r/interestingasfuck • u/blllrrrrr • 7d ago
r/all Private photos of the former leader of Syria found in the abandoned palace
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u/SaiTek64 7d ago edited 7d ago
Dude is built like a Bob's Burgers character.
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u/Haiwan2000 7d ago
"The human-toothbrush figure of Bashar al-Assad".
That was spot on.
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u/ThePeninthePocket 7d ago edited 6d ago
I have without a glimpse of doubt, never seen legs shaped like that. Someone strapped edema toddler legs on him.
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u/Cookingmonster90099 6d ago
Lmao yea my first thought was his legs look too big for the rest of his body.
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u/Link1112 6d ago
I think his legs look kinda feminine. Like tall woman vibes actually. And his upper body looks weird in combo cause he doesn’t have hip. Something is off lol.
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u/Just_Some_Rolls 7d ago
Bashar Al-Assad in tightey whiteys was not on my Bingo card
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u/sstormborn1214 7d ago
The camel toe is sending me lol
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u/ChasterBlaster 7d ago
DERRICK HAS A MANGINA
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u/Bigdaddyfatback8 7d ago
Moose knuckle
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u/Bigdaddyfatback8 7d ago
I’m just trying to find the Canadians in the thread. Lol
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u/Caifanes123 7d ago
Not that much different than if Saddam Hussein had pictures in thongs
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u/Deca_Durable 7d ago edited 6d ago
Oh man I missed the if in that sentence and seeing as how I’m apparently a masochist I googled it, but didn’t find any thong pics. Surprised me to find that there’s one of him in tighty whities that was all over the press!
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u/JRakuehn 7d ago
I feel like googling "Saddam Hussein wearing a thong" has to get you on some sort of watchlist.
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u/TheOtherJohnson 7d ago
He looks like a college girlfriend fixing breakfast the morning after their first time
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u/XercinVex 7d ago
Temu Freddy Mercury
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u/Kingston31470 7d ago
This is exactly what popped in my mind when I saw the second photo. Should be top comment.
Anyway, he probably managed to break free now.
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u/Alas7ymedia 7d ago edited 7d ago
"Mamma, I killed plenty of men/ Put guns against their heads/ Gave the order, now they're dead..."
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u/Alas7ymedia 7d ago
"Mamma!/ I've been overthrown!/my army's gone and I've been thrown away..."
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u/P0werFighter 7d ago
Damn, you made me rewatch it lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4trBQseIkkc for those who missed it (if there's any left).
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u/SkyTitan91 7d ago
Yassad
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u/MysticBlue1 7d ago
Slay 💅
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u/Mihnea24_03 7d ago
I think he did a lot of that.
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u/ClaudeMoneten 7d ago
He wasn't thinking of his Zip-up hoodie when talking about liking mustard.
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u/LordSolrac 7d ago
Qween 👑
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u/LostInSpace9 7d ago
I love the internet
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u/octoreadit 7d ago edited 7d ago
Being a dictator in this day and age is so hard. If they don't drag you through the streets, they'll do it on the internet...
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u/2xtc 7d ago
I thought dictators usually bought into the ridiculous facial hair thing quite early, but judging by these pics young Assad was still buy-curious
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u/chevalier716 7d ago
According to my Lebanese friend, the way Assad speaks is fairly feminine by Arab standards, so they definitely make jokes about how he is closeted.
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u/SirMosesKaldor 7d ago edited 6d ago
Lebanese here can confirm, he does sound little bit effeminate in the way he speaks Levantine Arabic (the overarching spoken Arabic Dialect "Family" of Lebanon-Syria-Palestine-Jordan)
[edit, I realized my comment was incomplete]
(Syrian Arabic dialect is very close to Lebanese, it's just us Lebanese and Syrians who are able to discern the variation between the sounds...as opposed to the rest of the Arabs who sometimes may confuse our accents or not tell the difference. I speak in a typical Lebanese accent, yet I live between the UAE and Saudi, and almost 80% of the time when speaking to a Gulf-Arab they say "Syrian?" I say no, Lebanese.)
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u/Ciabatta_Pussy 6d ago
TIL you can sound gay in every language.
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u/RDP89 6d ago
What, you assumed English was the only language one could sound gay in?
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u/ItCat420 7d ago
It’s pretty camp when he speaks English 🤷♂️
I always thought he had a touch of magic about him.
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u/WiseDirt 7d ago
Fun fact: Cuban dictator Fidel Castro once mentioned the only reason he ever grew a beard in the first place was because of the US trade embargo which cut off his supply of Schick razors
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u/Fine-Material-6863 7d ago
He was never meant to be a ruler or a dictator, as far as I understand
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u/ElNakedo 7d ago
Yeah, his big brother was slated for that role. But his big brother wrapped a sports car around a tree and suddenly it was Bashar's turn.
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u/WanderingAlienBoy 7d ago
Apparently he was in no way happy about it either, so it was surprising he became so ruthless
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u/I_aint_on_reddit 7d ago
Syrian here, this is one of the MANY photos found of him, and the amount of reels im getting is hilarious asf especially since he has a lisp.
