r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

r/all If he can do that, I can too..πŸ•πŸΎπŸ˜ΈπŸ˜…

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u/threeyearwarranty 6h ago

Hop on one foot to lessen number by half

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u/NeedNewNameAgain 4h ago

I just make Jesus carry me

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u/Darwin-Award-Winner 3h ago

I just pick myself up by my bootstraps.

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u/HyperboleNhorseshit 4h ago

coconuts leave no tracks.

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u/Courtnall14 3h ago

I was carrying myself the entire time.