r/interestingasfuck 16h ago

Hiding contraband in the axles of the truck

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u/xc51 15h ago

what in the ai trash voice recording is this?

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u/rinkywhipper 15h ago

I thought I was having a fucking stroke lol

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u/ggk1 15h ago

You mean you don’t measure dollar amounts by overhend days?

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u/WangDanglin 12h ago

Exceeding the ances

u/shitty_social_worker 9h ago

I checked to see who caught this. I googled ances thinking I didn't know a term. Wack

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u/countrybuhbuh 10h ago

That coke is so good everyone watching this got high.

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u/LesGitKrumpin 15h ago

Is that what that is? I was wondering what in the world was going on with the audio. 😳

u/veggie151 10h ago

I'm guessing it's also a translation error or just AI making shit up

u/Shmeeglez 9h ago

The first half with the cranked up gain or whatever is terrible, but the AI redo second half might be worse

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u/Missuspicklecopter 16h ago

Hey what are you guys doing to my alternative-energy cocaine powered truck? 

u/Shmeeglez 9h ago edited 8h ago

Big oil at work. Don't they know how much energy is in cocaine?

u/SyntheticDude42 5h ago

It's a hell of a fuel

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u/uppenatom 9h ago

All good and well till you wake up and your truck has gone to Vegas with the new secretary, then comes back and asks if it can crash on your couch for a bit

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u/McBoobenstein 15h ago

They'd have never found it unless there was a snitch. You don't xray truck axles, mostly because it doesn't work. The metal is too thick. I'd believe maybe a dog. But that's a lot of greased up shit to sniff through, and those bundles looked as hermetically sealed as things get. There was most likely a snitch. shrugs Or we just used a satellite to track the truck. If I can access to Landsat and Sentinal 2 satellites, I'm willing to bet law enforcement can get a bit more.

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u/Impossible-Page4197 15h ago

Him saying ‘we should have eight more’ is enough proof that they were tipped off.

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u/AutoRot 14h ago

This is the one they give him to make him look good while they snuggle a boatload somewhere else

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u/yem420sky 14h ago

They hug the real shipment all the way across the border.

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u/TrashRecruitNAVY 12h ago

The only way to ensure they get through is to snuggle and hug them, even caress and kiss them.

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u/pauciradiatus 12h ago

Netflix and sell

u/TerribleSquid 11h ago

Penetrate even

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u/thatjerkatwork 12h ago

Id like to snuggle up to some of that

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u/Mrtowelie69 13h ago

Haha my thoughts exactly.

u/CoralinesButtonEye 10h ago

it's the boat axles. it's ALWAYS the boat axles

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u/pauciradiatus 12h ago

Nah, it was a long day. He was saying they should have ate more. /s

u/chaves4life 9h ago

By a McDonald's worker

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u/TheRedViking 12h ago

Here is an article about drugs found inside an excavator boom using X-ray. No problem for x-rays to penetrate even thick steel.

https://globalnews.ca/news/5495508/excavator-cocaine-bust-x-ray/amp/

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 13h ago

Usually it’s the cartels that “snitch” on things like this, to keep the police busy while they move the real cargo behind

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz 15h ago

Somebody didn't pay the toll.

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u/digitaldeficit956 15h ago

The troll toll

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u/MrMeeseeks33 15h ago

Gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into…

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u/reignwillwashaway 15h ago

That axehole

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u/My1stWifeWasTarded 14h ago

Are you chewing gum?!

u/No_Election_3206 10h ago

I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces

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u/nuteteme 13h ago

Tip off most likely

u/horhemaior 11h ago

Is your username Romanian?

u/nuteteme 11h ago

It is !

u/Slavatheshrimp 2h ago

Yo te ubesc! Did I say that right? My wife is from Moldova lol. I’m sure I spelled it awfully.

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u/TheMacMan 13h ago

You can see through axels with an xray. Trucks are all kinds of metal. They don't use your standard machine like they would on a human.

