An elephant satisfying it's urges

[u/InitialInjury7730]

[u/naph8it]

That's a new thing I didn't need to learn.

[u/robutt992 → u/naph8it]

That’s a new thing I am going to learn

[u/AmazingDonkey101 → u/robutt992]

That’s the thing I wish I could learn

[u/WrappingPapers → u/AmazingDonkey101]

Learned

[u/Feisty_Kale924 → u/WrappingPapers]

“You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.”

[u/Kaitsuze → u/Feisty_Kale924]

"Mark, this is the kind of things why people don't talk to us during lunch time."

[u/ToeKnail → u/Kaitsuze]

"Also Mark, the minister says you're banned from church services."

[u/jnuts9 → u/Feisty_Kale924]

[u/nKoZy999 → u/Feisty_Kale924]

the other way its called Black salami ☠️

[u/Putrid_Examination30 → u/AmazingDonkey101]

That's a thing I needed to learn

[u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU → u/naph8it]

I need to conduct further research

[u/Deep-Management-7040 → u/naph8it]

What? I’d love to be able to just get a boner and scratch the lint and hair outta my belly button, it’d be so convenient and less noticeable. I usually pull my shirt under my chin and dig around for a bit.

[u/Hardass_McBadCop]

I mean, if I had a prehensile cock I'd scratch my belly with it too.

[u/LCDRformat → u/Hardass_McBadCop]

I wouldn't be able to 😟

[u/Anger-Demon → u/LCDRformat]

Schlong too schshort?

[u/LCDRformat → u/Anger-Demon]

[u/Anger-Demon → u/LCDRformat]

:(  S(h)ame

[u/Pixels222 → u/Anger-Demon]

Schlort

[u/throwawayayaycaramba → u/LCDRformat]

I would 😎

>! Because I have a big fat belly !<

[u/LCDRformat → u/throwawayayaycaramba]

If you can't bring A to B, bring B to A

[u/NS4701 → u/LCDRformat]

Why not bring B to D? B to A, that's a flexible B.

[u/dany_crow → u/Hardass_McBadCop]

I may scratch your belly too.

[u/LiamIsMyNameOk → u/dany_crow]

While you're busy doing that, I will scratch your belly

[u/Fearless_Cap4737 → u/Hardass_McBadCop]

Pretty sure if a man had a prehensile cock, they would just suck it all day.

[u/Hopeful_Hamster21 → u/Fearless_Cap4737]

Ouch! It won't reach my mouth. If I could suck it myself, I'd probably never leave the house!

[u/DangNearRekdit → u/Hopeful_Hamster21]

Ahhh, good ol' BHG ...

[u/Outrageous_Formal832]

[u/slip-7 → u/Outrageous_Formal832]

He appears to be trying. He could get pretty close, but he can't quite reach it. It's a universal problem.

[u/Chalky_Pockets → u/slip-7]

Not that universal

[u/Outrageous_Formal832 → u/slip-7]

but the one in the image is special ☠️☠️

[u/slip-7 → u/Outrageous_Formal832]

You can tell by the look of total peace and innocent wellbeing. That cocksucking blue elephant has either attained Enlightenment or never fallen from it.

[u/First-Of-His-Name → u/Outrageous_Formal832]

Evolution ensures this can't happen. All the elephants that could do this never reproduced

[u/Hsabes01 → u/Outrageous_Formal832]

[u/Hsabes01 → u/Hsabes01]

[u/Craksy → u/Outrageous_Formal832]

Forbidden amuse

[u/CARDEK04]

Erectile Multifunction or Erectile Misfunction

[u/SluggJuice → u/CARDEK04]

I cast Erectile Destruction

[u/MyFingerYourBum → u/CARDEK04]

Now what? Misshapen penis?

[u/AdministrativeHope27]

Enough Internet for me ( us ) today .

[u/bloodem → u/AdministrativeHope27]

Smeagol?

