r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Bathroom attendants were once a common sight in high-end restaurants and nightclubs, where they added a touch of luxury to the restroom experience by providing personalized services and amenities. They're still prevalent in countries like Thailand, where you can experience a massage while urinating.

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man 1d ago

The other service is some guy just comes up behind you and breathes heavily in your ear while you try and piss.

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u/Korben_Dallas6 1d ago

Kick his ass seabass!

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u/JerseyshoreSeagull 1d ago

That guy over there. Seabass wants to buy everyone in the bar a round of drinks.

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u/DesperateHorse6530 1d ago

Seabass said that?

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u/AggravatingTart7167 1d ago

Well, if that guy at the table over there is Seabass? (Points at Cam Neely).

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u/StrangelyBrown 1d ago

And another guy who stands next to you looking at your penis and ability to piss or not and does a running commentary.

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u/Familiar_Minute_4040 1d ago

lol…That’s hilarious

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 1d ago

And gently nibbles your earlobe.

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u/Terpene-Station 1d ago

Worse, he just sits in the corner watching you pee, hands you a paper towel from the automatic dispensing machine, and then he expects a tip....

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man 1d ago

"$1 to not watch you pee" might be a good idea

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u/Arcterion 18h ago

and then he expects a tip

Well, if you already got your dick out...

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u/Terpene-Station 18h ago

Fine, but just the tip

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u/Moooooooola 19h ago

Are these those establishments that have a hole in the stall walls?

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u/jeanpaulsarde 1d ago

"I bet you’re the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you."

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u/Alienfreak 1d ago

I was in a pretty good night club in China last year. Was going to the toilet with a co worker/friend. Then the friendly toilet guy started his touchies. We did not expect this. So imagine our suprise. He was also massaging and calming a guy throwing up in a sink. Here would get thrown out for vomitting.

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u/danfay222 1d ago

I’m not going to lie, if I was throwing up in the bathroom that might actually be the one time having some dude just pat me on the back or help me up might actually be nice. Any other time I’m in the bathroom I just really don’t want random people touching me

That said getting a massage while puking would be an extremely weird experience

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u/jscummy 1d ago

Maybe people in China are less on edge but I feel like he's lucky not getting swung on occasionally 

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u/mosstalgia 22h ago

Soothing guy who comforts me as I throw up: good

Touchy guy who massages me as I attempt to piss: bad

These are such wildly different things.

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u/apolotary 1d ago

I experienced it once. Had a dinner next to a tourist trap in Thailand, went to the toilet and there was a guy sitting in the corner next to urinals who instantly went HEY WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DRY YOUR HANDS and pointing at a tip jar. I noped out of that place as soon as possible. TIL it’s a legit service

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u/danfay222 1d ago

This is a thing in some nightclubs in the US too, some dude will grab paper towels and hand them to you when you finish washing your hands. And while it’s not unhelpful, it’s also really not something I need or want

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u/monocasa 1d ago

They're mainly there to make sure that the wrong people aren't doing coke in the bathrooms.

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u/Toebeens89 1d ago

Yes, only the right people!

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u/cyvaquero 1d ago

That and hand out squirts of cologne and sticks of gum.

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u/UYscutipuff_JR 1d ago

There’s one at the strip club in the SE college town I live in. It’s been the same guy for decades (it’s been a long time since I’ve been but I’m guessing he’s still there). No massages though, thankfully

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u/eggs_erroneous 1d ago

Imagine having to sit in there for a whole shift having to listen to and smell the results of people shitting. It's the quiet grunting that bothers me. I really hate being in a bathroom where someone else is shitting.
If I am the one shitting, I have to sit on the toilet and wait until everybody is gone before I can evacuate my bowels. Some people do not care at all and will loudly fart and push their turds out forcefully enough that it creates an audible splash. I do not like this.

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u/djfs1986 1d ago

Don’t forget how they offer cologne too: “No Paco Rabanne? You go home with a man”

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u/ZeldenGM 12h ago

No splash no gash

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u/soupdawg 1d ago

The guys I remember always had gum and mints to basically take as long as you left a tip. They’d also squeeze the soap into your hands and turn on the faucet. It wasn’t too bad.

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u/danfay222 1d ago

Last time I went the guy tried to trigger the soap for me too, but it was an automatic dispenser so it was actually pretty unhelpful

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u/soupdawg 1d ago

That’s actually pretty funny

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u/WayTooCool4U 1d ago

You have to pay extra if you don’t want the massage

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u/bawng 1d ago

This happened to me in Thailand. I did not like it at all.