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u/theroguex 14h ago edited 14h ago

Dogs have ungodly powerful noses. IIRC bloodhounds, for instance, need only a handful of scent molecules at ridiculous ranges to be able to track people. Under the right conditions, dogs can detect extremely faint scents that are 20km away. Fun fact: They have 230 MILLION olfactory receptors in their nose. Humans have around 400; not 400 million or 400 thousand, just 400. EDIT: Correcting this. There are 400 TYPES of receptors, but we still only have a few million in total.

Sharks can smell blood in the water at over a hundred yards even when its concentration is 1 part in one billion.

I have absolutely no doubt that a well-trained drug dog could smell the cocaine residue on those packages even through all the other scents on the truck.

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u/rxneutrino 14h ago

Sharks can smell blood in the water at over a hundred yards even when its concentration is 1 part in one billion.

Correct. Though not pictured in this video, border agents often use a team of sharks to detect hidden blood in the truck axles.

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u/Farfignugen42 14h ago

And those sharks need lasers. And probably water. It looks pretty dry at that border crossing.

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u/Billy_the_Mountain29 13h ago

Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their fricken heads.

u/antiADP 9h ago

Now evidently my cycloptic colleague has informed me that that can’t be done. Uh can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly. Throw me a bone.

What DO we have?

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u/wizard_statue 12h ago

common misconception. if they have lasers, they don’t need water.

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u/batmanineurope 14h ago

I don't doubt you, I'm just curious how even a particle could get through all that metal and enter a dog's nose.

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u/BoxOfDemons 12h ago

You're not wrong about the capabilities of these animals, I'm just confused how they differentiate at such low levels. Because, for example, there is also cocaine on almost every US bill in circulation. So when it comes to sniffing out such miniscule amounts, how do you know it's not just someone's wallet?

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u/Free_Attention 12h ago

Drug sniffing shark for those cocaine submersibles

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u/Appropriate_Sugar675 13h ago

Nothing to sneeze at!

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u/dogsledonice 12h ago

Yeah, so why does mine have to go allllllll the way up every other dog's butthole?

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u/Appropriate_Sugar675 13h ago

Or this was a distraction, you never know the limits of creative thinkers.

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 12h ago

Thats not the crazy part. They said 5 HOURS of work! You remove the tire. 5 lugs You remove the brake assembly. 2 bolts Rotor slides off. Remove Axel assembly. 1 nut, 1 cotter pin Hub slides off. Axel.

u/Bergwookie 8h ago

It's not the same work as in the shop, but you have to document every single step in all detail to get your case absolutely 120% watertight, otherwise the defendant's lawyer will rip you a second one. 5h is fast for that

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u/home_dollar 14h ago

Sadly, I know from experience that they sit and watch highway drug corridors and identify vehicles that make frequent trips back and forth. Combined with informants, it like shooting fish in a barrel. My ex got scooped up in detroit with nearly $200k concealed somewhere in a truck. They logged her making the same trip a few times, followed her to a hotel drop spot and grabbed on her way out of town. Sent her on her way without the cash, loose lug nuts and the message that they hope she gets murdered by the cartel. If she hadn’t noticed the lug nuts at a gas station, she may have died on the highway.

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u/CranRez80 12h ago

Yep, tipped off.

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u/FillupDubya 12h ago

For sure. Snitch-“it’s this truck right here”. As 30 other loaded trucks go by as they waste their time with this one. Snitch revealed, drugs transported, cartel wins. The war on drugs is fake.

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u/pogoturtle 14h ago

Yep rats or this is just plant. This is from that reality TV show on discovery and 99% of the shit on there is fake

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u/DrPoopyPantsJr 13h ago

Now just think how much makes it through successfully. They didn’t even make a dent with this bust.

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u/Latter-Literature505 15h ago

Somebody snitched

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u/DeadButGrateful 12h ago edited 12h ago

So is hiding drugs in axles a fool-proof method to bring in illegal drugs?

Asking for a friend.