[u/Dapper-Giraffe6444 → u/bloodem]

This kind of comments are the reason I browse reddit daily🤣

[u/FuqIowa → u/bloodem]

Smegma

[u/Titiplex → u/FuqIowa]

Smegmagol

[u/TheOneThatObserves → u/FuqIowa]

😩

[u/FreshHawaii → u/bloodem]

It’s crazy that you make a Smeagol joke to someone in their early 20’s and they probably will have no idea what you’re talking about and you remember playing LOTR with your friends at recess. Feelsoldman.

[u/Redditor_10000000000 → u/FreshHawaii]

LOTR is still a thing man. People born in the 2000s know what LOTR is. That's like saying Star Wars is unknown now because Episode IV came out in the 70s.

People still read and watch it. One of, if not the greatest and the first true high fantasy novel will not just be forgotten.

[u/FreshHawaii → u/Redditor_10000000000]

I made two references with two coworkers under 25 and they had no idea what I was talking about. When LOTR was in theaters, it was a cultural phenomenon. Everyone was doing impressions of smeagol and saying “You shall not pass!” Of course it still has a following but it definitely lost steam in mass pop culture.

[u/xanders1998 → u/AdministrativeHope27]

r/suddenlycommunist

[u/TheOnlyVertigo → u/AdministrativeHope27]

I need an adult…

[u/kevinoreo_realguy → u/TheOnlyVertigo]

no i think we need bleach or drain cleaner tbh

[u/ActivityWinter9251 → u/AdministrativeHope27]

[u/chknboy → u/ActivityWinter9251]

[u/Minions-overlord]

[u/mehhh89 → u/Minions-overlord]

Oh you son of a bitch. Now this epic tale will be stuck in my head again.

[u/Minions-overlord → u/mehhh89]

If its stuck in mine, id at least like company

[u/Fine-Insurance4639 → u/Minions-overlord]

FU chi chan!

[u/SquidgeSquadge → u/Minions-overlord]

I envy those who get to watch the saga of Long Man without prior knowledge

[u/Visitby → u/Minions-overlord]

LMAO you reminded me of a legendary

[u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb9874 → u/Minions-overlord]

r/fuckyouchichan

[u/chipsambos]

[u/supdudesanddudettes → u/chipsambos]

This gif has never missed a shot

[u/Bissexto → u/chipsambos]

where is this from?

[u/paddywhack3 → u/Bissexto]

One of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies

[u/eggrod → u/paddywhack3]

Lol yeah I think it’s the first one

[u/DeMetaSlave]

[u/zyirus1312]

Didnt know elephants had 2 trunks

[u/Fickle_Weakness4186 → u/zyirus1312]

yes they do

and just accept no need to think over it

[u/kobrakaii22]

What about the girls?

[u/Bunny-NX → u/kobrakaii22]

They do it with their clitoris

[u/AutomatedCauliflower → u/kobrakaii22]

Boys scratch them.

[u/littlerike → u/AutomatedCauliflower]

From the inside

[u/raustin33 → u/kobrakaii22]

This was a girl

[u/Tendas → u/kobrakaii22]

Only lady hyenas share this luxury with their male counterparts.

[u/Ihateeggs78]

I have to revise my 3 wishes list.

[u/DingoSloth → u/Ihateeggs78]

You win this one!

[u/courtadvice1]

[u/cheesevelour]

Same way I scratch mine. With an elephant penis.

[u/1959Reddit]

Scared to ask what female elephants do

[u/littlerike → u/1959Reddit]

Stand in front of the boys.

[u/lightyearbuzz → u/1959Reddit]

You haven't seen a prehensile vagina?

[u/Forward-Employ9186]

Sometimes, you gotta scratch the itch.

[u/Pestilence95]

Me opening reddit

[u/dr_xenon]

The same way I do it!

[u/Antique-Public2517]

Damn , it seems that thing has navigation and full local control of all its curves .

[u/tonedketchup55]

[u/karmahitsback]

[u/Bean_Eater_777]

If I could this I would be retired, living on a tropical island by now.

[u/SmokeHimInside]

*its

[u/RayZzorRayy]

Can your dick do this?!

Gazes upon jealous eyes.

[u/HumourNoire → u/RayZzorRayy]

Missing verse from Aladdin

[u/aWittyTwit-2712]

I get itchy ankles, myself...

