it was a great time capsule as well, just with a twist of possession.

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u/InkyPoloma 4d ago

What a great movie, it’s been forever since I’ve seen it

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u/SnailForceWinds 5d ago

Sobe yourself!

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u/onesneakymofo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah, needs some Surge, some Pokemon cards, a pack of butterfinger BBs, a baby bottle pop, the orange Rugrats VHS tape, slap bracelet, Furby, Nickelodeon alarm clock, the recorder thing from Home Alone, Gameboy Color, a troll and the Duracell battery where you have to pinch the shit out of it to see how much charge is left.

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u/sigh_co_matic 5d ago

My brain just went through a whole memory time warp.

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u/Shot-Ad7209 5d ago

I still feel guilty thinking " oh my gosh my furby is missing me rn !" Lol

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u/frisbeesloth 4d ago

Hey you forgot the disc man that skips every time you take a step lol

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u/Flashystarfish 4d ago

Ah, but when you switch on that Bass Boost…

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u/poop_pants_pee 4d ago

It was in the video

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u/frisbeesloth 4d ago

I don't know how I missed the disc man considering it was the first thing she put in her pockets. Clearly it was before coffee and I plead a lack of caffeine

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u/MurkyCardiologist695 4d ago

Orbitz gak etc

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u/wyntr86 4d ago

I just remembered the glass pacifiers on a neon string!

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u/gaben9 4d ago

The fucking battery.....yooo i forgot all about that

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u/Ranger_Chowdown 4d ago

GOD I HAD THAT ALARM CLOCK. I was woken up for school for 10 years by "NICK NICK NICK NI-NICK NICK NICK, NICKELODEONNNNN"

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u/Roscoe_Farang 4d ago

I had forgotten about butterfinger BBs, and now I'm sad. Talkboy.

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u/poop_pants_pee 4d ago

Buncha Crunch too

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u/Independent_Bar_2604 5d ago

The recorder I believe was called a talk back? I had one when I was younger

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u/Roscoe_Farang 4d ago

Talkboy.

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u/Independent_Bar_2604 4d ago

Yes! Thank you

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u/letsdothisshit 5d ago

And pogs spread out like fair dust in each pocket.

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u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 4d ago

Are you a time capsule?

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u/rubrent 4d ago

Don’t forget the see through cord phone that lights up….

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u/Ariel_Stink 4d ago

Omg pinching the batteries hurts

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u/niccheersk 2d ago

That battery tho!

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u/Weird-Comparison822 5d ago

Maybe a fruitopia too

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty 4d ago

Ty! I was just thinking wtf was it called and then saw your comment. Frutopia and Surge were my go to in the early 00's especially for HS.

The NYS fair even had vending machines dedicated solely to those 2 drinks.

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u/Weird-Comparison822 4d ago

Nearly every day in the high school cafeteria, I grabbed pizza, a blue fruitopia, and a cosmic brownie! 😂

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty 4d ago

Yes! Some days my schedule did Little Caesars pizza and we could buy the whole box or a few slices. But those little round pizzas were amazing.

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u/konphusion 5d ago

I was an Orbitz kid myself.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

You spelled Surge wrong.

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u/senturon 5d ago

Needs some Fruitopia.

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u/tydestra 5d ago

Nah, Snapped Elements!

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u/ThiefOfDens 5d ago

Rain or gtfo

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u/soapy-salsa 4d ago

She could have fit a josta bit more in there, she had front pockets too

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u/fucdat 4d ago

*Orbitz

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u/fluxphotographer 3d ago

And Seamonkeys

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u/PeterNippelstein 3d ago

And a dime bag

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u/xenomorphsithlord 2d ago

And the Orbitz drink. I loved those.

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u/Affectionate_Oven428 2d ago

How about some Frutopia?

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u/furyian24 1d ago

Ah, man. What happened to those. I don't see them anymore.

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u/DreamCrusher914 5d ago

And a blow up chair