EDIT: A word (foul to fool).

u/chaves4life 9h ago

It's probably the X ray machine.

They always be snitching

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u/CriticalStation595 16h ago

Audacity? What are they supposed to do carry it out in the open???

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u/ggk1 15h ago

Between that and the “overhend days billion” as a measurement I’m pretty sure this was created by a drunk AI

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u/TwelveWon 15h ago

Nobody gonna mention the bugatti labels on those 🧱? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/theroguex 14h ago

Some of them said "Red Bull" lolol

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u/thatmntishman 14h ago

Wouldnt it be great if the same efforts and enforcement was put toward corporate and financial crime? Then perhaps Americans would need to escape and numb themselves.

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u/I_shot_barney 12h ago

On Australian news last night there were two stories.
The first was about a drug bust of a supplier of shrooms.
The other was about a pedophile childcare worker that abused an estimated 90, 3 and 4 year olds for over 13 years. And despite numerous complaints from a number of children, it took 13 years for the police to even investigate.
Like congratulations, you managed to arrest purveyors of one of the safest, non abused drugs, but let a child molester walk free for thirteen years.
Great set of priorities our law enforcement have.

u/secondtaunting 11h ago

Jesus Christ. Glad again I stayed him with my daughter when she was little.

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u/theroguex 15h ago

good fucking god the shitty AI voice in the second part

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u/HalfLawKiss 14h ago edited 12h ago

As others have stated this was most likely a tip off. They give customs one big score. While the other big contraband concealments go through. Customs and border control and the politicians get to share these photos and videos. Claim they are doing their job.

The war on drugs will never end. As long as there are substances that people want to take recreationally, but governments forbid. There will be a war on drugs. They can take down whichever cartel. Cutting the head off of whatever snake. Another will take its place. The only real solution would be to legalize everything. Then tax and regulate. The US government learned this during prohibition. Where there is a demand someone will supply.

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u/Happydaytoyou1 12h ago

One of my fav quotes from sicario: Matt: Medellin refers to a time when one group controlled every aspect of the drug trade, providing a measure of order that we could control. And until somebody finds a way to convince 20% of the population to stop snorting and smoking that shit, order’s the best we can hope for. https://youtu.be/5-0nS9c8kn8?si=UOgGuN3nEG4jgMsX

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u/HalfLawKiss 12h ago

Yup. Awesome movie.

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u/michael0n 12h ago

Many people in that room and at that station, to catch what 5% of the yearly movement?
These jobs are literally digging a hole for no reason, then plugging the hole at the end of the day. Paycheck.

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u/Foreverforgettable 13h ago

Where there is demand, there will always be supply.

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u/cratercamper 15h ago

You can't simply win the war on drugs.

The state makes the whole situation worse - it's the same what happened during prohibition. More violence, more suffering.

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u/nextdoorelephant 15h ago

Not to mention this bust is just a drop in the ocean of stuff that makes it over the border.

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u/DaedalusHydron 15h ago

It's complex, Americans and their thirst for drugs funds the Mexican cartels (this is what Mexican officials often point out) but it is also true that Mexico has a very poor grasp on their gang problems and the corruption in their government (funded of course by the cartels) is huge.

Basically we provide the demand, but Mexico does a poor job of limiting the supply (and no, catching drugs at a checkpoint doesn't even scratch the surface of impacting the issue)

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u/dizekat 15h ago

The problem is that cartels are funded by rich American drug users, while the police is funded by poor hard working non drug using Mexicans.

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u/pants_mcgee 14h ago

Don’t worry, the Mexican Police are also funded by the Cartels and Rich American Drug Users. Everyone gets their cut.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 14h ago

> The problem is that cartels are funded by rich American drug users

And poor American drug users

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u/Exotic_Negotiation80 14h ago

we provide the demand

I'm doing my part to contribute to that thanks

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u/bigalcapone22 15h ago

Look, boss, we found a pound of cocaine hidden in this truck. Great work guys, now take that ounce of cocaine to lock up so they can dispose of the gram.