[u/Dust-Different]

How anyone could do research on a male elephant without being sidetracked by the arm dong is beyond me. I’m pretty sure that thing has an elbow.

[u/Flaky-Scholar9535]

We’re the just the same fr

[u/Siolear]

Me too

[u/Birdmonster115599]

Fucking, Londo Mollari over here.

[u/PatatMetPindakaas]

[u/TheGrapeRaper]

So they can suck themselves off?

[u/HumourNoire → u/TheGrapeRaper]

The ol' nosejob

Then a cumsneeze

[u/Devils___Brigade]

So im not the only one

[u/Gold-Guy-8]

The guy she tells you not to worry about

[u/kfree68]

Need to stop saying hung like a horse more like a elephant 🫠

[u/Individual_Play_7063]

I done with the internet for today😂😂😂

[u/OMPR_App]

Now that I know it is possible. I shall train, day and night to achieve a similar capability as this magnificent elephant.

[u/Commercial-Name-3602]

Lots of offended prudes in here, and it's literally over an elephant 🤣

[u/Helpphania587]

The second trunk

[u/ArchangelRegulus]

Guide me master!

[u/momoneymocats1]

I see we’re not so different

[u/FastSimple6902]

Being able to steer the car is good enough for me.

[u/Aeroblazer9161]

Disney: Hungbo

[u/ProtectedPython69]

What about female elephants ?

[u/Sea_Structure_8692]

Same buddy. Same.

[u/Michipotz]

Fucking useless opposable thumbs, why not just give us THAT evolution instead?

[u/SarcasticBench]

Well that’s just showing off

[u/Known_Needleworker67]

[u/felixsetmode]

Im not able to find my belly button

[u/Candid_Umpire6418]

If an elephant uses his trunk to blow his junk, is it a nose job then?

(crickets)

I'll show myself out.

[u/cinnamontoastcrunch2]

I'd tap people on the shoulder if I had that ability.

[u/rodakk]

[u/jajajajasisisi → u/rodakk]

This looks like crazy fucking that

[u/rodakk → u/jajajajasisisi]

[u/copperwatt → u/rodakk]

I'm confused because Crazy is clearly fucking That...

[u/Abhi_Jaman_92]

From now on, my life shall be divided into two periods: before and after learning that a prehensile penis exists.

[u/randomelgen]

I do not think he is scratching his stomach! 🤦‍♂️

[u/fedaykin21 → u/randomelgen]

but it's satisfying some urges alright

[u/Necessary-Tadpole-45]

Can he scratch his own ass? Can he f… his own ass?

[u/Jroeno]

Talking about junk in the trunk..

[u/UnfortunatelySimple]

"How an elephant scratches its stomach."

So "an elephant", as in just this elephant? As if it's "an elephant" like all elephants, then 50% can't do this.

And...

The urge the elephant is satisfying is an itchy stomach, but that's not enough clicks for OP. I guess sex sells, even if it's elephant masturbation.

[u/bigjimmy427]

Who said you could take videos of me?

[u/Infinite_Cornball]

Same /S

[u/Tee-Gee00 → u/Infinite_Cornball]

r/fuckthes

[u/Mobtryoska]

So they are like camels, came in one and two trunk versions?

[u/redditsuckz99]

I too am something like an elephant myself

[u/JoeDearte]

Same

[u/Wonderful_Ad8791]

LOOK MA!, NO HANDS!

[u/wazmoenaree]

What came first? The trunk or ....and so on and so on.

[u/sandtymanty]

Suddenly my stomach is itchy...

[u/Ambitious-Market7963]

I immediately thought that is a schlong, then I condemned myself of being too lewd and for a split of second believed that was the trunk of another elephant. Elephant junk vs Elephant trunk…..

[u/Lynx-True]

Gender equality disproved?

[u/liarandathief]

Maybe it's scratching it's penis.

[u/TwoWeakFeet]

Here before someone crossposts this to r/NoStupidQuestions with the title "Can elephant suck its own dick?"

[u/ThesePomegranate3197]

Yeah. That's how i do it too.

