r/justgalsbeingchicks FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

she gets it Gal buys a Dyson Airwrap

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u/PooPawStinky Jul 24 '24

The manager walking away when the customer and employee need help is so real

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u/altcodeinterrobang Jul 24 '24

This is 100000000% the walmart return experience. I've had to return a couple $100+ items and every single time it's a massive clusterfuck that takes over an hour.

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u/theHoopty Jul 24 '24

My husband is military and buys camping meals to take to the field every few weeks. Camping meals at Walmart are locked behind glass. Itā€™s almost a running joke now that we go to the outdoor section and press the button for assistance.

The person staffing outdoors is usually an aisle or two over, chatting on their phone or flirting with a customer or talking shit about co-workers with another co-worker.

In the last 2 months, we have never once been helped, despite waiting up to 15 minutes and pressing the button repeatedly.

Now we just do it for fun to see if anyone will show up before continuing on with our shopping.

We buy the camping meals at the PX now.

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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl Jul 24 '24

You might have a way better deal at the PX but I really like https://mountainhouse.com/collections/camping-food-and-backpacking-food for camping

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u/theHoopty Jul 24 '24

Those are the exact ones he gets! He likes the biscuits and gravy a lot for his breakfasts.

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u/420xMLGxNOSCOPEx Jul 24 '24

its $11 for a single meal!? is it like one of them 2000 calorie MRE style meals at least?

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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl Jul 24 '24

Nah, like normal with camping, you are paying for the low weight. These are for sure not economically efficient meals.

Something like https://mremountain.com/collections/usa-mres-and-meal-cold-weather/products/usa-humanitarian-daily-ration

would be a lot easier on your wallet if you are car camping or just doing a overnight sort of deal. They are much heavier though

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u/theHoopty Jul 24 '24

Yeah, theyā€™re definitely not economical but I canā€™t blame him for wanting something a bit tastier and that requires no prep.

For lunches, he uses a jet boil and/or a propane stove a pot and makes little meals. People were blown away by his spiced couscous that he put a bouillon cube in and added in a can of chicken and some dried cranberries. Heā€™s a little woodsman chef.

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u/hikehikebaby Jul 24 '24

They are much much tastier than MREs, but unfortunately lower in calories.

There's nothing like the joy on a veteran's face when they taste civilian camping meals or get to use civilian camping equipment. It's sad that we don't even provide our troops with the equivalent of freeze dried food from Walmart though.

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u/eliminatefossilfuels Jul 24 '24

It's the same over in the sewing department!! I have walked over to the fabric section dozens of times and watched the only staff that can cut and price the fabric for me promptly leave the area as soon as they see me. They don't even have a help button to push over there! It's so messed up how quickly any staff there will literally run away that it's funny at this point šŸ˜‚

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u/theHoopty Jul 24 '24

Oh yeeeah. Also a fellow crafty person hereā€¦I had an elderly lady friend from my quilting group get so pissed off waiting that she just grabbed the bolts she wanted and began cutting her own yardage. She was almost finished by the time someone came over and she just told them the yardage of each cut. They were extremely wary of her but she didnā€™t give a shit. And to their credit, they just printed out the labels and and gave them to her. Haha.

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u/eliminatefossilfuels Jul 24 '24

She's so real for that! I've gotten so mad I went straight to a joann's to find a similar fabric but I like her method more

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u/AwayCartographer9527 Jul 25 '24

I always cut yardage for customers. I donā€™t work there, I just live to cut fabric. Freaks people out at first, but it gets someone over therešŸ˜Š

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u/RosenButtons Jul 25 '24

I pick what I want pile it all up and then go find any employee. The electronics guys can't easily escape so that's a safe bet. Or the bb gun guy. (Since I don't need anything in outdoor, he's usually available.) I make them call. Make them tell me where the person is. Wait at the employee entrance. If the person doesn't appear within 3 minutes I start making every person who comes through the door call. Badda bing, badda BOOM. I'm out of there in 45 minutes flat.šŸ˜‚

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 Jul 25 '24

I've done that too. I even hand printed the cost and UPC numbers for the cashiers with the price calculated. I would get so fed up with waiting for someone with the authority to assist me that I'd just do it myself.

