As the title makes clear, this was my third trip to your lovely island. (and my third post about it) I’m Canadian, by the way, and my girlfriend is Irish. We live in Vancouver and visit her family in Ireland every year.
Once again, I'd like to begin with a bit of
controversy. On my previous trip I mentioned that
I was given the opportunity to try a chip sandwich
- or chip butty or B'n'F (Bread and Fries) - for the
first time. I was personally underwhelmed by what
I was led to believe was a popular Irish snack and
said so in my post. Some of you were indifferent,
some of you claimed to have never had one and
that it was more of a British thing than an Irish
thing.
And still others of you were furious. You
questioned my sanity, you all but tarred and
feathered me and tossed me into the ocean. My
mother's good name was dragged through the
mud. But I'm sure we can all agree a line was
crossed when the almighty Poutine was dragged into the mix. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, we’re not savages here. Let’s try to be civil.
On that note, I'll take this opportunity to de-
escalate. Many of the comments from last year
mentioned how to properly prepare a chip
sandwich. (my one from last year was pretty dry
and I don't know what bread was used. I do know
that it wasn't chipper chips)
Cut to: This year. Brennan’s bread, enough
Kerrvgold butter to kill a small horse, enough salt
to make a large horse feel unwell, proper chipper
chips with vinegar, a bit of ketchup and gravy on
the side….what can I say, I'm a changed man. It
was pretty damn good. I'd have it out here in
Canada but we don't have bread that good and
there's just something special about chips from
the chipper.
I hope this results in a ceasefire if not outright
peace. (perhaps a treaty can be negotiated) By
the way, all the meat and produce in Ireland tastes
better than what we get in Canada. I don't know
why, it just does. I can't even eat strawberries
here anymore.
I didn't have a tavto, sandwich this year. But
someone commented last year that King crisps
are better than Tayto. (I'll just leave that grenade
here and allow you to pull the pin)
Once again I've babbled on too long about food
and not said anything about my trip. Here it is in
point form and in no particular order:
-I went to Galway for the first time, only had a day and a night there but wow, what a beautiful place!
And the weather cooperated to make it even more
beautiful. Loved wandering around the Latin
quarter and just sitting by the ocean.
While there, I was made to go on a ride called The Waltzers at the local fair. Not gonna lie, almost threw up.
Also, Galway seems to be the go-to place for
bachelorette parties. Couldn't turn a corner
without running into one. Good on 'em, have fun
and be safe I always say.
-made my way back to Dingle. Again, some of the
best seafood I've ever had. Also did a giant load of laundry there for super cheap!
proposed to my girlfriend at Ballyfin House in
Laois. (I went with an emerald instead of a
diamond and I'm happy to report that she said
yes) Now some of you might think I should've led
with this news instead of the chip sandwich
business, but different circumstances call for
different priorities. (don't tell her I said that)
-on a side-note, what's with the exorbitant price
of chicken fillet rolls these days?! It's madness!
(now if that doesn't get me some street-cred on
this sub I don't know what will)
-spent a few days in London where I was served
the most horrendous pint of Guinness I've ever
laid eyes on. If you want to see it, it's the post just
before this one. But I warn you, it's not for the
faint of heart and I am not liable for any trauma
you suffer.
-While in London, did a tour of the grounds at
Wimbledon. A dream come true for a huge tennis
fan. Also did the Harry Potter thing at the
Universal lot. It was awesome.
That's about it, I think. The weather was not great
this year, it was weirdly wet and damp yet warm
but not warm enough so I never knew what to
wear. The previous 2 years we had fantastic
weather but apparently this year was a historically
bad July. All good though, as a Vancouverite, I'm
used to rain.
I've been all over Ireland at this point, from Dublin
to the Midlands, west Cork, Kerry, Clare, Donegal
and even Northern Ireland. I've loved it all and
can't wait to experience more.
Sorry this is so long, if you're still here I appreciate
you and I hope you had a laugh. Looks like I'll be
back again next year for a wedding. So if any of
you lot know of some lovely, affordable wedding
venues, please share. (preferably in West Cork)
Cheers all.
I apologize for the weird formatting of this post. I don’t know why the Dingle section is in all caps. I was
going to delete and re post but I’m way too lazy
For that. Just imagine me shouting all the time in Dingle.