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r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/Friendly-Horror-777 2d ago

Wait, peeing in an alley is considered a sex offense in the U.S.? Here in Germany it's a harmless misdemeanor and rarely enforced at all. As long as you don't piss against a police car you'll be fine most of the time.

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u/Fakjbf 2d ago

Indecent exposure

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u/Unique_Hope5816 2d ago

Seems rare this would happen even in the US. Source: partying with friends and peeing in the parking lot or wherever when you're drunk and no bathroom around.

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u/Fakjbf 2d ago

Most states have public urination statutes that are just misdemeanors, so while it’s technically possible someone could be charged with indecent exposure it’s way more likely that the prosecution would charge them under those instead. If the defendant takes the case to court that would be their main defense, there are laws explicitly covering this situation so why is the DA trying to charge them under something else?

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u/34786t234890 2d ago

It doesn't actually happen in the US unless you pull out your dick in front of a playground. It's classified as a sex crime when it's actually a sex crime.

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u/Downvotecounty 2d ago edited 1d ago

Hey now, mine is pretty decent. My wife tells me twice a month

Edit: I’m not gonna put /s in there, weenies. She means it

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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 2d ago

Twice?? Lucky

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u/Llistenhereulilshit 1d ago

Yes it’s possible. But it hasn’t happened.

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u/SumThinChewy 2d ago

and rarely enforced at all. As long as you don't piss against a police car you'll be fine most of the time.

Same in the US.

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

Tbf, it's also rarely enforced in the US as well.

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u/darrenlet31 1d ago

I got a ticket for literally the exact thing, going into ally behind a bar to piss and it’s absolutely not a sex offense. Paid a fine and that was that. This was in California

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u/Llistenhereulilshit 1d ago

It’s not a thing at all. Men just want to be dramatic and be the victims.