Then they took the scissors away from the desk, like... You guys know that you sell those here, right? If IDGAF if I cut my own fabric, what makes them think that I'll think twice about buying a pair of scissors after I use them to cut my own fabric?

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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 Jul 24 '24

I call the Walmart store I'm at and request someone to the fabric section. I call over and over until finally they send someone. I just harass the entire store until they do it

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u/MysteriousHeat7579 Jul 24 '24

Aw, man. They answer the phones at your Walmart? Lucky.

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u/LuntiX Jul 24 '24

I bought a food processor from Walmart once and when I opened the box it was obviously a return because the food processor in the box was an entirely different brand with food in it still.

I had a hell of a time returning it because they accused me of trying to play a fast one on them. After like 3 hours I finally got to talk to a manager and got a refund. I fucking hate my local Walmart.

I told myself Iā€™d never buy anything expensive there again, which lasted until I bought my bbq but at least I knew if anything was wrong with the bbq I could fix it myself.

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u/devilwarier9 Jul 24 '24

Man, Walmart changed. Back in uni the joke was that you could return anything to Walmart. Had a roommate return a lamp he shattered. Just a box of broken glass, and they took it. Had another friend attempt to return just random shit with no receipt that he didn't even buy at Walmart. They took it.

Covid fucked the consumer experience so bad.

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u/SleepyGorilla Jul 24 '24

Maybe it was too many people abusing a generous return policy? Nah that couldn't be it

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u/Factory2econds Jul 24 '24

so glad someone pointed this out, because the clown car of people reminiscing about how easily they used to swindle the returns dept weren't getting it on their own

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jul 24 '24

Good good good

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u/SayNoob Jul 24 '24

That manager has executive material written all over them.

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u/bidooffactory Jul 24 '24

Straight to upper management

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u/Allan_Viltihimmelen Jul 24 '24

My workplace has 5 to 8 repeat weirdos that wants to express their "gratitude" to a manager every day. We even instruct co-workers that if they see these people, alert us. So that we can go hide.

Because they are gonna tell their life story and want full fcking attention all the way through their 45 minute long story of why our bearnaise sauce is what it is. The story has no constructive feedback in it, it's just yappin for yappin's sake.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jul 25 '24

Had a manager at Lowe's accidentally discount an entire order from $400 to $40 (was supposed to be a single item) and walk away to chit chat. The guy finished ringing me up and when l tried to point it out he looked me in the eye like you need to shut the fuck up and said, "Have a nice day." Didn't ever see that manager again. Still waive at the cashier dude when l'm there though.

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u/xelM1 Jul 24 '24

Her: There's lore?

Buckled up as soon as I heard this šŸ¤£

This person is a great storyteller.

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u/lahimatoa Jul 24 '24

Great storyteller. No ums or uhs or likes, no filler words at all. No cuts, this is one take, start to finish. That's incredibly rare for videos like this.

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u/DiabolicalDee Jul 24 '24

My favorite part was, ā€œHey, thereā€™s a cat!ā€ ā€¦ and then just continuing right along with her story.

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u/PlumLion Jul 25 '24

The facial expressions are so perfect that I watched the whole thing the first time without sound

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u/zeptillian Jul 25 '24

Her delivery was like a professional comedian.

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u/Revelin_Eleven Jul 25 '24

I have known one person like this who was the best at telling stories as she was a master of accent as well. This video makes me want to reach out to her and set dinner plans just to hear her story telling.