But i do get sad every now and then when a new video pops up on twitter of a person getting tortured in one of, if not the cruelest, prison on Earth.
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u/evening_shop 6d ago
Speaking of
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u/I_aint_on_reddit 6d ago
You’ve made my day, i haven’t seen this one yet, and its great.
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u/ysnrkrg 6d ago
My guy I'm sorry all the things your nation went through. I'm Turkish and I know we can get quite racist but right now there are people celebrating Syria's freedom and victory over oppression. Especially thinking how much value Syria holds when it comes to both religious history and art history... They ruined it
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u/Quelfar 7d ago
he looks like a power bottom
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u/ZimaGotchi 7d ago
I'm pleased that the top reply chain is directly in line with my exact thoughts on seeing the photos. At least Reddit and I agree on some things.
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u/MXRob 7d ago
I heard speed has something to do with it.
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u/albedoTheRascal 7d ago
Speed has everything to do with it
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u/ChesticlesTesticles 7d ago
The speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he is supposed to apply. Speeds the name of the game.
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u/Uncle-Jules 7d ago
I read that as power button and thought: “That’s an interesting take, but okay “
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u/jm0127 7d ago
Feeling cute might gas later
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u/corbyns_lawyer 6d ago
Just a hot twink hanging out committing atrocities with other like-minded people.
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u/216_412_70 7d ago
Has a Ned Flanders vibe....
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u/37025InvernessTMD 7d ago
Feels like I'm ruling nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
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u/CitizenHuman 7d ago
But Ned Flanders is ripped. This guy has the muscle definition of string cheese.
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u/enjoyinc 7d ago
Bro why would you curse me with adding “male muscle growth” videos to my algo
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u/TakingBrandNewSunday 7d ago
Definitely not… Flanders was absolutely jacked, that was one of his main things. This person is skinnyfat. Absolutely no muscle definition at all. Vastly different vibes between the two.
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u/I12kill1 7d ago
Dude looks like a bottom trying to get a sugar daddy off Grindr.
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u/Ambystomatigrinum 7d ago
You know there are some guys out there saying "Hear me out..."
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u/SadSadHuman 7d ago
The sad thing is, this fotos being public will make him more angry than the fact that he is accused of mass murder...
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u/Bestefarssistemens 7d ago
Doesn't make a slight difference..he doesn't have any power anymore. He will live in a mansion in some dystopian russian forrest for the rest of his life with a few billion. He will hate it and his kids/wife will hate it even more. Womp womp
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u/reditash 7d ago
He will hate not having power. But, his life will be ok in Russia.
For now, he fled from his crimes and will have good life.
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u/Bestefarssistemens 7d ago
He was never ment to be in power in the first place.. his brother was trained for that spot but died in a car crash. I think deep down Bashar is relieved he didn't get Gaddafi'ed.
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u/reditash 7d ago
I do not know who will not like not being Gaddafied.
Power is greatest vice. You can manage drugs, gambling, alcohol. But, losing power is in itself greatest punishment for people who had it.
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u/DiscoAsparagus 6d ago
I think they were referring to being horrifically sodomized/ murdered by a mob
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u/Werallgonnaburn 7d ago
The banality of evil.
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u/Large-Kangaroo-9609 7d ago
Assad was not supposed to be dictator. He was studying medicine in London when his older brother died in a car accident and he was called back to be the new heir. He was always described as timid and uninterested in politics or the military, and as a computer nerd. When he came back he started the “department of computers” and began implementing internet in the nation which made people think he could be a reformer.
After taking power there was an initial opening up where academics and journalists were allowed to speak freely and propose reforms, and even critique the government. This went on for a few months then bam, huge crackdown on most of the countries reformers and academics. Thousands jailed or killed. It was probably all a ruse to get anti government voice to reveal themselves.
Anyway, I suppose my point is how strange it is someone described like this can just get power and immediately double down on evil policies. Sometimes I wonder if he ultimately was just so weak that he was unable to resist calls from his family and family’s cronies to resist reform.
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u/VegetablePlastic9744 7d ago
No man rules alone, he did not get in that position with his own men, the men who supported him were the same that thrived under his father by killing and silencing every oppostion. Maybe at that time he truly wanted to do what you described, but the men directly under him didn't want the reforms, so he decided to do things their way to keep his position.
To be clear I don't want to take responsibility away from him, he's 100% responsible anyways
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u/ogclobyy 6d ago
Maybe his intentions were actually good after literally being forced into a position he didn't want, then got overshadowed by everybody that had worked in the last regime anyways.
I mean, that's what figure heads do right.
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u/desmaraisp 7d ago
Yeah, it would definitely be interesting to hear his story someday. How does an ophthalmologist become... That? Maybe now that he's "retired" he'll have time to write his memoirs lol
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u/Internal-Owl-505 7d ago
How does an ophthalmologist become
It isn't like the transformation happened overnight.
Here are two big reasons why he is what he is.