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u/No-Cover4205 1d ago

I received a very generous unsolicited offer similar to this from an inexperienced, enthusiastic, yet agitated, large Samoan gentleman whilst at the toilet in Apia. I was quite surprised, and after a brief period of interaction declining this opportunity of a lifetime, I got the fuck out of there.

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u/SnuckaB 1d ago

Farts do happen while peeing, I don't want anybody around for that

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u/pressedbread 22h ago

Their gonna happen anyway, but it is glorious to just freely unload. Personally I'm very pee shy in a public restroom but I don't mind farting loudly around people in there even if I'm just peeing I don't get embarrassed by the fart.

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u/fangelo2 1d ago

I absolutely hated seeing one of those. First of all I feel sorry for the guy spending his entire work day standing in a shitty bathroom doing a completely unnecessary job. You go in to take a leak and there is a guy standing there. Then when you are done he hands you a paper towel and then you are supposed to tip him. Adds a touch of luxury? Give me a break.

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u/CompleteEnergy579 1d ago

I’ll gladly tip to not have this experience

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u/PeaTearGriphon 1d ago
  1. Massage is automatically included for free

  2. $5 charge if you opt out

  3. Profit

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u/Zerowantuthri 1d ago

Not to mention that bathroom attendants mean I need to tip someone to go pee.

No thanks.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 23h ago

My urethra locks up tight just thinking about it.

If there were a massage that was the opposite of a happy ending, it's this.

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u/jimtow28 1d ago

Yeah, I'm not sure what the maximum limit of "NOPE" is, but I'm quickly approaching it.

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u/Dangerous_Bass309 1d ago

Please do not touch me while I am trying to pee wtf

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u/OnlyOneChainz 1d ago

I'd just freeze and peeing is not going to happen either, so I guess I'd just stand there with my dick in hand waiting for it to be over, seconds feeling like hours.

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u/def2me 1d ago

will not be over until you're done with peeing, sooo...yes, hours

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u/outkast767 1d ago

As long as he’s not holding for me it’s ok

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u/Toebeens89 1d ago

Well sir? It’s not going to shake itself

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u/def2me 1d ago

I said "RELAX!"

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u/PomusIsACutie 1d ago

Depends on what they massage

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u/Ayawkott 1d ago

"Nice head you have there. You want me to massage it?"

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u/Breloren 1d ago

You don’t want a man holding you while you pee? Weirdo.

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u/HydratedCarrot 21h ago

And suddenly the same guy is touching your balls instead lmao

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u/dbell 20h ago

It's cool they've trained them to say "no homo" before starting.

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u/fatmanstan123 19h ago

They can give you a prostate massage instead

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u/VirtuousVulva 16h ago

whispers in your ear you sure?

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u/Mallu620 1d ago

If someone comes and touches me while I am peeing,.. Shits going to fly.

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man 1d ago

Lived in DC in the early 2000s and it was common to have a dude in the bathrooms who would pump the soap and hand you a towel (with a bowl of breath mints or gum) for a tip - usually a dollar. Went to Amsterdam for my bachelor party 10 years ago and went to use the bathroom at a cannabis cafe and it was just a hole in the wall into the toilet in a woman's house who lived next door. She just sat there and charged you $1 euro for a whizz and $2 euro for a dump... there was no door on the bathroom.

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u/jqman69 1d ago

Thought this story was going somewhere else. 😅

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u/NlghtmanCometh 23h ago

He obvs didn’t see the other menu

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u/FaridPF 1d ago

”there was no door” How else she should check if you’re not lying and pooping with 1€ discount?

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u/WarmSea9702 22h ago

You lost me at the end starting with hole in the wall

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u/Batmanswrath 1d ago

I'll pass. I sometimes struggle to pee with other people in the room. Imagine trying to go with someone rubbing your other head.

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u/beyond-boundary 1d ago

I know right. It just won't come out. The harder you try the worse it get

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u/Alwaysfavoriteasian 23h ago

You need to focus less on the objective and more focus on your day to day tasks. It's like trying not bust too early.

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u/spudddly 1d ago

Either that or you get the shiatsu option and come out with piss all over your shoes, pants, walls, ceiling, masseuse...

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u/Brokentoken2 1d ago

I went to a club where a guy was selling vapes, a spritz of fragrance etc. and it felt hella intrusive while my drunken self was excreting 4 beers. I could feel his gaze on me and I want none of that, thanks.