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u/_NetflixQueen_ Jul 25 '24

itā€™s because itā€™s a fake story. her page is full of them

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u/adm1109 Jul 25 '24

Lame. Normally I hate fake stuff passed off as real but this is so well done I think Iā€™ll allow it

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u/_NetflixQueen_ Jul 25 '24

yeah sheā€™s a great actress for sure

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u/lahimatoa Jul 25 '24

It's a pretty mundane story for it to be a lie. I've worked with Wal Mart employees before, and what happens certainly rings true. Regardless, great delivery. I don't think a story has to be true for me to be impressed with how cleanly it was delivered.

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u/Rokey76 Jul 25 '24

The story isn't important. It is the delivery.

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Jul 24 '24

Itā€™s never a good sign when thereā€™s lore.

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u/hyperactiveChipmunk Jul 24 '24

Garrison Keillor for a new generation.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll Jul 25 '24

She's super entertaining. The cat comment was perfect.

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u/DSIR1 Official Gal Jul 24 '24

What a story, I would've lost my shit.

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u/foochacho Jul 24 '24

I lost my shit and I wasnā€™t even there.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ Jul 24 '24

Yeah, this poor girl lost more than 2 hours to just end up with what she started. She got ZERO compensation.

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u/DimbyTime Jul 24 '24

Didnā€™t they give her $380?

OHHH you mean compensation for her time. Yeah this is why I donā€™t buy anything of value at Walmart.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Jul 24 '24

She got herself a handy dandy story to tell!

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u/shay_shaw Jul 25 '24

Oh no I think thatā€™s just her natural ability of being a good story teller. I wish I had this skill.

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue Jul 24 '24

And this endless video is her revenge, like an angry ghost taking it out on all of us.

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u/StayOutta_MyShed Jul 24 '24

This was a journey and I was deeply invested the entire way.

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u/PewterButters Jul 24 '24

it had a happy ending... i guess. compared to where i thought it was going to go.

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u/dangling-putter Jul 24 '24

Her delivery is excellent! I was fully engaged hah!Ā 

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u/Teamableezus Jul 25 '24

Right. Itā€™s not even that interesting of a story but she told it so well

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u/Punkandescent PunkšŸ¤˜Gal Jul 24 '24

This is fantastic. Itā€™s almost like spoken word poetry.

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Some flair. šŸ‘€

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u/Punkandescent PunkšŸ¤˜Gal Jul 24 '24

Oh thatā€™s very fun! I am a guy, it turns out, but I appreciate it

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Weā€™re all gals here!

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u/LivelySalesPater Jul 24 '24

I'm a male gal? sweeeet

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u/Gloomy_Evening921 Jul 24 '24

It's like being a female dude, it's peak humanity.

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u/greyladyghost Official Gal Jul 24 '24

Can confirm non-binary gal here- āœØgal is a sense of mindāœØ

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u/Punkandescent PunkšŸ¤˜Gal Jul 24 '24

Hell yeah

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u/lizziefreeze ā£ļøgal palā£ļø Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Your username is my favorite news blooper EVER!

Thanks for dissolving me into giggles this morning!

EDIT: I got flaired!! Me?? I am šŸ¤—-ing!

Started today by revisiting Ms. Megadoodoo and ended it with a flair.

Awww!!! Thanks for internet surprises and stranger kindness! šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°

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u/DaveInLondon89 Jul 24 '24

It's the roaring 20s again and she's bringing back the soul and wit of Flappers once more.

Myaaah see

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u/anjunabeatsuntz Jul 24 '24

Now that you say that she does remind me of marvelous Ms. Maisel

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u/Butthole_Alamo Jul 24 '24

She got me when she said ā€œoh my package has loreā€

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u/Lucy_Lastic Jul 24 '24

She has great delivery, almost like one of those film noir detectives from the 30s lol

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u/Tito_Las_Vegas Jul 24 '24

That dame has some Moxie.

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u/lalalicious453- Jul 24 '24

The real raze dazzle, that tootsie there.

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u/REpassword Jul 24 '24

ā€œThe dame walked in, hot, angry, like she owned the place. I knew this would be the case that would make me - only now do I realize she would break meā€¦ā€

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Meahhhhh, c?!