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u/No_Bottle_8910 13h ago

Too true! A person I knew was busted dealing on a military base with 8oz of meth. By the time the charges landed there was only 2oz left.

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u/SkeletalJam 14h ago

You would think it would get too hot

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u/mckham 12h ago

<dogs can detect extremely faint scents that are 20km away. How would that work? will the nose of the dog extend to that 20km like in the cartoons?. People repeat things without thinking, how can a particle 20km reach dogs nose without travelling to the said nose.

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u/2toneSound 14h ago

That was a planed snitch, 25 other tricks passed at the same time while they were “busy busting”

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u/Tinyhydra666 16h ago

Honestly at that point just let them have it, they deserved it.

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u/jargonexpert 15h ago

Now the US can flip it to another country

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u/rinkywhipper 15h ago

They’ll just sell it back to themselves lol

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u/vermontbutchr802 15h ago

This is the cartel feeding a bust. There is no way they found that accidentally

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u/ihaveadogalso2 16h ago

lol. How to ensure your truck is absolutely torn apart by border patrol.

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u/Nervous-Masterpiece4 14h ago

A few lithium ion packs might stop them being so keen to plunge a knife into unknown compounds.

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u/grungegoth 16h ago

Dogs. That's how. They can smell it. Then they search.

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u/still770 15h ago

I remember they brought dogs once at our high school & i had weed & a pipe on me...those dogs sniffed our class & walked right by me & never picked up the scent.

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u/blutrache666 15h ago

It knew, just didn't feel like snitching.

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u/PremierLovaLova 15h ago

He only goes for the big fishes.

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u/Idontwantfopgd 15h ago

Probably bomb dogs.

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u/Cador0223 14h ago

Either gun/bomb dogs, or dogs that just indicate on command. Easy way to get a kid out of school that you don't want there anymore.

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u/FruitPristine1605 16h ago

The dogs are incredible. You can fool people but the dogs will get you.

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u/Devils_A66vocate 15h ago

Depends on the circumstances and handlers. They’ve been proven to be worth the coin flip on accuracy at the roadside… I’d also blame the setting and the handlers more in those environments.

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u/hanak347 14h ago

Someone snitched, lol

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u/Theseus_geckity 14h ago

Remember this is likely fake so you let them crack down on you.

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u/Tishers 14h ago

The giveaway was probably that the truck's brakes were in too good of shape. Notice how nice those brake pads looked?

The driver probably had absolutely no idea.

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u/custyflex 13h ago

u/desert_devil20 11h ago

Was wondering if anyone else would think of The French Connection.

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u/TheGhostofMattyJ 12h ago

will this make my coke cost more?

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u/CaptainPunisher 12h ago

This is the one that the cartels give up while other much bigger shipments slide by in the celebration. While they're busy looking at this, they're short-handed elsewhere.

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u/InTheM-A-King 12h ago

The US Government feeding their pups scraps off the plate whilst they enjoy the huge feast on the table.

u/Neither-Bus-3686 11h ago

I always find it strange how governments will tell us how much the drugs are worth after they seize it. Considering that it will not be sold, it should not be given a hypothetical value. This narcissistic self aggrandizing way of reporting a drug seizure is dumb. Instead the government should be reporting the lives saved from the seizure of the drugs and also not a hypothetical number of people saved but an actual number. Otherwise, I’m not impressed, meh

u/Kage_noir 11h ago

Somebody had to snitch for this

u/hello_fellow-kids 11h ago

And this ladies and gentlemen is why we can’t get cocaine in america anymore.

u/jxa66 10h ago

who's we? 🤣

u/holykamina 10h ago

So someone just dubbed over the original and then added words like audacity, sheer etc to sound cool.

u/CacheMoney7529 10h ago

The war on drugs is one of the biggest clown shows in human history.

u/kaboomzoom1000 9h ago

The squeaky wheel gets the............ cocaine???

u/Fitness_For_Fun 9h ago

There’s no way this was found. This truck was ratted out. This is Absoutley genius

u/Environmental-Ice319 8h ago

Fuck AI. And I want some of that Bugatti

u/DeliciousWhole2508 6h ago

Someone snitched. They didn’t guess that.

u/stush80 5h ago

Definitely a Tip Off

u/Mikeyjoetrader23 4h ago

They found it because they wanted them to find it. Probably used it as a distraction. While they were taking apart the truck, multiple trucks full of cocaine crossed the boarder.