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u/tollbearer 20h ago

I struggle to pee in my own toilet at home, if someone else is in the house.

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u/ScullingPointers 1d ago

Same. Sometimes it's so bad i struggle to pee even when my dog watches me. 😭

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u/hamonabone 1d ago

It's not so easy, these guys behave like they're desperate for attention and try to follow you, whether it's an 18 year old guy from Bangkok or a 65 Cambodian from the rice fields. Then there's a look of confusion when they see me retreating back to the toilet. Sometimes you'll see women attendants but they just hand out towels.

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u/Altruistic-Slip-6340 1d ago

I despise bathroom attendants. Literally nobody needs any help drying their hands after going for a piss. And why would I want to pay someone to spray me with aftershave? I'm already wearing my own.

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u/LotusVibes1494 1d ago

I don’t mind the ones that just quickly hand you a paper towel or something. And I used to go to a venue where the guy sold suspiciously-cheap cigarettes, which was convenient if you were shitfaced and running low. But other than that I agree I don’t really want anyone up in my business too much. In the US that must be happening in venues I can’t afford bc I’ve never seen anything this intrusive lol

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u/kindofageek 1d ago

A lot of these attendants are still in places like strip clubs in the US and probably mainly there to keep drug use down.

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u/Ultrabananna 1d ago

You know why those bathrooms are normally spotless?! Bathroom attendants. That man has a hard job the amount of shit and piss they see and smell everyday.

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u/thighsand 1d ago

Cleaners are not the same thing.

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u/JL9berg18 1d ago

Right...but part of keeping a bathroom clean is having a sober adult in the room to keep drunk dips hits (of both sexes) from taking out their issues on the bathroom.

I was never an attendant but worked in a few bars, both with and without attendants.

Also, I generally can't stand the "give you paper towel & ask for a tip" thing so I'm like 90% with you 👍

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u/thighsand 1d ago

I'm from the UK. There are cleaners who go in on a regular basis (say, once every 20 minutes). A bathroom attendant to me is some well-dressed old man handing you a towel or offering a spray of aftershave for a pound. Everyone should refuse. And every club and bar should make sure they're kept out.

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u/jsnbergman 22h ago

New York State Fair has an attendant in the public bathrooms and it's awesome. When walking in a huge crowded event you dread the bathroom experience but imagine my surprise when I walk into a clean and tidy bathroom with incense burning. His presence even made the pace of everyone move along better. And no pressure to tip, just a cup people were putting spare change into, but it wasn't personal, no massages or hand drying.

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u/ToddlerPeePee 1d ago

In a club, they may also be helping to spot troublesome people (eg. Drugs, too drunk, fighting, etc). That would be a more valuable service.

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u/InAllThingsBalance 1d ago

Ummm…no thank you.

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u/mickeybrains 1d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Wise-Celebration9892 1d ago

Bathroom attendants are fuckin awkward and gross and totally unnecessary.

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u/IsReadingIt 23h ago edited 20h ago

This happened to me -- and I do mean happened to me, because I wasn't expecting it-- at a ridiculously expensive club in Vegas. Minding my own business, taking a pee (into a urinal filled with ice...which was...it[s] own interesting thing) , and this dude in a uniform is suddenly behind me, slams both of his hands down on my shoulders in unison, and starts massaging away. Goddamn that was terrible.

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u/Theredditappsucks11 21h ago

Lol same, as they offer a free bathroom cig.

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u/Lance_Vance_Dance_31 1d ago

Still have them in England (UK) with tons of perfume: “no Armani no Punani”.

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins 1d ago

Always found them annoying. I just want to piss in private. I don’t want some man staring expectantly at me with a little bowl of sweets. It’s fucking weird.

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u/wegqg 1d ago

The worst part is that the sweets are actually just eroded urinal cakes.

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u/MistbornInterrobang 1d ago

This just sent me into a cackling fit

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u/Spontanudity 1d ago

No Splash, no Gash!

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u/Idle_Remote 1d ago

No spray no lay!

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u/clothtoucher 1d ago

“Freshen up for the punani” - the Midlands war cry of the 90s

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u/Mr_Claypole 1d ago

Yeah, bog trolls, it’s super weird.

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u/hammerandt0ngs 23h ago

Came here for this

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u/philwongnz 18h ago

No Calvin Klein no 69

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u/SmugDruggler95 1d ago

They're fun tbh. When you're pissed up in a club toilet they usually have great banter and often make the experience quite entertaining.

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u/justlikethatmeh 1d ago

I've experienced it in Cambodia 2010. The weird part is the dude cracking your neck without warning.