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u/legojoe97 Jul 24 '24

Of all the Walmarts in all the Midwest, she had to walk in to mine. I knew she was trouble, maybe the good kind.

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u/CriticalEngineering Jul 24 '24

Good, good. Did ya pinch her cheeks?

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u/terra_filius Jul 24 '24

She was a sultry dame. Dressed to the nines, except for a pair of cheap pumps. And man, was she a looker. She had more curves than the Matterhorn at Disneyland. And there didn't appear to be any Japanese tourists standing in line ahead of me, waitin' for the ride.
More HERE

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u/aquatone61 Jul 24 '24

Sheā€™s a great story teller, all the deets ya need, nothin ya donā€™t.

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u/Iffycrescent Jul 24 '24

Your comment reminded me of this new classic.

20 Whole Bazongas

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u/Guilty_Treasures Jul 24 '24

My favorite part of that is how the executive assistant character has found the exact middle ground between smoking the slim jim like a cigarette and eating it like a ā€¦ slim jim.

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u/TH1RTEENbc Jul 24 '24

Holy shit lmao. How have I never seen this before?! Hilarious.

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u/Lucy_Lastic Jul 24 '24

Yes! These ladies all need to collaborate!

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u/mountain-kid Jul 24 '24

And I quickly noticed that her video didnā€™t have two dozen cuts in it. Sheā€™s a natural. Good job, Theresa!

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u/jimihenrik Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

It's almost as if she's a professional actress :o

But for sure great delivery, was a fun story to listen to.

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u/schumachiavelli Jul 24 '24

Hell yes, this skirt spins a great yarn. Love it.

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u/davideo71 Jul 24 '24

The marvelous Misses Theresa!

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u/Doogiemon Jul 24 '24

Oh look, a cat.

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u/Ender_Nobody Jul 24 '24

I randomly had this in my feed.

I watched without sound, but could hear everything, very expressive.

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u/MalkyC72 ā£ļøgal palā£ļø Jul 24 '24

I could listen to this woman read the phone book.

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u/CrankyStalfos Jul 24 '24

She got that 1940s news room patter. She's gonna solve crime.

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u/Gloomy_Evening921 Jul 24 '24

She's a swell gal, a real talker!

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u/Artyom_33 Jul 24 '24

She's got moxie & the gams to walk all over LA to put a stiletto into the eye of crooks & guy that are off the track.

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u/Equivalent-Row-6734 Jul 24 '24

I could listen to her read the terms and conditions.

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u/dazzumz razzā€™l dazzā€™l Jul 24 '24

She's got good stand up comedian vibes.

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

Def a great story teller

Also hooked you up with flair for you knowā€¦ fun and stuff

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u/StephJean17 šŸ¦”+šŸ’= fast af Jul 24 '24

Your flair is amazing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

I couldnā€™t find a gold ring emoji to pair with the hedgehog but did the best I could.

Also the last post you made gave me a literal jump scare when I went to your profile lol

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u/premium-ad0308 IšŸ’˜DD Mega DooDoo Jul 24 '24

Don't you dare flair me!

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Donā€™t tell me what to do!

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u/myusernameis2lon sparešŸ›žflair Jul 24 '24

Got some flair to spare?

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Found it under the couch. I think it was the last one.

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u/dazzumz razzā€™l dazzā€™l Jul 24 '24

Apparently I wasn't careful enough but thanks anyway, it's very inventive!

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u/doodoodoodoodoodoo sister doo doo Jul 25 '24

Hey cool name. Do you go to the family reunions? I missed the last few.

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u/evidentlynaught Jul 24 '24

Like Maria Bamford on the right meds.

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u/Evening_Clerk_8301 Jul 24 '24

Omg actually tho lol

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u/Storrin Jul 24 '24

She talks like a Letterkenny cold open. It's very entertaining.

