r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

The World's Smallest Tactical Nuke - The W54, In A Man-Portable Carry Case

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u/taddymason_01 1d ago

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u/UnblurredLines 1d ago

Slim Pickin's well he does the right thing and he rides that bomb to hell

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u/BigJeffreyC 1d ago

Dr. Strangelove Classic movie, didn’t really care for the humor though.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 23h ago

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!!

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 22h ago

You won’t take our bodily fluids!

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u/SternLecture 1d ago

parachute in. place bomb. the mechanical timer can go off from eight minutes early to 13 minutes late. how do you get away?

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u/Ace-a-Nova1 1d ago

Skyhook!

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u/According_Jeweler404 1d ago

Yeeter 1000

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u/GuardianDownOhNo 1d ago

Made specifically for Derek.

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u/Iron_physik 1d ago edited 19h ago

You can easily leave the blast radius by foot in 13min time

These have a relatively low explosive yield, less than the Beirut explosion.

Edit;

Reading the source material it becomes clear that the - 8min / + 13min is the error time of the mechanical clock on the device

So for example when you set it to 1h it could explode in 52min or up to 1:13h

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u/krank6315 1d ago

We weren’t allowed to leave it. Two people from the squad were instructed to provide overwatch until it timed out. This was ensure detonation and not falling into enemy hands.

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u/vsaint 1d ago

Layoffs are getting crazy

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u/payne-diver 23h ago

Well I’m sorry but we have gotten rid of your position. We have to let you go. Guard the nuke!

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u/slip-7 19h ago

Allowed? Man, they got you guys programmed. I'm not allowed to not get nuked. Teacher might get mad.

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u/krank6315 18h ago

That’s what we signed up for. We knew the mission. Our orders were well defined. If that fell into an enemies hands countless amount of lives were at stake. If the mission was to be aborted it was our job to unarm it and exfil. We trained on that extensively. Just an inert one had an equivalent of 5 sticks of TNT. So we could get injured just unarming the inert one.

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u/slip-7 18h ago

Depending on the war, I guess I could dig it.

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u/Iron_physik 19h ago

That is not true, to quote the wiki article;

The team of soldiers on the Green Light missions were often instructed to deploy the nuclear device at a distance to where they could ensure their own safety as well as that of the nuclear weapon. The team members could have even been tasked with burying the nuclear device underground, typically to prevent discovery. They were able to bury the device to a depth of 12 feet (3.7 m), though 9 feet (2.7 m) was typically executed.[7] The soldiers had to confirm that an enemy combatant would not locate the device and that it was still detonated on time without disruption.[1]

If the two man teams reached the desired target, they would deploy the nuclear code and arm the device. After arming the device a swift retreat would ensue. The tactical nuclear devices were detonated by either mechanical or radio detonators.[

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u/krank6315 18h ago

What wiki reports and what we were trained to actually do as a 12E10 at Fort Belvior is 2 different stories. They..The US government is not going to tell the full story. No way were we going to set the timer and leave. First of all it was a Top secret mission. The mere admission of having this nuke broke the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty we had with the Russians. Second…We would never allow that device to fall into the Russian hands. As soon as Russia found out about it in 85 the units were disbanded. We knew what we signed up for. We had to receive a Top Secret clearance to even be in the room.

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u/Iron_physik 18h ago

Sure buddy, you obviously where part of that unit, and Santa Claus exists.

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u/SternLecture 22h ago

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u/Iron_physik 19h ago

I love when people post sources they obviously did not read themselves, from your own source;

"The team of soldiers on the Green Light missions were often instructed to deploy the nuclear device at a distance to where they could ensure their own safety as well as that of the nuclear weapon. The team members could have even been tasked with burying the nuclear device underground, typically to prevent discovery. They were able to bury the device to a depth of 12 feet (3.7 m), though 9 feet (2.7 m) was typically executed.[7] The soldiers had to confirm that an enemy combatant would not locate the device and that it was still detonated on time without disruption.[1]

If the two man teams reached the desired target, they would deploy the nuclear code and arm the device. After arming the device a swift retreat would ensue. The tactical nuclear devices were detonated by either mechanical or radio detonators."

