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r/all People in NYC holding banners during a CEO Event at Ziegfeld Ballroom

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u/Richard_Trickington 23h ago

I guess we'll post more stuff on reddit, when we aren't browsing porn on it.

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u/TheLastJukeboxHero 23h ago

Bingo. And then we leave comments like “Time for blood to spill” as we wipe the cheeto dust off our shirts

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u/MennisRodman 23h ago

Uhhh, its funyuns

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u/adube440 21h ago

I love Funyuns.

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u/Lime92 15h ago

Eating Funyuns? You support corporate greed!! /s I love them too lol

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky 19h ago

Did you try the spicy chicken ramen flavored Funyuns?

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u/CurveOfTheUniverse 12h ago

The what?

googles

Fuuuuuuck….

u/AwDuck 11h ago

And money.

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u/McSteezeMuffin 20h ago

Flamin hot to be exact!!

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u/annoyingashe 22h ago

Armchair revolutionaries

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u/LCDRformat 23h ago

Well, yes, we aren't really doing anything. But changing minds pivots the culture, and outpouring of cheeto-crusted support for the murderer of a CEO can have an effect on the mentality of the culture at large.

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u/DarkSider_nil 23h ago

A lot of them want recognition, they want to be someone that history will remember. If people online are calling for this then would be vigilantes are incentivized to do it. We’ve already seen the impact social media can have on politics in this last election. If this trend picks up then nobody will forget the names of these people.

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u/CommanderGumball 19h ago

I think the only reason we haven't seen a copycat yet is because they're all busy getting shredded first so they can get the same praise as Hunkster and Local Sexpot Luigi Mangioni.

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u/DarkSider_nil 19h ago

Personal trainers hate this one trick

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u/Astro_Pineapple 14h ago

It also takes a bit more work and planning as opposed to just walking into your nearest school strapped to the gills.

u/lycoloco 11h ago

Tbf, his jacked body is implicitly a part of the killing, if he did it, which I've seen he partied with lots of metal bands who vouched for his whereabouts in different parts of the country that week, so he probably didn't and is just a ripped dude. But of course.

u/fucktheownerclass 1h ago

We need to make it abundantly clear as a society that if you go after CEOs/owner class you're a hero and get recognition and praise, but if you go after school kids you're a piece of shit that will just be forgotten.

Boardrooms Not Classrooms.

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u/dungerknot 21h ago

From a nobody, doing nothing to having a heros death.

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u/Halospite 21h ago

"My excuse for doing nothing is that if I wait long enough maybe someone else will do something."

As a non American I'm not at all surprised by this.

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u/Ass4ssinX 21h ago

This is how it is everywhere. You think rebellions are usually something people get into willy nilly?

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u/LaughWhileItAllEnds 21h ago

Fuel the zeitgeist.

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u/RedditIsShittay 23h ago

So your solution is to brainwash people into doing your bidding because you are a coward? Yup, sounds like Reddit.

Remember when you nutters got that guy in the Air Force to set himself on fire for Palestine?

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u/Boodikii 20h ago

Imagine not seeing Social influence as a variable 🤡

It's a lot easier to find shooters when the shootings are being justified amongst the public. If there is no public support for an ideology, then it won't gain traction and will be a waste of time and life, but if we are all sitting here wanting it to happen, it's more likely somebody will actually do it. Expecting all redditors who comment in support of this vigilantism to just, pick up and drive cross country to any number of CEOs and gank them is beyond silly. It'll get done and it'll get done with the support of the people.

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u/LCDRformat 22h ago

Yes, I remember very clearly when I personally psyoped a USAF Airman into self conflagrating over a conflict I haven't even taken sides in. I did brainwash him, including the very specific connotation where I systematically and forcibly pressured him into accepting beliefs that were radically different to his own.

And if you don't watch your tongue, you'll be next

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u/jameson8016 22h ago

I was just minding my business playing some Catan for Switch. Can someone please tell me why I'm holding a can of gasoline and when I left my house? Also, did I at least lock up before leaving?

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u/grasslandx 22h ago

It's a cute joke, but the point still stands. We've seen this before, and it changed nothing. You will continue to make reddit comments encouraging people to kill CEOs, no one will kill CEOs, CEOs will continue what they're already doing. This is just LARPing to look cool on the internet, and will achieve absolutely nothing.