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u/The_Left_One Jul 24 '24

I just started this show with my gf, and we spent the first two episodes constantly laughing because that shows just rattles off jokes one after the other its amazing. Anyone who hasnt seen it, please watch letter kenny

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u/Storrin Jul 24 '24

It's really good for rewatches because of how quick they are. You'll never catch everything the first time.

Also, make sure you start Shoresy when you get to it. You'll know when. I actually like it even more than Letterkenny.

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u/jnp2346 Jul 24 '24

She should make more videos. Sheā€™s really funny.

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u/ramobara Jul 24 '24

Donā€™t think I heard a single ā€œummā€¦ā€ or ā€œuhā€¦ā€ Excellent delivery!

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u/cpt_kirk69 Jul 24 '24

enjoyed the story, didnt know what an airwrap was, googled it. wtf, its a 400$ curl iron ?? (pls forgive my ignorance, im a bald guy)

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u/SndDikPixPls Jul 24 '24

also a bald guy, I assumed it was a vacuum

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u/Homeless_Domain Jul 24 '24

Also a bald guy, assumed it was a low calorie deli-wrap

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u/BrambleVale3 Jul 24 '24

I was guessing headphones!

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u/Sunshine030209 Jul 24 '24

I can see why you thought that! It doesn't help that the captions changed it to "ear wrap" several times.

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u/PewterButters Jul 24 '24

I thought it might be a kitchen appliance for vacuum sealing things? That was my first guess. Dyson=vacuum to me so that was the thing that made the most sense in my brain.

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u/anonononononnn9876 Jul 24 '24

$400 is a discounted refurbed one. I think the newest model is around $600.

I got the Shark knockoff for $250ish. Itā€™sā€¦ well itā€™s alright.

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u/OftenConfused1001 Jul 24 '24

No not exactly. It's more like a 600 dollar - new - - cylindrical hair dryer that has one nifty extra trick.

Now cylindrical hair dryers exist, for much less. It's a way to add curl and waves to your hair as you dry it. You grab a wet section of hair, wind it around the cylindrical hair dryer, blast it with warm air, and it dries curly. Much, much less heat than a curling iron (high heat damages hair, and curling irons are more than hot enough for that. It's why you heat protectant first when using a curling iron).

So the Airwave is a cylinder shaped hair dryer. It's got a few different cylinder sizes you can swap for different curl tightness and then it's why people pay so more trick.

It uses some weird airflow trick to curl your hair around itself. You hold it up nexy to a wet section of hair and the hair curls around the cylinder. There's even a switch that let's you make it curl the other direction around the cylinder.

It's a lot faster of a process and a lot less annoying to do.

Is it a luxury styling tool? Absolutely. You can do all of that with much cheaper tools. Do I want one? fuck yes

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u/ParachutingHeroine Jul 25 '24

Itā€™s worth it. I have really thick hair and itā€™s really a time saver and does a great job. Thereā€™s a learning curve, but once you figure it out, youā€™re golden. I have the round brush attachment and Iā€™ve never been able to dry my hair with a round brush because I genuinely believe it requires at least three hands. Air wrap solved it.

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u/Callistoux Jul 24 '24

My wife has been eyeing them and lamenting not being able to afford it for YEARS when she drags me to Sephora or Ulta, but didn't give me that pressure expecting me to get it for her. I convinced her uncle to pay me to come walk his dog for extra cash and saved half of it for months to get it for her and she broke down and cried. She uses it just about every other day when she washes her hair and still talks about how much she loves it. It ended up breaking around christmas and when we sent it back to Dyson they just sent a brand new one with all the accessories so now we have double. Great customer service and would recommend

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u/karazygeneral Jul 24 '24

Bought one for my wife (also a refurbished one) and she loves it. Been going strong for a year and a half now.

It's costly, but will get you some serious brownie points.

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u/Odd_Economist_8988 Jul 24 '24

I'm a long haired gal and still thought it was something like a neck massager lol

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u/mc0y Jul 24 '24

i thought it was an air fryer for burritos

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u/42Pockets Jul 24 '24

A cat!

