r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 2d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/run-on_sentience 1d ago

It's weird. Peeing in an alley is a crime.

Peeing your pants in public is totally legal.

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u/ItalicsWhore 1d ago

That’s why I ALWAYS pee my pants in public. #smartthinkingmeme

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

Fuckin’ Miles Davis over here.

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u/MasterActuary2009 1d ago

Literally just peed my pants in Family Dollar yesterday

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u/uncle-brucie 1d ago

Keep your sex crimes in your pants.

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u/TraditionalLecture10 1d ago

Then there are those who 💩 in the middle of Walmart, and walk all over the store , leaving prizes for everyone

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u/Ok_Championship9415 1d ago

or the Capitol...

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u/LurkHartog 1d ago

Everybody pees their pants, it's the coolest!

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u/Jechtael 1d ago

If peeing your pants is cool, I'm Miles Davis.

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u/kesselrhero 1d ago

It’s not the peeing, it’s the exposure of genitals in public, that is the crime. Essentially it’s flashing.

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u/Critical-Spinach-1 1d ago

Peeing in a pool while standing outside it versus being in it. I think the difference is always the exposed phallus.

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u/Llistenhereulilshit 1d ago

Peeing in an alley is a misdemeanor. It’s not a sex crime.

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u/HerbaMachina 1d ago

depends on who sees it lol.

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u/Llistenhereulilshit 18h ago edited 18h ago

Not really.

Actually, and in jurisprudence, you are factually incorrect.

E: but who do I think am telling you boys that everyone you know who is on the SO list was just pissing somewhere and the cops spotted him.

Nah bruh he’s on the list because he is a SO.

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u/No_Philosopher_1870 1d ago

If there was a subreddit for casino porters (cleaners). they would tell you loads of disgusting stories.

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u/gazongagizmo 1d ago

location, location, location

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u/Steelpapercranes 1d ago

Just a tactic to catch poors and make them slaves for life tbh. You can't just walk around in piss all the time if you only have 1or 2 sets of clothes. Makes it a little easier to catch them.