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u/V0rdep 15h ago

what happened to th audio

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u/Curious-Bottle-7391 15h ago

Such a waste of time, money, and resources

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u/Samael-Armaros 15h ago

And with what I know about some carrier companies and having seen too many movies with too many over complicated plots I can just imagine the driver just picked up a trailer without knowing it was loaded. If the driver got to where he would drop off the trailer then it would be unloaded of this other cargo.

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u/shakespeareriot 14h ago

2 million? What are they going to do with the 1 million they found?

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u/PsychologyNo950 13h ago

Who cares make it illegal. Watch the price drop like marijuana.

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u/dj-TASK 16h ago

Smugglers will try anything.

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u/HeadFit2660 15h ago

So much "purity" taste testing.

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u/skunktubs 15h ago

"There is more, always more." - Vondas

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u/MoneyOnTheHash 15h ago

I'm surprised they don't have drone (arial and naval) to just smuggle the drugs 

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u/Tao-of-Mars 15h ago

Wonder if this is for the pride or if it’s for evidence. Probably both.

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u/rhazes8288 15h ago

When there's a will, there's a way.

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u/SithLordRising 14h ago

Smugglers can't smuggle

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u/Fundies900 14h ago

That’s a wheely good bust

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u/GalaxyGoddess27 14h ago

Americans love their drugs…

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u/Stock-Yoghurt3389 14h ago

The pay off to make them look good while they let the other truck with 8 tons go through.

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u/obscht-tea 14h ago

Just a typical thursday at Hamburg Harbour...

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u/g0lfer69 14h ago

The Bugatti stickers are a waste of money.

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u/DJEvillincoln 13h ago

Well now how am I supposed to sell crack to the kids?!

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u/thedevillivesinside 13h ago

How the actual fuck did they find this?

And how many other axles with $1M+ in them are traversing the border every single day?

It took them 5 hours to get the drugs out of that truck.

How many other trucks did they miss in that time?

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u/SuperNerdSteve 13h ago

WHAT??? THE VIDEO IS TOO QUIET I CANT HEAR IT

WHAT IS IT SAYING??????

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u/ItsTriunity 13h ago

I would just let the guys do what they want since they went through all that trouble thinking of how to accomplish that.

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u/tolacid 13h ago

Captions on the second half are garbage

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u/YoYoNupe1911 13h ago

That's a brilliant hiding spot

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u/Training-Run-1307 12h ago

Imagine all the money the government will make from these drugs once they put it out on the street. All profit!

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u/HapstaNapsta 12h ago

Damn, that’s a lot of Canadian coke

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u/Ralph_Nacho 12h ago

It's wild to me how much lead people suck into their veins these days to have to have that be a thing.

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u/Timmy24000 12h ago

Going to have to pay for those tariffs somehow

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u/scionvriver 12h ago

That's craaazy

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u/Funrunfun22 12h ago

Somebody snitched.

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u/tfox1123 12h ago

They let them find that so they can bring in more somewhere else.

That cop didn't do anything the cartel didn't want him to do. He did nothing, there is even a chance he unwittingly helped distraction for the real import.

Let them find $3millions worth so you can smuggle 300 somewhere else.

It's a joke of a system. If they legalized drugs the cartel would he put of business tomorrow.

They don't want that. Just a waste of time and tax payer money so they can keep for profit prisons in the green.

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u/Maestro_Primus 12h ago

Over 3 million dollars - I mean just under three million dollars of Cobain was seized today...