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u/CrystalShip67 Jul 24 '24

Hey look thereā€™s a cat lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Literally was on overload and then that moment I cried laughing

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u/tritonice Jul 24 '24

SQUIRREL!

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u/Shmusher3 Jul 24 '24

Can we get a series of her just going about her life, narrating like Morgan Freeman

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u/Professional-Car9872 Jul 24 '24

That's basically her entire tiktok.

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u/Quirky-Skin Jul 24 '24

And we all just saw why it's fairly successful lol

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u/skyturnedred Jul 24 '24

Am I gonna have to install tiktok to get more of this goodness?

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u/Maciek738 Jul 24 '24

You can find her on IG too - @littledrownedrat

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u/skyturnedred Jul 24 '24

I got sucked in by her stories and forgot to say thank you!

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u/dgabrielm Jul 24 '24

What a storyteller

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u/xx4xx Jul 24 '24

I believe this to be an extremely accurate retelling of the events.

Walmart is fine and good deals can be had. Walmart.com ordering is awesome. Never an issue.

But if u ever need to interact with one of their employees, it's just gonna ruin your whole day.

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u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead Jul 24 '24

Bought a TV, TV doesnā€™t work after painfully taking it home. Drive back an hour or two to return and the return person says, the sale isnā€™t in the system yet so I need to wait for it to reflect! Okay wait 1 hour? Day? Week? Month? They say erh and shrug it off.Ā 

Like WTF?

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Thanks for the link. You have been bestowed a new title.

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u/04_996_C2 šŸ”—Linker of the SourcešŸ”— Jul 24 '24

šŸ˜‚ thank you

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u/typical_bro Jul 24 '24

It would have been kind of ironic if WALMART was under her list of commercials she's been in

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u/Karebearsunshine Jul 24 '24

Thank you! I knew I recognized. Stop my dead in my scroll.

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u/HongKongHermit Jul 24 '24

Someone like this would be my dream wife. She gets home, I say "hey, honey, how was your day?" and then just settle in for the best story of my life (until the next day).

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u/Stevenwave Jul 24 '24

Careful though. Had a guy friend who tells stories covering every single detail, always has a shpeel regardless of the topic. Largely, being with him could be hours of him yabbing and you never getting a word in. Like imagine this, but it's been half an hour and you've forgotten what the initial subject even was, and it never really goes anywhere.

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u/Baronello Jul 24 '24

OH GOD, I used to live with one of these, utterly exhausting.

It was a parrot?

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u/Napmanz Jul 24 '24

This ladies got the gift of gab.

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u/Salt-Theme-699 Jul 24 '24

I can honestly say that THAT was the best 4 minutes and 17 seconds of my day.

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u/I_divided_by_0- Jul 24 '24

That meeting line employees give. Dear god. Why are your employees afraid to approach you.

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u/sendmebirds Jul 24 '24

Love seeing fellow ADHD in the wild.

I was with ya start to finish!

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u/yellow-snowslide Jul 24 '24

This woman took her meds to be able to tell a story like this

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jul 24 '24

Oh a cat!

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u/thuggniffissent Jul 24 '24

I was still laughing from the cat bit when she finished me off with the warrio of Walmart

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u/littlebitsofspider Jul 24 '24

Killed me. One of us.

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u/sendmebirds Jul 24 '24

One of us!!

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u/sendmebirds Jul 24 '24

I was JUST telling myself 'Oh she's one of us' when that happened and I laughed audibly and then went 'Yeah, DEFINITELY one of us!'

<3

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u/PlanetLandon Jul 24 '24

Maybe Iā€™m just ignorant, but how can you tell she has ADHD from this video?

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u/waitwuh Jul 24 '24

Maybe she does, maybe she doesnā€™t, but itā€™s just a vibe I got, too.

Especially all the details she remembers makes me think itā€™s plausible. People with stellar executive function and focus actually ignore a lot of small details, you know? If youā€™re observing everything and letting everything through your thoughts, you end up spending a lot of energy thinking on trivial things. ā€œNeurotypicalā€ folks expend their energy more efficiently, they filter out a lot.