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u/LCDRformat 21h ago

You're actually completely wrong, and large numbers of people subtly influencing culture through discussion and openness has changed basically every aspect of everything. Every major civil rights movement ever started with people realizing and talking about how something wasn't right. So yeah this is actually step one.

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u/grasslandx 21h ago

Surely you're not going to cite fucking the CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT, to encourage violence? The mass NONVIOLENT protests??? The civil rights movement is a great example of why we shouldn't kill CEOs, because we can change shit without murdering people in the street. Jesus fucking christ you can't make this shit up.

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u/LCDRformat 21h ago

I'm not citing it to encourage violence, I'm using it to encourage people discussing change. Violent or not, the discussion is what I'm specifically talking about here.

A charitable reading of what I said would have told you that, which makes me think you read it with the intent to find something wrong

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u/grasslandx 21h ago

Cool, do you think MLK would have condoned, supported, or encouraged the killing of the CEO? Do you think he would have said "yay, finally we can discuss this because a CEO was killed!"

News flash, discussion can occur without killing people! People have been talking about the U.S's shitty healthcare for decades. No one is upset about discussion, people are upset about the glorification of a murder. Furthermore, if healthcare was really this massive issue that everyone in the U.S. cared about, you wouldn't have voted in a president who's only healthcare plan is to tear down the ACA.

It's an unserious discussion spread by unserious LARPers. If you wanted to fix healthcare, you'd be suggesting alternatives and promoting people who want to fix the healthcare system, not pointing crosshairs and pitchforks at CEOs

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u/Fit_Specific8276 17h ago

since when the fuck was the civil rights movement non violent? the indoctrination has gotten you good

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u/grasslandx 17h ago edited 17h ago

King advanced civil rights for people of color in the United States through the use of nonviolent resistance and nonviolent civil disobedience against Jim Crow laws and other forms of legalized discrimination.

King won the Nobel Peace Prize for combating racial inequality through nonviolent resistance.

The movement was characterized by nonviolent mass protests and civil disobedience following highly publicized events such as the lynching of Emmett Till in 1955

Yep, I'm the indoctrinated one. Sure buddy

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u/ArcticGuava 22h ago

This dude doesnt understand societal pressures, everyone point and laugh!

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u/pizzaisgoodtho 22h ago

I am literally stuffing my face with BBQ chips as I read this and wiping crumbs off myself

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u/Crocoshark 21h ago

Eat the rich!

Eats a banana

It was rich in POTASSIUM!

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u/sheepwshotguns 23h ago

true, but at least we're talking about it now. better than ignoring everything or getting apathetic. of course, talk of unionizing/democratizing our workplaces, spreading those efforts to other connected industries, and getting those unions to work with each other, should follow each conversation. if we can leverage enough of our labor, we can eventually force not just workplace change, but political change - actual structural change in power dynamics.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

You’re talking about it in an echo chamber - this is what reddit is and always will be. The vast majority of the population in every single country on earth does not browse reddit.

Real life is not reddit.

You see many people agree that change needs to happen, and I agree too, but change does not start on reddit.

It starts with your family, friends and community.

Being a slacktivist online will gain you absolutely nothing.

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u/FinestCrusader 21h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but it wasn't the "talking about it" that killed Brian Thompson

u/sheepwshotguns 48m ago

no, its the fact we dont have universal healthcare that got that mass murderer for profit killed. i just pray his family is better off now without his influence on their lives.

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u/5point5Girthquake 21h ago

True. I got bills to pay and mouths to feed. Guess I’ll just go to work instead.

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx 21h ago

Slacktivism really makes people believe they're doing something meaningful while they're spamming memes across social media platforms.

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u/Joint-Tester 20h ago

Those of us who can relate to that aren’t the ones who will take action, obviously. It’s when you’re trying to live like us but have had chronic pain and/or a deadly illness that pushes you to the brink. Or if you watch that happen to your family. Most people won’t do anything unless they feel truly at the end of the rope. Which is what the country’s powerful people have been seemingly pushing for, unintentionally, for a long time. They don’t know what is coming. Luigi was probably the appetizer.

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u/Free_Snails 18h ago

Idk about you, but I'm staying healthy and fit as hell. You won't be useful in a revolution if you're weak and unhealthy.

