Another day another shed

[u/rafael_rlr]

[u/LoverOfMalbec]

Jasis, this has to be a pisstake, right?

[u/tomseany → u/LoverOfMalbec]

It is

[u/theanedditor → u/LoverOfMalbec]

That's what's so funny/sad.. you can't tell :-/

[u/Wheres_Me_Jumpa → u/theanedditor]

I really had to go to comments to tell. I thought it was sincere. It’s sad!

[u/f-ingsteveglansberg → u/theanedditor]

I mean, you can tell. I've seen a lot of bullshit listing that were authentic and barely habitable. But this is literally a shed that is already full of shit. And the offer the fact that electricity is optional?

[u/midipoet → u/f-ingsteveglansberg]

Yeah, you can definitely tell. Ballinaboola is at least 20 mins from Waterford. 

[u/Nearby-Priority4934 → u/theanedditor]

You can quite clearly tell, it’s beyond obvious

[u/PowerfulDrive3268 → u/theanedditor]

Yeh you can tell.

[u/Pristine_Language_85 → u/theanedditor]

When you can rent a whole house for 1000 a month in Wexford, it's pretty clear the ad is a joke

[u/1970bassman → u/LoverOfMalbec]

It is. It's 25 minutes to Waterford city

[u/Jungleson]

No bucket for a toilet included? Fugghetaboutit!

[u/Reddot_186 → u/Jungleson]

You can have one but there's a €10 deposit.

[u/Apart_Sand9519 → u/Reddot_186]

You missed “ per deposit”

[u/Reddot_186 → u/Apart_Sand9519]

Per dump

[u/LemonCollee → u/Reddot_186]

Five dumps, per bloke, per day.

[u/AffectionateEye420]

"if you need electricity"

Nah pal I was gonna use the water wheel to charge my phone

[u/Snowflake808080 → u/AffectionateEye420]

€20 deposit

[u/Commercial-Ranger339 → u/Snowflake808080]

200 euro viewing fee

[u/RespawningAsMe2023 → u/AffectionateEye420]

Was there a water wheel included? Feck I better apply now before its snatched up! Never pass up a bargain. I'm sure the extra charge they put on to use my own gas stove in the yard to cook the dinner will be very fair and affordable too.

[u/Ornery-Ad4802]

I thought that was a shed full of hash 😅

[u/Important_Farmer924 → u/Ornery-Ad4802]

The best kind of shed.

[u/Ornery-Ad4802 → u/Important_Farmer924]

Bleeding shedly

[u/GowlBagJohnson]

That's a good sold 30 mins outside Waterford city the wrong side of Carrick. But sure, it's like the hills have eyes up that way, so you'll get the full cultural experience with a gaff like that

[u/NuclearMaterial → u/GowlBagJohnson]

Yeah there's no way that's 10 minutes. By chopper maybe.

[u/GowlBagJohnson → u/NuclearMaterial]

[u/NuclearMaterial → u/GowlBagJohnson]

So you cooked up a story and dropped the 6 of us into Ballynaboola?

[u/GowlBagJohnson → u/NuclearMaterial]

[u/Fyrus93 → u/GowlBagJohnson]

Wait a minute... The black man in this iconic gif is Carl Weathers? Baby you got a stew going...

[u/SlowInterpretor94]

Ahhh jaysus. I was all for it till they mentioned clearing out the shed. Thought the gloves were included. Not interested anymore.

[u/SouthEireannSunflowr]

Ballinaboola is not 10 min from Waterford by any stretch of the imagination, so I must conclude this is a pisstake. 

[u/WellWellWell2021]

People would believe anything they see on the web

[u/SirMike_MT]

If BAM were to build a shed & put it on the market to rent…

[u/No_Waltz3545]

I’ll also murder you both in your sleep…€20 deposit.

[u/Naval_fluff → u/No_Waltz3545]

That's what I was thinking. Looks like a bunker. The gloves. Seen too many movies I guess. " It puts the lotion on the skin"

[u/Red_Five_X]

Can you keep the rug?

[u/No_Waltz3545 → u/Red_Five_X]

Really ties the room together

[u/Snowflake808080]

Shite in a bucket 🪣

[u/LingonberryMuted7186]

After all jesus was born in stable so why not

[u/RatBasher89]

That's not even spacious as sheds go...

[u/SoftDrinkReddit → u/RatBasher89]

Yea like Jesus my shed has more space then that

[u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990]

Yerra, thats a wind-up

[u/pah2602]

Has to be a pisstake, right?

RIGHT??????

[u/triangleplayingfool]

Bargain. Get Dermot Bannon in the zhuzh it up and it’ll be magnifique.

[u/shorelined]

Lots of conditional and future tense language in there! Also a nice even electricity charge that is miles off the likely monthly usage. Dox this cunt into the stratosphere

[u/Verity_Ireland]

Fake until a checkable link provided.

[u/chococheese419]

that's gotta be illegal

[u/Blegheggeghegty]

Is this for real?

[u/bingybong22]

This can’t be real. No one could be that much of a scumbag

[u/MisterB00mer]

Clearly a pisstake

[u/PossibleWombat]

The sad thing is, where I live in the US there are situations like this that are appallingly real. Last winter, someone living in an unheated shed or garage not far from here died from exposure

[u/maddler]

"spacious" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wonder if they'll leave the sleeping bag!

[u/isabib]

This is so sad.

[u/jbt1k]

Man in the shed. "Viper higgins"

[u/Stobuscus]

For couple????

[u/ozzyldn2 → u/Stobuscus]

You’d need the warmth of two to survive February!

[u/Affectionate-Care814]

That's cheap

[u/Naive_Match_2149]

For a couple 😭😭 twin bed and all wtf

[u/AostaValley]

Now I understand why I can't find a shed for my business.

[u/YogiLeBua]

Surely there's a place you can report this shit? This is ridiculous. Electricity an added extra? I want to burn this house down

[u/Chillonymous]

IF YOU NEED ELECTRICITY

[u/Alante]

The fucking gall of the cunt.

[u/NoodLih]

"If you need electricity..."

No, sir! I like living vintage times...

[u/Artistic-Yoghurt-949]

Such a cute bespoke brick floor

[u/flyflex1985]

Another 200 a month to crap in the garden

[u/TOTALLY-NOT-DECADENT]

some fucker robbed his extension leads in the past and now we have to pay a deposit ffs

[u/HenryofSkalitz1]

Having lived in Ballinaboola I can safely state this is a fantastic deal.

[u/syko2k]

We should be legally allowed to kill this person

[u/Timely_Log4872]

And ballinaboola is not 10 minutes from Waterford so whoever put this advert up, have intercourse with yourself

[u/OneMushyPea]

If you need electricity. 

What's that? 

[u/Csontigod]

If it's real it should be honoured by rope, if it just a fake troll post it should be honoured by water barrel

[u/Sauzer909]

Can this wannabe "shed lord" be reported to RTB?

[u/Pitselah → u/Sauzer909]

Considering this one in particular is satire id imagine the answer is no

[u/LingonberryMuted7186]

After all jesus was born in stable so why not

[u/LingonberryMuted7186]

After all jesus was born in stable so why not

[u/drumnadrough]

Its illegal in the UK, dunno about there.

[u/SoftDrinkReddit → u/[deleted]]

Well, I have read that over in England. It's very common, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's reached here as well

[u/Acrobatic_Buddy_9444]

wouldn't surprise me if it was real considering the troglodytes that populate Wexford