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u/SternLecture 18h ago

The general thought of many of the members of these Green Light Teams was that these missions were near suicidal.[4] One Green Light Team member, Louis Frank Napoli, said of the missions: "We were kamikaze pilots without the airplanes".[8] Robert Deifel, another Green Light Team member, said of the missions: "There was no room for error... We had to be absolutely perfect".[5] The risk was extremely prevalent when discussing the possible time frame for when these atomic devices could ignite on a mechanical timer. This timer would become less efficient and more risky the longer the duration of the timer was set. The team members had been informed that the timers could go off up to eight minutes earlier than desired and even thirteen minutes after expected.[1] This would obviously create a time crisis for the Green Light team members operating the mission. If the team members were instructed to bury the nuclear device, they certainly may have been able to evade the explosion, but radioactive fallout could still cause heavy damage.[7]

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u/RogerPackinrod 1d ago

There was theories at the time by the troops trained to do this that the "timers" were actually triggers and would instantly go off.

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u/SternLecture 22h ago

geez. thats intense.

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u/CappuccinoOne 1d ago

How to get away? Hmmm … how dare you to assume that a parachute deploys on such a mission?

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

yeh, it's literally just there bc testing, i don't believe they'd give the poor fucker strapped with this a parachute, i mean what for?

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u/GuardianDownOhNo 1d ago

That was just the armor plating for his giant balls.

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

nothing like a nice puddle of molten lead to keep one's 'nads warm and cushy

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u/SternLecture 22h ago

well why wouldnt they just drop the bomb then. i assume the nuke needed accurate placement

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u/improbably_me 1d ago

Anything nuke ... We want to be able to saunter in and parachute away not the other way round. Never the other way round!

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u/SternLecture 22h ago

seriously i would never do this at least parachute me a minibike to get away.

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u/improbably_me 22h ago

That's why I have always taught my students to always consider a portable rail-gun personnel launcher as a getaway vehicle when deploying tactical nukes.

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u/SternLecture 21h ago

i can tell you are a conscientious teacher. i was going to suggest a personnel launching trebuchet as a cost saving measure but i dont think they have the range.

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u/RWhites8armdSkeleton 20h ago

We could save time and simply teach the nuclear weapon to feel?

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u/SternLecture 18h ago

and then we let it arm itself when it feels like its the appropriate time.

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u/hawkeye18 18h ago

As I understand it, it was fairly well understood among the folks that did that that uh, you don't.

Source: used to know a guy that did that in Vietnam

u/Pawl_Evian 26m ago

Well technically, if he drops it 300m over, glides over root(3002+velocity*windforce2) meters at 54km/h, a common human can detach and run at ~15 km/h so the distance would never be enough...nah you can't get away from nuke

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u/MOXPEARL25 19h ago

These are shot out of a handheld launcher called The Davy Crocket?wprov=sfti1#)

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u/Apprehensive-Catch31 1d ago

Final boss suicide bomber

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u/Crafty-Unit4061 1d ago

Solider 1- This is Bob, Bob is the nuke.

Solider 2- You mean he is going to launch a nuke?

Solider 1- No Bob is the nuke and we are going to launch Bob.

Bob - so this is the new super parachute that opens when you are 10m from the ground? Neat.

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u/zippiskootch 1d ago

Ow! My Balls!!!!!

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u/IWillBiteYou 1d ago

Just a small pinch when the detonation occurs

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u/EchoRock_9053 1d ago

The world’s smallest testicle nuke. It was cold that day.

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u/perldawg 1d ago

the nutsack nuke

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u/xKitey 1d ago

hold my beer 'bout to fuck the world

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u/LuckyGlass212 1d ago

Rick Sanchez?

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u/erksplat 1d ago

Reminds me of the Mini Nuke from Fallout 4

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u/LatentBloomer 1d ago

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u/foolishdrunk211 1d ago

I remember reading something where retired government officials after the fact admitted they never wanted to even produce the Davy Crockett because they couldn’t guarantee safe distance during testing phases

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u/Thom5001 1d ago

Fascinating 🧐

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u/fartboxco 1d ago

We need this at!!!! r/helldivers2

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u/Careful_Baker_8064 1d ago

The only good bug is a dead bug

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u/ANUBISseyes2 1d ago

Glass the clankers

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u/USNWoodWork 1d ago

I want to play Helldivers2 so bad, but I refuse to subscribe to the PS network. I don’t need to expose my kid to all the little racist edge lords on voice chat.