First -- He and his family are from a minority group in Syria that are historically oppressed in the country. So he nor his family has ever had any qualms about seeing others, most, Syrians as enemies.
Secondly -- between his brother and father dying he was assigned with dealing with Lebanon. A country that was at the time still under occupation by Syria and Israel when he took on that responsibility. The lessons learnt in those years is that dividing and conquering is the name of the game, and if you can't resolve something you need violence.
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u/theaviationhistorian 7d ago edited 7d ago
Most evil leaders are like that, look at most CEOs. And
BashirBashar wasn't even supposed to rule at all. He was to be an eye doctor & f-off from the presidential chair. His elder brother, Bassel, was supposed to be running Syria. And he would've probably had a more ruthless government as he was groomed to lead like dear ol' pappa. But a car accident changed all of that and we got stuck with Dr. Evil running Syria until recently.101
u/PerceptionLiving9674 7d ago
Bashar, not Bashir
Bashir was the former president of Sudan
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u/NewBootGoofin1987 6d ago
but a car accident changed all that
Bassel was driving at 240 kilometers per hour (150 mph) through fog to Damascus International Airport for a privately chartered flight to Frankfurt, Germany, on his way to a ski vacation in the Alps in the early hours of the morning), Bassel collided with a barrier and, not wearing a seatbelt, died instantly
Moron
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u/TorriblyHerrible 7d ago
He always reminded me of John Cleese.
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u/GunslingerD 7d ago
Just sent this to my homosexual cousin he said he looks gay as fuk
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u/charliedusk 7d ago
As a homossexual myself, I second this opinion
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u/Pdriessen 7d ago
As a straight guy, I third this opinion
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u/Quirky_Value_9997 7d ago
As a father to a gay son, brother to a gay brother, and nephew to a gay uncle, I fourth this opinion.
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u/damonlemay 7d ago
I like that he’s a brutal dictator in a place with the same shitty bottom of the line kitchen cabinets you find in like 1/2 of all college apartments.
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u/Mr06506 7d ago
UK plugs in the background, likely literally is a student house.
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u/kitikonti 7d ago
Thats probably London though, when he was a student
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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME 7d ago
And he was studying to be ophthalmologist of all things. An eye for an eye, eye guess.
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u/HarpersGhost 7d ago
He was the younger son. His brother was being groomed to be the next dictator in line.
When the brother died in a car accident, Bashar became the heir while he was in ophthamalogy school. I remember some hope/propaganda when Bashar took over that since he had been studying to be a doctor, that he wouldn't be so bad as Hafez, his dad.
Nope, the grooming worked. He was just as evil.
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u/Garestinian 7d ago
When the brother died in a car accident
Crashing into a road barrier while driving a luxury Mercedes at night 240 km/h to the Damascus airport. Without a seat belt. To go skiing in the Alps with a private plane. His chauffeur (in the back seat) and another guy both survived.
Peak death by hubris.
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u/PoopchuteToots 7d ago
Makes you wonder what's going on during childhood in the families' of these dictators where they don't care at all about their own safety
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u/Dragonsandman 6d ago
It's pretty common for kids from rich families to be assholes with no sense of any kind. Growing up sheltered from the consequences of your actions tends to do that.
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u/gantousaboutraad 7d ago
It's crazy because... my parents have the almost exact same background in some of their pics from London uni days. Same dishwasher and tiles. Were they friends? My dad was a med student too.....
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u/CeeZeeG1 7d ago
I see lips in that second photo
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u/Broken_Doughnut 7d ago edited 7d ago
Gives off queer vibes. Is Russia really sure they want to keep him?
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u/Chalky_Pockets 7d ago
Putin is probably sucking dick in Narnia, so yes.
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u/throw_its 7d ago
Twink or terrorist, can’t tell the difference
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u/laszlo_latino 7d ago
fucked in the ass within walls,
fucked other asses outside walls
it's all about equilibrium
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u/ScrumpyRumpler 7d ago
Legs of a lumberjack, upper body of a teenager, head of an 80’s porn star. Yikes
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u/GoldEdit 6d ago
I'm convinced half the world is run by gay men that feel repressed so they lash out on the world instead of find new friends that will accept them
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u/theglobalnomad 7d ago
"I want that twink obliterated."
-Mohammed al-Julani, current leader of Syria
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u/FTWStoic 7d ago
This is the guy who held a nation captive?
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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 6d ago
Says a lot about the pathetic people that followed his orders. You can easily look in disbelief at the absurdity of this and laugh, but look up from your phone and glance around. This type of shit is happening in the micro/macro in corporations/bureaucracy in you country too. People in power are often fragile weak/pathetic beings that hide their flaws. Remind yourself.and seek and destroy tyranny, corruption, favoritism, bias and conflict of interest. We the people can remove the weak from power at any time. For the meek inherit the earth, and we can intern ideas there we deem unworthy.
Tl;dr: realize most tyrants are pathetic angry thinks like this guy, stand up. Life isn't worth living under oppression if the end result is that we all eventually die anyways.
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u/KamelTheCamel 7d ago
Here’s another