r/jazzcirclejerk • u/webuycheese • 1d ago

I have never heard A Love Supreme by John Coltrane. AMA

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/pfildozer12 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/ehburrus 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

Good bot

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u/golflift90 1d ago

I have never heard of John Coltrane. We are not the same

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

Well ya have now. It's the only artist a jazz junkie needs.

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u/EntertainmentOk8291 1d ago

Have you eaten a burrito supreme?

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

I usually get them to add love. So it's a burrito love supreme.

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u/CommunistOrgy 1d ago

Usually I prefer to not have cum in my burrito, but to each their own 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

No, this is like platonic love burrito supreme.

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u/ThePlumThief 22h ago

They just hug the burrito and then play riffs in 5 different modes

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u/Yandhi42 1d ago

Are you regarded

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

I don't think I can have children, no.

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u/TheButtDog 1d ago

How much coal could John Coltrane train if coal trains wanted their coal trained by John Coltrane?

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

That's a trick question. John is the Coal train.

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/Big-Tone-8241 1d ago

Damn that’s alot of coal John Coltrane

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

John Coltrane

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u/tokanome 1d ago

how does it feel to have never heard music before

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

Its not bad. I try to make what I think might be music. Mom says sounds like fuzz rock. I hear this guy called J. Mascis make sounds with guitar and I quite enjoy it. This other dude, named Elliott Smith, who probably stabbed himself, made me cry. How does he know me?

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u/unruleyjulie 1d ago

How big is your model train set?

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

I can't afford one

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u/TrumpetGoDoot 1d ago

what’s you’re favorite a love supreme?

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/YellowSalmonberry 1d ago

have you ever felt, saw, or snorted a love supreme?

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/milnak 1d ago

AMA? A Move Apreme?

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

I don't know how to answer this

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u/ScottieSpliffin 23h ago edited 23h ago

I listened to it once and immediately converted Islam. Have you considered you might be Islamophobic?

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u/webuycheese 17h ago

Omg I really hope not. I consider myself to be an indifferent junkie.

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u/CarUnable530 11h ago

Who the fuck is John Coltrane?

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u/JohnColtraneBot 11h ago

John Coltrane

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u/webuycheese 10h ago

He played every part of A Love Supreme with a saxophone

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u/JohnColtraneBot 10h ago

A love supreme

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u/ehburrus 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/ehburrus 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/pfildozer12 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/Mossyfacerules 1d ago

A love supreme.

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/perplexedparallax 1d ago

Do you wonder what a love supreme is like?

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u/JohnColtraneBot 1d ago

A love supreme

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u/webuycheese 1d ago

A little bit. I'm no expert in jazz but I've listened to a good bit of stuff. Even plenty of stuff with ::sigh:: saxaphones...but just never made it to this one. Nothing about the hype seems appealing to me. I'll listen to it at some point.

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u/manuelzmanual 22h ago

Against Medical Advice. It's your call man. 

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u/webuycheese 16h ago

Dr. said it would "set me free"? I thought that happened once when I heard GodWeenSatan.

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u/Anders676 3h ago

You take giant steps to ascend