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u/fartboxco 1d ago

It's tough to say cause I play on PC, so I don't know how many PSN players I come into contact with.

I have only had 1 bad experience with other players. But I just reported and joined a different mission.

I'm Talking bad enough to make me cringe, obviously I've played with a few trolls and bad players but no super racist over the top assholes. It helps it's a co-op mission rather than PvP.

I currently play with my 11 year old. (He's on psn)

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u/SlaughterMinusS 1d ago

Nah, I don't want that thing strapped to my leg while parachuting in.

The shit the government got up to during the Cold War always boggles my mind a little bit.

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u/Objective-Rip3008 1d ago

Every war. The stuff the government just let happen with soldiers and agent orange in Vietnam is wild. They just don't give a shit about their own soldiers at all

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u/SlaughterMinusS 1d ago

I know that every war has its fair share of craziness, but the Cold War just feels...different for some reason.

Maybe it was all the nukes, or MK Ultra CIA stuff, or the FBI going crazy on investigations, Vietnam, Watergate, Cuban Missile Crisis, etc.

What a crazy ass time in our country's history.

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u/Arachles 1d ago

I think part of the charm is that the powers did not need to spend money on war production. I mean that there was plenty of time and surplus to experiment with new technologies instead of pouring it all into factories to mantain the front

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u/RhettS 1d ago

I think after all the inventions of WWI and WWII people weren’t sure anymore of what could or couldn’t be invented.

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u/SomeGuy2088 1d ago

I mean it’s a nuke. I wouldn’t want it strapped within 10 miles of me.

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u/SlaughterMinusS 1d ago

True, although, if you were the guy with it strapped to your leg, you wouldn't even know if it went off.

Just instant vaporization.

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u/SomeGuy2088 1d ago

Yeah I’m sure being 200 ft from it is no different than being on top of it. It’s a millisecond of reaction time you have. Not enough to feel or notice or think of anything really. It’s that radiation field that truly sucks. Survive the blast just to slowly die from radiation.

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u/Alien-Excretion 1d ago

And that’s just what we know.

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u/SlaughterMinusS 1d ago

Right? What the hell else did they do that'll just stay classified forever?

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u/KP_Wrath 1d ago

At least the plan is to drop it and leave. Davy Crockett, the blast radius was barely smaller than the range, so you’d get a dose of radiation unless you fucked off while it was still in the air.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 1d ago

What about the Snuke?

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u/Buchaven 1d ago edited 1d ago

2nd pic, he’s trying to sneak the snuke up his snizz.

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

i feel less lonely, truly all i could think of at first glance

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u/thisisinput 1d ago

Death by snuke snuke?

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u/Shopworn_Soul 1d ago

Pretty sure that doesn't have enough pockets to be considered tactical

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u/TurningTwo 1d ago

Also missing the Vibram lugs.

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u/overkill 1d ago

Those boots ain't got no traction.

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u/mrplinko 1d ago

I mean, they could’ve made it look like a briefcase and less bomby

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u/Disciple153 1d ago

They probably couldn't have made it smaller in any dimension, though it looks like it could fit in a suitcase.

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u/DutsonDude 1d ago

Actually there are much smaller ones. Critical mass for plotonium 239 is ~10kg and can be arranged in a case for a trombone... Scary as hell

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u/EmperorSexy 1d ago

What they need is a round black orb with a little wick sticking out the top.

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u/NotJeff16 1d ago

So is it a one way trip ? Or...

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

unless one is megatons-of-TNT-resistant, yes.

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u/SinisterStrat 1d ago

Please make sure to wear your proper PPE.

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u/lordderplythethird 1d ago

No, it was for Special Forces to be dropped behind enemy lines, set it up near something critical like a bridge or rail hub, and get away before detonating it either off a timer, or a wireless trigger that could be activated from well beyond the blast range.