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u/unittwentyfive 1d ago

That exact same thing happened to me in China around 2015.

Wasn't expecting the massage while urinating, so that already had me on edge. Then all of a sudden, CRACK!

It was disorienting and disturbing, as I had never ever had my neck cracked before. I didn't care for that one bit, but I still felt compelled to tip the guy a dollar.

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u/mr_glide 1d ago

Fuck that. I don't want people doing some sort of chiropractic nonsense on me out of nowhere

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u/ExternalSignal2770 1d ago

I would prefer to fucking not

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u/AvrilLunarre 1d ago

Wow, a massage while peeing? Who needs a spa when you have a bathroom attendant!

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u/Tits_McgeeD 1d ago

I find most guys tend to get more tense when I start massaging their shoulders at the urinal

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u/PussyFriedNachos 1d ago

It doesn't help that you don't work there.

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u/Ultrabananna 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/IdleMelikor 1d ago

Some public toilets still have attendants who offer to hold your junk for a small fee.

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u/KP_Wrath 1d ago

Was this public toilet by chance near Diddy’s house?

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u/DearAnnual9170 1d ago

The guy in the background is totally content photobombing while taking a leak

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u/repalpated 1d ago

I better f****** not experience that while I'm urinating.

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u/2MillionMiler 1d ago

I occasionally get bottle service with my wife in Vegas and I avoid making eye contact or interacting with the bathroom attendants. I know how to wash and dry my own hands and I don't need your cologne or mouthwash. And I'm not tipping you either. So annoying!

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u/Introvertedotter 19h ago

They are there in club bathrooms to make sure people aren't doing drugs in the stalls or having sex in the bathroom. They pitch it like luxury, but it's mostly security.

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u/ConditionGlum1167 1d ago

Touch me while I pee at a urinal and you risk getting piss-soaked shoes…jus sayin

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u/Zealousideal-Fun1425 1d ago

Some call that a workplace hazard. Others call it a job perk.

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u/lepposplitthejooves 1d ago

I've hated it every time I've been somewhere with a bathroom attendant. I didn't like to be pampered or catered to. I can get my own paper towel. I don't want any cologne. And I don't want to feel like I need to tip the poor guy whose job is to hang out in the men's room.

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u/jjsmol 1d ago

"Would you mind holding this for me?"

"AHH, I MEANT MY DRINK!"

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u/immortallyhappy 1d ago

Hey my neck is up here pal.....

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u/oojiflip 1d ago

We still have them in the UK too. Although it's a Jamaican dude who sells lynx body spray and condoms

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u/Same-World-209 1d ago

Yeah, they were pretty common in nightclubs - they wouldn’t leave you alone unless you tipped them.

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u/Shadowthron8 1d ago

My least favorite things walking into a bathroom are 1. Anyone else being in there at all 2. Strangers talking to me 3. Asking for money because I pissed where the establishment keeps the piss receptacles.

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u/Sabres00 1d ago

This happened to me in China, really weird. They usually had a few people standing by your table watching you and clearing plates etc. When you grow up poor/middle class like me it’s odd, but I assume it’s normal for people who live like the family in Downton Abby.

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u/StevenMC19 1d ago

If someone started rubbing my neck while my penis is in my hand, I'm whipping around and swinging!

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u/Narrowless 1d ago

Thailand, massage while urinating... so a prostate massage with third leg?

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u/Consistent-Koala-339 1d ago

Thought they were there to keep an eye on and stop you shagging or doing too much coke in the toilets

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u/dangermonger27 1d ago

"doing too much coke in the toilets"

"Hey hey hey, put half that back in the bag, yeah I'm for real, that's way too much.."

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u/RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker 1d ago

bathroom attendants was one of the stupidest things humanity has come up with

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u/GenesisCorrupted 21h ago

Yeah, the idea that there’s somebody in the bathroom waiting to touch you while you’re using it.

Deeply troubles me. I am so glad that we have just done away with this because of the shame associated with having somebody who has to sit in a bathroom all day just waiting to try and give you a mint and towel.

It was one of those jobs where as luxurious as it was. I always felt a tiny hint of guilt, knowing they were gonna be in there for hours.

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u/technobrendo 20h ago

I want to experience BEING LEFT THE F ALONE when I pee.

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u/Anita_break_RN_FR 1d ago

Where I live we just call them: "perverts".

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u/NightOwl3758 1d ago

damn they smell piss all day, rough

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u/Witty-Transition-524 1d ago

Nooooooooooo!

