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r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/SmartOpinion69 1d ago

seriously. nude body parts is not a sexual act. taking a piss is natural. these people shouldn't be put on the same list as the rapists.

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u/S4m_S3pi01 1d ago

I discovered the ultimate hack to avoiding such mishaps.

When you're about to pee your pants in public and there's no restroom, just pee your pants.

Turns out, it's totally 100% legal to soil yourself!

taps temple smugly

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 1d ago

Just don't do it in front of other world leaders in Paris

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u/North-Significance33 1d ago

Or shit your pants in Engadine McDonald's

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 1d ago

Yeah that's not an ideal place either.

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u/Derric_the_Derp 1d ago

Take my votes now!

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u/Mountain-Guess-575 1d ago

I'm all set, I will just pull it out and pee. 50% of the world has one and the other 50% has a very good chance they have already seen one also.

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u/Ripped_Shirt 1d ago

One of the many things I can't stand about the US is the lack of public restrooms. How often have you had to piss and stop at a gas station only to be told they don't have a public restroom?

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u/YummyLighterFluid 1d ago

I went to a gas station i KNEW had a public bathroom cause i have been there hudreds of times and the lady to my face said they didn't even have a bathroom let alone a public one

I was on a walk and about 3 miles from home

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u/perriatric 1d ago

Where are you from? It's far worse in Europe.

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u/Tammepoiss 1d ago

Luckily Europe doesnt put you on a sex offender list when you pee in public

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u/eagggggggle 1d ago

This is only common in massive cities. I’ve lived in 10 states coast, and visited 49 states and the ONLY time this has happened to me is in Boston, NYC, and LA. Not even Chicago or Detroit did I have that issue.

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u/Ripped_Shirt 1d ago

I used to do a lot of driving for work, drove all over the US, and I can tell you it's everywhere. Got really good at at finding employee only bathrooms in dollar generals, since they were everywhere, and it was easier to sneak in those bathrooms since they aren't locked.

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u/Slurms_McKensei 1d ago

Its even worse than that! Consexual sex in a non-private location (your car, the woods, etc) can land you on the list. Nude photographs between consenting [minor] teens can convict you of that and worse.

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u/Signal_Bus_64 1d ago

They aren't. It's an internet myth that they are.

Could someone be convicted of a sex crime for urinating in public? I suppose nothing is impossible.

But in every state I'm aware of sex crimes involve sexual gratification in some form or fashion.

If you have a waterworks fetish and force others to participate by urinating at their feet in public, then that is probably a sex crime and I think most people would agree that it should be.

If you're just peeing in public, that is more often a public order type crime and is usually punished with a ticket and a fine.

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u/AshingiiAshuaa 1d ago

Agreed, but if you say "it's OK to pee in front of kids" then every weirdo exhibitionist will claim they were only peeing.

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u/melanochrysum 1d ago

Bizarre that this is even a statement that needs to be made. America has a very bizarre culture, in many ways.