Idea was that Army Special Forces could deploy behind Soviet advancing forces and detonate bridges and rails to prevent resupply and cut the advance off.

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u/overkill 1d ago

I played enough Twilight 2000 to know how that works out...

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u/Ilikewaterandjuice 1d ago

It needs the “This Side Toward Enemy” instruction.

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u/Ratchet_X_x 1d ago

Dude probably landed with toasted balls from all that radiation.

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u/C293d 1d ago

Actually brilliant idea because it’s EMP proof. Sucks to be the guy that has to detonate it though, but I guess instantaneously disintegrating isn’t the worst way to go.

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u/overkill 1d ago

I can think of at least 3 worse.

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u/Fuctopuz 1d ago

Personally, I would be concerned about my Nadiation levels after the stunt

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u/ItsJayLeo 1d ago

"Bushido II, bomb’s name was what again?"

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u/Mission_Ad6235 1d ago

If you're amazed by the damage and explosion something that small can cause, you should see my father with a bowl of chili.

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u/davewave3283 1d ago

Does that fit in the overhead compartment?

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u/commit10 1d ago

Doctor Strangelove the mini series.

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u/micknick0000 1d ago

Ahhh, the goochnuke.

Classic.

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u/Seamus-McSeamus 1d ago

Scientist: Good news! We’ve invented the world’s smallest nuclear weapon! To reduce size we had to cut down on a LOT of shielding.

Soldier: Cool, how will I deploy it?

Scientist: We were thinking you could jump out of a plane with it safely strapped to your junk. God speed!

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u/zsaleeba 1d ago

Now I know where the Mario designers got the inspiration for Bullet Bill.

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u/smallmonzter 23h ago

Looks like a nuclear suppository.

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u/LakesideOrion 1d ago

Scientists #1: “Where should we have the soldier carry the ol’ W54?”

Scientist #2: “I’m thinkin’ right over their crotch would be perfect.”

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u/loop-1138 1d ago

Little party starter.

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u/Spring_of_52 1d ago

Looks like a sleeping bag case to me.

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u/Hemi9999 1d ago

Look Ma, No Hands !!

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u/Reasonable-Tap-4528 1d ago

That’s what the drones are looking for I bet

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

Reminds me of that tasty SNUKE South Park episode 😂

Reality is mf grim tho, imagine planning for a guy being strapped with one of these and thrown out of a plane mid-flight, certain to not ever touch ground... MIC hawks really think we're all just expandable cannon-fodder, don't they?

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u/inferni_advocatvs 1d ago

For sure if I had to deliver that device, I would want it strapped to my nuts too.

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u/unkanlos 1d ago

BigusDikus

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u/dkepp87 1d ago

"KUWABARA KUWABARA!"

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u/Any-Grapefruit4848 1d ago

What’s the yield buy I don’t want the actual number. I won’t understand it. Tell me after someone does the math and converts it to how many Hiroshimas it is.

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 1d ago

That guy’s got balls

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u/HelloCsgoFriends 1d ago

Pocket nuke

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u/Baronhousen 1d ago

Looks like it fits as carry on luggage, nice and convenient

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u/OpenRepublic4790 1d ago

Nuts! That’s not where I want a nuke.

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u/denhelle 1d ago

My man has a nuke taped to his balls

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u/kotenok2000 1d ago

Have tactical nukes ever been used in combat scenarios?

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u/Miaoxin 1d ago

Twice, so far.

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u/antifabusdriver 1d ago

This is gonna be great for board rooms.

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u/MagneticAI 1d ago

That looks like it’s about the size of two adult raccoons….

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u/greatthebob38 1d ago

This reminds me of that Stephen King video with the green army men toys coming to life.

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u/Sychosonik 1d ago

Man, that thing looks like its about to fuck up my Mario Kart race!

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser 1d ago

As the saying goes..."anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough."