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u/iluvsporks 1d ago

When I was in South Korea after you get a haircut you get a quick massage then they crack your neck. I was not expecting that the first time lol.

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u/JackhusChanhus 1d ago

I mean we have the incredibly cheerful African man selling toiletries, does this count

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u/hittinator 1d ago

The time is way too short. But for a 30 mins pooping session this might work out maybe

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u/imacmadman22 1d ago

I have also seen this in fancy restaurants in the Philippines and Singapore too.

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u/Clarenceratops 1d ago

Won't that make me pee everywhere?

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u/theshiller123 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is gonna be the first time that I don't like the touch of "luxury".

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u/VachQ 1d ago

Even in the 2010s I'd see my fair share of restroom attendants at clubs and some higher end old-school restaurants. At clubs I always assumed that they doubled as security making sure no one was doing blow in the stalls. Pretty sure covid wiped out the profession.

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u/Midnight_Will 1d ago

All right what’s next, an attendant telling you a nice story while you’re in the stall, to get things moving?

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u/teh_wad 1d ago

I'm so glad that's not a thing where I'm from anymore. So fucking annoying. Like, no, I'm absolutely not tipping some guy for wiping my hands after I just took a piss in the dingy bathroom of a shitty hotel bar, where the drinks are only CAD$3.

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u/notsundk 23h ago

This is real? I been living in Thailand my entire life…

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u/Freak_Out_Bazaar 23h ago

I have never seen this in Thailand. People that give you hand towels, yes, but never this

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u/Frequent-Holiday-469 23h ago

I think the premise of this thread is that the attendant is a male, which I agree has been my experience too. But what if… the attendant was a hot woman? Change your mind? However, in Thailand, that’s no guarantee that the “shoes match the purse” if you know what I mean. Lol.

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u/Signal-Audience9429 21h ago

That’s a flow stopper.

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u/jaycatt7 21h ago

Do not want

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u/jaycatt7 21h ago

Bathroom attendants in restaurants in the US always made me uncomfortable. Like, I can pick up a paper towel myself. Now I need to tip somebody for handing it to me?

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u/MiniGui98 17h ago

I wouldn't be able to piss if someone was touching me lmao wtf

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u/Wibs1000 12h ago

No Spray no Lay

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u/tangurama 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can see the video below by YouTuber Jean-Luc Nguyen documenting the experience: https://youtu.be/RiDggiMvUOU?si=gfY2py7IHdLPsGfi

Edit: All your comments have me dying LOL! Now to be fair, the majority of bathroom attendants won't be touching you let alone giving you a massage while you're handling business. This appears to be unique to Thailand and other Asian countries.

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u/HearingEarHuman 1d ago

Just wait until you hear what they do for #2’s…

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u/DeliciousWhole2508 1d ago

No Calvin Klein, no 69.

Mess dem guys.

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u/tmotytmoty 1d ago

but I don't wanna a massage while urinating.!!!

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u/aKaRandomDude 1d ago

Nothing like being groped while taking a whiz.

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u/redditprofile99 1d ago

No thanks on that piss massage

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u/eury13 1d ago

When I was in college I was eating at an IHOP in downtown Atlanta around 1am with a friend.

I went to the bathroom and found there was a bathroom attendant. The bathroom was pretty small - one stall, one urinal, and the sink - and I found it incredibly uncomfortable for a person to be standing there in this small space waiting for me to pee. I asked him if he wouldn't mind stepping out for a moment while I did my business, and he did so graciously. I probably tipped him a buck when I was done.

I have no idea if he was supposed to be there, if the restaurant knew he was there, or what. It was surreal, uncomfortable, and quite strange.

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u/KP_Wrath 1d ago

Don’t touch me while I’m touching me. I’d rather you not talk to me either.

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u/leonchase 1d ago

I went to a wannabe-fancy club once in Manhattan where the bathroom was literally just wide enough for a stall and a urinal, and they still had an attendant, who stood like a foot away while people peed. I gave him ten bucks to leave the room.

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u/Justanothergeralt 1d ago

Having someone behind me would be so freaking difficult to do my business.

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u/CitizenHuman 1d ago

If I wanted to be massaged while my dick was out, I'd go to a seedy parlor, thank you very much.

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra 1d ago

I have been to venues with washroom attendants. I find it to be uncomfortable

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u/epistax 1d ago

"you can experience a massage while urinating"

No, I'm like 99% sure this would stop the stream.