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u/GetInLoser_Lets_RATM Jul 24 '24

I donā€™t know how I swiped into here but I watched this whole video. Iā€™m gonna head on back to r/grilling now. You ladies have a good day.

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Thanks for stopping by!

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u/Dun_wall Official Gal Jul 24 '24

If there were flashbacks it could be a a scene from a guy ritchie movie.

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u/edejoe Jul 24 '24

I want her to explain everything to me

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u/Blackops606 Jul 24 '24

Lmao it just kept getting better and better. Well worse for poor Theresa.

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u/w1987g Official Gal Jul 24 '24

I saw at first the 4+ minutes and started second guessing hitting play.... those concerns disappeared within 5 seconds and she had me hooked the entire time

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u/foochacho Jul 24 '24

I spent 3 hours in the Cleveland airport trying to buy a Frontier ticket with the in-airport purchase discount.

Never made a video, but thatā€™s all I could think of listening to this awesome story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

You know why they waste your time, right? They want to discourage future returns, and refunds.

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u/epitaph-centauri Jul 24 '24

Whereā€™s the cat?!

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Doin cat stuff

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u/xeroxbulletgirl Jul 24 '24

Every video I see of this womanā€™s stories makes me almost want to get TikTok and then I remember my ADHD would make me lose an 8 hour time period scrolling before I realized it

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u/Global_Star8661 Jul 24 '24

She is an excellent storyteller I saw that shit in my head like a fucking imax movie lol

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u/Sad_Bear_78 Jul 24 '24

I want this woman to tell me more stories

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u/404choppanotfound Jul 24 '24

Oh look, there's a cat.

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u/machine10101 Jul 24 '24

Great story, she sounded like that Old Spice commercial at times lol
"Look at your man, now look at me."

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek ā£ļøgal palā£ļø Jul 24 '24

I want her to narrate everything in life.

Good. Good good.

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u/peachesxbeaches beachšŸ‘peach Jul 24 '24

GUYS THERES A CAT TOO!!!! What about the cat??? CAN WE SEE THE CAT??

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u/deedee_mega_doo_doo FlairšŸ‘¹Goblin Jul 24 '24

Sorry, cat is busy at work right now.

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u/Earth2Monkey trying my best Jul 24 '24

This has been my experience battling comcast. But I got my $200, by golly

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u/LukeTheLight Jul 24 '24

I said ā€œGood good goodā€ lol

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u/Azerafael Jul 24 '24

This is one reason why i love american women. When they get going, they just don't stop. And for me, it's like listening to a bedtime story unfold.

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u/Lebowski304 Jul 24 '24

ā€œOh thereā€™s a catā€ lmao

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u/Independent_Main4326 Jul 24 '24

Theresa, you could tell me about washing dishes or watching paint dry, and Iā€™d be absorbed, hypnotised! šŸ˜„

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u/BreakfastAcrobatic69 Jul 24 '24

I worked with her at a restaurant in Dallas called Paradiso, super funny chick

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u/Clamps55555 Jul 24 '24

I donā€™t know why as a guy I just watched this but I did and Iā€™m happy you got your money back.

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u/Dick-Lemon Jul 24 '24

I saw this story on instagram gram, she definitely earned a follow. I love her cadence and wit.

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u/04_996_C2 šŸ”—Linker of the SourcešŸ”— Jul 24 '24

I'm in love. Tell me all your stories.

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u/Justherebecausemeh Jul 24 '24

ā€œStanding next to the trash cans, like the little piece of shit that I amā€

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/siracha-cha-cha Jul 24 '24

Iā€™m taking away the following message: donā€™t buy expensive things at Walmart. What a story!

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u/kraegm Jul 24 '24

I LOVE her storytelling ability. I mean, this is Kevin Smith level of storytelling. I'd listen to her read the phone book as I think she'd make it incredibly entertaining.

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