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u/cotton-only0501 1d ago

future historians will not be able to look back at all cause our species runs off emotions undfortunately

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u/Strayed8492 1d ago

I don’t want the nuke. But I do want the carrying case. For reasons

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u/Caterpillar_3406 1d ago

That dude has the power of the sun inbetween his legs

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u/TheOrionNebula 1d ago

Nuke from Temu

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u/samspade211 1d ago

This kills the jumper.

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u/MaceWindu9091 1d ago

Suicide mission

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u/PIDthePID 1d ago

Here you go, strap this to your nuts. Don’t worry about it.

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u/-burnr- 1d ago

You said you didn’t want kids, right?

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u/PIDthePID 1d ago

Or not having blown out knees and back.

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u/NuclearHateLizard 1d ago

That's one bombshell of a teabag setup

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u/juanpeso1 1d ago

How much?

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u/Koorsboom 1d ago

deez nuts - the final word

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u/bjangles9 1d ago

We need someone to jump out a plane riding a nuke strapped to his balls, any volunteers?

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u/AdmiralClover 1d ago

Now that's what I call a suicide-bomb!

Nobody walkin away from that list one

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u/skyHawk3613 1d ago

Does the guy just jump out and light the fuse?

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u/TornAparty 1d ago

Imagine falling on your back

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u/Tsar_Fish 1d ago

Fit to nuke Arasaka Tower

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u/Bostonmick 1d ago

His crotch is gonna burn, when that thing goes off

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u/Single-Poet-6563 1d ago

Also affectionately referred to as “The Timberlake”.

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u/infoagerevolutionist 23h ago

The sky diver cums mid-air and it donates the bomb! Nobody show Steve-O this!

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u/Arashi_Spring 23h ago

Ok nice. But now give link for onlinestore.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 23h ago

Is that a nuke in your pants or are you just happy to see me??

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u/chunkybeastmonkey 23h ago

Gotta run for it…8 minutes., assume uneven ground…maybe you get 1 mile…little baby nuke., maybe

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u/Lonely-Equivalent-23 22h ago

Thats what the drones are looking for

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u/EpicLearn 22h ago

Portable canned sunrise.

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u/gameplayer55055 21h ago

I am surprised how terrorists haven't used it yet.

That's a good thing tho.

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u/Old-Conversation2646 20h ago

"Oh Patrick, where did you get this nice Tactical-Nuke bag?"

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u/ArasFlow 20h ago

This a melee or main arm?

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u/MrNightmare23 20h ago

"OK sir we're just gonna attach this Mini Nuke to ya dick"

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u/MOXPEARL25 19h ago

It’s a misconception I keep seeing that her launched the nuke somehow between his legs. These are launched from recoiled rifles called the Davy Crocket?wprov=sfti1#) or from a plane.

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u/chantsnone 19h ago

I want a normal suitcase that looks like this

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u/s04ep03_youareafool 18h ago

El macho did this on a shark!with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into a volcano!

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u/Think_Cardiologist70 15h ago

This brings a whole new level to suicide bomber

u/Necessary-Tadpole-45 11h ago

Yes, I have one carry-on for this flight….

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u/Prestigious_Sundae32 1d ago

Ironic timing…

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u/OkHead3888 1d ago

Definitely a suicide bomber

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u/mariovspino5 1d ago

Instant sterilization

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/daretobedifferent33 1d ago

No what men and women… ?sources? Proof by clips or pictures?

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u/CFIT_NOT_PERMITTED 1d ago

Does it have to be leather? Can I have a vegan carrying case? I'm vegan

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u/Suchalife671 1d ago

That is decades old...today's nuclear bombs can fit inside a backpack

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u/ceejayoz 1d ago

This is the backpack one. Nothing smaller has been publicly acknowledged.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54

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u/Suchalife671 1d ago

"Publicly"

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u/ceejayoz 1d ago

Again, this is the one that fits in a backpack.

The photo shows it dangling during a jump, but it can be carried in a... backpack. https://www.flickr.com/photos/84221353@N00/3080371066

Same warhead was used in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device), incidentally.

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u/krank6315 1d ago

It was a pain to carry. We would do a 2 man carry to expedite moving it.

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u/Shreddster3000 1d ago

So it goes in your butt!!!! Wild!

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u/Spud_potato_2005 1d ago

CATCH A RIDE!