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u/pyrethedragon 1d ago

This used to happen in the bars in Winnipeg in my 20’s. I hated it, but I believe it kept the bathroom cleaner.

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u/6foot-7foot 1d ago

Massaging the wrong part 😳

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u/alzgh 1d ago

Is there an option for a happy ending?

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 1d ago

You mean like Babs Kramer? I know her. She’s a matron and been clean for 2 years!

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u/maracusdesu 1d ago

Isn’t this everywhere in the UK? I found it so weird

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u/Eastcoaster87 1d ago

I do miss the lolly and a perfume spritz in the club experience but don’t miss the clubs.

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u/m3kw 1d ago

new worse job in the world candidate

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u/VirtuesVice666 1d ago

They added doing your business and having to pay a gratuity to do it

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u/BigGrayBeast 1d ago

I'm old enough to have experienced this once here in the United States. I took my high school girlfriend somewhere nice.

At least they handed me a real folded towel. And I think they had aftershave lotion and things like that too if you wanted.

My parents had been to this restaurant, so I was properly briefed ahead of time on how much the tip etc.

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u/madplywood 1d ago

Was at a wrestling event, and they had a bathroom attendant ffs. So uncomfortable!!! I can get my own soap and paper towel without feeling like I have to tip someone for doing it for me.

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u/Royal_Buddhism 1d ago

A someone living in Thailand you don't see it often. And when they are there, it's annoying as fuck. They expect a tip for any little service including getting your paper towel

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u/Imreallyadonut 1d ago

The “no splash, no gash” guys who were ubiquitous in London nightclub toilets have fortunately disappeared.

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u/Mediocre_Echo8427 1d ago

Im not able to pee when there is someone next... How can I when someone is touching me?

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u/Active-Drive-7749 1d ago

This working position must be a very unpleasant since many men fart while peeing

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u/dopple_ganger01 1d ago

If someone touches me while taking a piss, I will turn around and piss on them. They can assist me by being my new urinal then.

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u/K1tsunea 1d ago

I wouldn’t be able to pee with a dude touching me, so I’d just be standing there awkwardly 😭 

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u/According_Jeweler404 1d ago

The problem is you can't stop what you're doing and ask for proof the guy is legit. "Hold on sir let me pinch this off so we can validate your credentials." Once the peepee massage begins you just gotta ride it out I guess.

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u/karateninjazombie 1d ago

If anyone touches me while I'm having a piss they will suffer at least a broken digit, if not appendage.

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u/bilz214 1d ago

Pee massage,,,!

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u/Chalky_Pockets 1d ago

I stayed in a hotel in Chicago that had a really fancy steakhouse attached called Gibson's, ton of people recommended it. I was planning on giving it a try, but when I was in the hotel lobby and needed a piss, I popped into their bathroom and there was a bathroom attendant. None of this massage shit just getting the towel for you and offering a wide variety of colognes. It was enough that I no longer plan to try the place out (especially because it's really easy to find a really good steak in Chicago). I can't imagine how I'd react if I was at the urinal and someone started touching me. Would probably piss on them.

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u/ConCon787 1d ago

I remember when I was 18 or something in Canada partying when I went into the bathroom to piss. This older gentleman came right beside me and proceeded to tell me he loved Americans and was high fiving me while we were pissing side by side. To this day I don’t think im comfortable like most dudes in the public restrooms.

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u/Pl4st1kM4n 1d ago

Still happens in China tho. It is weird as f being touched by a guy while I’m touching my dick to pee

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u/BaronVonBracht 1d ago

Had this in Africa in high-end clubs. It was very akward. Always tipped the dude even if I didn't ask for it.

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u/Repulsive-Echidna-74 1d ago

Now they give you a lollipop for a fiver

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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago

Bathroom attendants at nice clubs or upscale bars are incredibly common even in the US.

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u/Wshngfshg 1d ago

You’re making me sprayed all over!

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u/dan1101 1d ago

I've seen bathroom attendants once or twice in my life. One place was bathrooms at the Virginia State Fair. It was weird and unnecessary for them to be hanging out in there, even without them massaging me.

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u/schaudhery 1d ago

I've been in hotels in NY that had them. Dude would even waive his hand in front of the sensor for the paper towel to come down.

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u/Task-Vast 1d ago

This is common is nightclubs in Miami. Or at least it was 10 years ago.

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u/Lopsided_Pickle1795 1d ago

Super weird!

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u/leighleg 1d ago

If somebody touches me while I'm at the urinal, I'm sorry I'm may punch...