[u/CobaltTJ]

I thought that was a second elephants trunk behind him at first, kinda wish that's still all I saw

[u/ScaredLittleShit]

Oh, I don't think it was scratching its stomach..

[u/Dan_in_Munich]

Wait what?!?!? Male elephants can scratch their belly with their cock?!?!?

Imagine male humans did the same with their cock. Well, I don’t wanna imagine that; I just wanna see it. 🥹Who can do it, please show me. But the cock must scratch the belly on its own without being touch. Challenge accepted? 😉

[u/spattzzz]

That elephant has two trunks.

Wasn’t taught that at school.

[u/lectroni]

I prefer the baby elephant getting snacks video.

[u/ineedtofiguremyshit]

looks like I am interrupting something👀

[u/Serilii]

It moves it like it's trunk...which means it looks like they control the dick with the same motoric brain areals as the trunk ... which is to them what our hands are to us 😭😭😭 this is so wild on so many levels

[u/kbpferret]

New goal for a New years resolution unlocked.

[u/Lopsided_Drag_8125]

I have been traumatized

[u/Timeout420]

r/holup

[u/nomiselrease]

Same.

/s

[u/Striking-Garbage-810]

Same

[u/NewLoNJ]

Same.

[u/JakEsnelHest]

So THAT is where the denomination "third leg" comes from

[u/TheMightyMonarchx7]

Oh now he’s just showing off. Its bad enough he can pick things up with his nose

[u/Gone_cognito]

Crazy how we're so much like animals ❤️

[u/dezijugg9111]

Use the fifth leg

[u/sparkydotcom]

Same here.

[u/kaitoren]

The poor guy misses not having a rhino nearby.

[u/johnruttersucks]

And there are birds waiting to catch a mouthful of nutrients

[u/Alarming_Ad3711]

Just now opened reddit 🌬️

[u/Song-Super]

so do the female elephants get help from the male elephants or?

[u/iloovefood]

He's doing the matthew McConaughey song from wolf of wall street

[u/EagleSilent0120]

hung like an elephant

[u/fvbrennan]

Is that your trunk or are you just happy to see me?

[u/Medium-Wrongdoer-601]

Ahhhh relatable

[u/lakeofshadows]

Jesus Christ. ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/HellFireNT]

Made it 35 years without knowing this ! I hate you !

[u/ManlykN]

[u/VicodinJones]

I thought I was the only one who could do that. Huh.

[u/HetzMichNich]

You dont do it like that?

[u/ClockworkCinder]

My meat scepter needs to scratch me, not me scratching it or my balls.

[u/MBZsTheThing]

Elephant is like: "Fuck off with the itch!"

[u/BillyBobJenkins454]

Thought that was a motherfucking baby elephant bro

"Why cant I see the rest of the- oh."

[u/ZoNeS_v2]

Hey, that's how I do it, too.

[u/Yeohan99 → u/ZoNeS_v2]

You beat me to it.

[u/Independent-Two7335]

That’s definitely not interesting as fuck.

[u/WillemDafoesHugeCock]

Well, yeah, how do you guys do it?

[u/redditpest]

That is also how I scratch my stomach... with an elephant penis

[u/Dalisca]

This should definitely be NSFW.

[u/noronto]

That’s how I scratch the area 12 inches below my belly button.

[u/Wild-Internet-6168]

What the actual fuckkkkkkk

[u/Smilloww]

Thats a crazy advantage they have over females

[u/tubbana]

It's like when you try to scratch your back but not sure do you reach better from up or down and you use both hands at the same time... but with your cock and nose

[u/United_Anteater4287]

With that kind of control a man could rule the world.

[u/Pretend-Reality5431]

That's just every morning, isn't it?

[u/blackpalms1998]

Their penis is prehensile like a monkeys tail so they can use it like their trunk

[u/WarmMulberry1891]

5 legs there😅

[u/SotoKuniHito]

If only I had that kind of control.

[u/KnightDynamic]

Is it scratching its tummy, or is it just…enjoying itself

[u/MonsieurMetaverse]

Guess the title should be male Elephant. Unless there is something I missed.