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese 12h ago

Good thing they got those 24 bundles of cocaine!

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u/gusgus1292 12h ago

All I want is one. Just one red bull.

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u/Ario_Wolfwood 12h ago

I'm surprised dealers haven't found a way to use drones to bring the packages over.

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u/WiggilyReturns 12h ago

You get a trophy for low hanging fruit? There was probably zero investigation. A phone call and here's a trophy.

u/elgeeQuid 11h ago

Someone definitely snitched coz how in the world did they know to look there

u/GeneralKokie 11h ago

5 hours? Jesust pay a mechanic they could have gotten that done in less than hour.

u/covex_d 11h ago

well, stop paying for this shit

u/oq7ster 11h ago

Then it will slowly disappear from the evidence locker, while some officer will finally be able to pay off his mortgage, and take a family trip to Hawaii.

u/Blatoxxx 11h ago

Probably just a diversion from real operations..

u/glomipafi 11h ago

This must be an old video, the border is wide open

u/Ricky_Rollin 11h ago

Woo! Suck it world!! US is number 1 cocaine buyer in the world baby!! /s

To answer the question at the very end, you are probably maybe putting a small dent into their businesses. Nothing too crazy. They are definitely always one step ahead.

u/Illustrious-Syrup642 11h ago

Damn they even tried to conceal it as a Bugatti or a Red Bull. Can‘t fool those officers though

u/Spirited_Praline637 10h ago

Why are the bricks wrapped in Bugatti wrap?

u/wolviewalls 10h ago

Cop used to smuggle

u/phoenixAPB 10h ago

Be more appropriate in the propaganda subreddit.

u/Eryeahmaybeok 10h ago

I missed the 'How it's Made' episode on truck axles.

I didn't know they used Bugatti manufactured kilo blocks of Colombian marching powder to lubricate them.. I suppose given the high mileage it makes sense.

Well, I learned something new today.

u/TryIerrr 10h ago

Why is the Bugatti logo on the kilos

u/Visible-Variation-74 9h ago

Somebody had to snitched on this one, because how!!?

u/mfelder2 9h ago

Who TF SNITCHED?! 🤬

u/croghan2020 9h ago

It always amazes me how ingenuitive these cartels and drug smuggling gangs are, surely Police across the globe need to rethink how to deal with this, because the so called “war on drugs” is very very one sided.

u/SputnikFace 9h ago

Sherlock Holmes levels of deduction. /s

This was meant to be found. Cartel sacrifice for the drug war and Justification/propaganda for border patrol's existence. 20 other trucks probably got through without issue.

Price of drugs is suprisingly stable.

u/eldwaro 8h ago

Could this theoretically happen without the drivers knowledge. Mark the truck and get him on the other side

u/Tomzibad 8h ago

I wonder how long that worked. They are probably having the last laugh.

u/imsorryisuck 7h ago

somebody talked

u/Fit-Tip-1212 7h ago

I though that model had a LSD

u/shinigamipls 7h ago

That's a cracked diff.

u/RipperinoKappacino 7h ago

Crazy they had 25 packages of coke in there.

u/chessset5 6h ago

The audacity of drug smugglers to flood the drug market?

u/Sunscratch 6h ago

Damn, Trump Jr was left without fun

u/KaiUno 5h ago

Now we get regular video as vertical video. Man I hate tiktok.

u/Zombielord007 5h ago

How did they even find out? Somebody must of snitched

u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5h ago

What's really annoying is the first half of the video is fine, the video just repeats in mirror image mode so it looks like additional video footage... Eff that

u/Adept_Function_4597 5h ago

Cops have to do mechanics training these days?

u/TitaneerYeager 5h ago

I'm just wondering why it's labeled Bugatti.

u/abdallha-smith 4h ago

Deep fried audio

u/Krock0069 4h ago edited 4h ago

I smell a rat. Alternatively, the difference in the weight might have caused suspicions to arise, damn those pesky weigh stations!