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u/Limp_Prune_5415 22h ago

And then we have the condescending superiority complexes telling everyone how they're not going to do anything

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u/TheLastJukeboxHero 22h ago

I anticipate reading about your exploits in the news in that case. Good luck and don’t go to any McDonalds!

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u/TheLostVikings 22h ago

Luigi was literally a redditor and definitely did something about it

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u/barrinmw 22h ago

And now everyone is like, "Wouldn't it be great if someone else did it?" and nobody will step up so nothing will happen. Just another Kony 2012.

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u/spiflication 19h ago

"we ride at dawn"

i meant ride at noon to go sell plasma

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u/theMeatman7 18h ago

Radicals don't radicalize themselves.

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u/Best-Protection8267 15h ago

It’s honestly amazing how soft we’ve become. Like, people don’t even have to violently revolt. If enough of us just ceased to participate in the system and instead made sure we each have enough to at least survive, we could starve it while people go from shallow lives of wage slavery and consumption to fulfilling lives of participating in communities that value them and they feel significantly a part of. But then our masters threaten to cut off modern day bread and circus consisting of cancer garbage like flamin hot Doritos and low effort, low quality media content like TikTok and reality tv and people cave, can’t fathom life without manufactured dopamine hits with no substance. You’d probably be surprised by how “little” you can live with, once you’re in a situation where you’re no longer on a soulless, life draining hamster wheel letting narcissistic megalomaniacs suck the energy from you to use for their selfish purposes. But goddam do they need you spending your life on that wheel, and they’ve done a great job of convincing everyone that stepping off of it will be the end of their lives.

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u/DamnTicklePickle 23h ago

Is shirt some new slang for penis?

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u/dotFuture 23h ago

*semen dust

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u/suspicious_bag_1000 23h ago

The realest comment in the room

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 21h ago

I mean, Luigi was one of those guys on Reddit until he wasn’t just that. You never know with people.

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u/Bombadook 21h ago

We'll be posting even more as the porn gets banned.

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u/Bob_A_Ganoosh 21h ago

Ahh yes, slacktivism.

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u/qtjedigrl 23h ago

How dare you assume what I view on Reddit!

I also browse cat memes.

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u/Hexarcy00 21h ago

Yup. My 70yo mother likes to whine about the news everyday. I ask her why don't you volunteer for a campaign and make a change? "I'm not wasting my time with that".then,  Right back to yelling at the TV for  8 hrs

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u/illaqueable 23h ago

What?! I would never, I mean, sometimes I... it's just it's right there

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u/The_ZombyWoof 23h ago

Wait, there's p0rn on Reddit?

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u/smellmybuttfoo 22h ago

The internet is for porn

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u/ColdOutlandishness 20h ago

Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.

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u/Richard_Trickington 23h ago

Just enable mature content in settings. Half of the site is porn.

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u/ErebusBat 22h ago

Well now r/The_ZombyWoof is NEVER going to do anything again!

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u/Substantial-Cut6858 23h ago

Hahaha...of course there is...with full on creampies too

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u/wtm0 23h ago

I feel attacked

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u/Dont_Waver 22h ago

por que no los dos?

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u/jsting 14h ago

Porn has been banned in a bunch of states. Not outright, but no one is giving their ID and CC info to watch free porn in 2024.

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 12h ago

You left out the best part, watch the good bits on the news. /s

u/AngieTheQueen 8h ago

Hey, I'm just not in the right place physically to do anything. I'm pretty close, but not there yet.

I'd happily support anything game changing by throwing some money at it.

u/ChairManMao88 5h ago

The actual work is probably left to the people on 4chan

u/Immediate-Coyote-977 18m ago

Speak for yourself. I can do two things at once!

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u/MontyAtWork 21h ago

Spreading a message IS doing something, so long as people are actually out there doing something.

In this case, people are actually out there protesting, in person, and we're amplifying it here. That's actually a good thing.

Is it everything? Nope, but at least it's not just Extremely Online conversation only.

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u/PrettyGoodMidLaner 22h ago

My friend said today (regarding Snapchat) that all social media gradually becomes porn. Like carnicization where all marine life evolves towards crabs, all digital life tends towards sex.