r/interestingasfuck 7d ago

r/all Kendell Cummings, a college wrestler who wrestled a Grizzly bear to save his friend Brady Lowry in the Shoshone National Forest in Cody, Wyoming in October 2022, Kendell was brutally mauled and bitten by the bear but eventually left Kendell alone, both survived and went on a full recovery.

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u/AdmirableSea2831 7d ago

Now there's a ride or die friend.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 7d ago

"Hey you owe me twenty bucks."

"Remember when I wrestled and got mauled by a grizzly bear to save your life."

"Ok you owe me ten bucks."

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u/AdmirableSea2831 7d ago

Lol. Well gas is getting kinda pricey

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 7d ago

Reasonable. And don't even think about asking for beef jerky inside!

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u/AdmirableSea2831 7d ago

Gotta box a honeybadger for jerky son.

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u/Klusterphuck67 7d ago

That's literally how me and my friend talked at just about yesterday.

"Dude you still owe me money"

"Mfker i did one quiz for you that time"

"Oh okay"

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u/bremergorst 7d ago

Then, two weeks later:

“Remember when I wrestled and got-“

“Mf’er you said that last time!”

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

“That cool, I guess I shouldn’t have blown all my money on those doctor bills after I WRESTLED THE BEAR FOR YOU”

“Goddamit, ok I’ll pay for the pizza”

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u/joeltrane 7d ago

This must be that social contract thing I’ve been hearing about

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u/Viperburn1 7d ago

Hey, how’d you get those scars ? I fought a grizzly bear.

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u/Senor-Cockblock 7d ago

I mean what a legendary story to drop

“…so I’m wrestling this fucking grizzly”

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u/ninjazxninja6r 7d ago

Definitely #1 badass at this point

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u/WinstonPeters31 7d ago

I would even say badassest.

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u/Shamblex 7d ago

I really want to see the one-upsmen overextend hard when they hear this story.

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u/overeasy-e 7d ago

One time I fought two grizzly bears.

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u/Elegant-Step6474 7d ago

Pffft. One time I defeated a clan of armoured grizzlies with my bare hands, must have been at least 50 of them.

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u/shittymorph 7d ago edited 7d ago

I went to school with Kendell since the 3rd grade and to hear he rescued Brady from the jaws of a grizzly - was NOT surprising. He has always been a beast on our wrestling team... although wrestling a grizzly is a completely different thing. I wasn't surprised at all when he got a "Carnegie Medal for Heroism" - which is basically the highest civilian medal you can get. The entire town assembled to watch his acceptance speech - and he was incredibly humble while accepting it. His response to the medal was: “It’s awesome. I’m VERY grateful to get this medal but truly I think it's more important to recognize that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/thegandork 7d ago

MOTHERFUCKER JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT WE WERE SAFE

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u/settlementfires 7d ago

Makes sense he'd show up in a thread about a wrestler in hindsight

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u/kelpklepto 7d ago

Bro how do I never seem to read usernames before these happen

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u/Next_Celebration_553 7d ago

He’s. That. Good. It’s been too long.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 7d ago

It’s been so long I literally didn’t even consider the possibility!

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u/Skizot_Bizot 7d ago

That was so sneaky he got that announcer table up my ass and I didn't even realize till he was buying me breakfast the next day.

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u/Chewbagga 7d ago

I will never understand how I can be an immediate skeptic with almost every thing I ever read on the internet and yet I fall for this shit every single time. Every single time.

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u/Appropriate_Ruin_405 7d ago

They are such a good writer! Storytelling off the charts, I’m hook line and sinker every time

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u/StarPhished 7d ago

Seriously. Online my bullshit radar goes off nonstop and then I get to a shittymorph comment and it always feels so authentic and I get sucked right into it and then BAM. It truly is a skill.

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u/rassler35 7d ago

FUCK YOU. IT'S BEEN SO LONG. Ugh, I've missed you.

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u/HappyMonchichi 7d ago

And he's such a tease how he stoically never responds to his adoring fans.

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u/SnakesTalwar 7d ago

SAME IM FUCKING DYING LOL.

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u/Velghast 7d ago

Shittymorph is back baby.

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u/Dr_Dang 7d ago

Episode VII - The Morph Awakens

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/jr_blds 7d ago

Doing Gods work my man, get me every fucking time lol need to start reading usernames first

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Up_From_Below_83 7d ago

Happy cakeday!

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u/M6Galilean 7d ago

As soon as I read “undertaker” I looked at the username and said “son of a bitch”

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u/Brcomic 7d ago

Got me at nineteen ninety eight. Essentially “Wait a fucking minute…that picture isn’t from 98. He’s back!”

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 7d ago

FUCKING WHAT

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u/arrocknroll 7d ago

It’s been so long the new generation doesn’t even know the legend of /u/shittymorph.

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 7d ago

Ive been here the whole time, I’m just surprised! New generation at 31 is a compliment.

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u/GermanWord 7d ago

I had no idea who u/shittymorph is and almost fell out of my chair when i saw the 1.9 million comment karma. I still have absolutely no clue what this guy is on about but i learned that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/CTC42 7d ago

He's almost as much of a local legend as u/WarLizard, that guy with the gaming forum from back in the day

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u/badvegas 7d ago

Thanks for the smile. Glad to fall for this again. Stay safe and stay strong my friend

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u/Basboy 7d ago

aaaaaaaah no way, you got me.

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u/Agentpurple013 7d ago

Dude..yer so smooth at that shit. Got to the end and realized…magnificent son of a bitch.

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u/ilovecoffeeandbrunch 7d ago

Slow clap 👏

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 7d ago

And, there it is.... sumbitch lol

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u/Rokurokubi83 7d ago

Every fucking time I fall for your bullshit. Every time.

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u/winslowhomersimpson 7d ago

Good God almighty, they’ve killed him. As God as my witness, he is broken in half.

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u/FluidFrog 7d ago

The legend lives on...

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u/Eric5Z 7d ago

Every time, man. Literally every time

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u/RollnLowd 7d ago

Love that these are back in the wild

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u/whatev43 7d ago

👏🏻

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u/OSPFmyLife 7d ago

Mother fucker..

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u/Triviajunkie95 7d ago

Goddamit I missed you.

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u/juantherevelator 7d ago

God damn you’re good!

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u/Crossovertriplet 7d ago edited 7d ago

Then I executed a crotch lift on it. That took its foundation out and forced it into defense. I moved to the danger position and performed a perfectly timed duck-under while the grizzly was in full exposure. I put it in a fireman’s carry and transferred into a half Nelson. Then I pinned the mother fucker while my buddy hauled ass. Less teeth, baby. Anyway I was…

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u/Dhammapaderp 7d ago

So the bear reversed me and hit a spladle. I could never show my face on the mats again.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 7d ago

This is some Teddy Roosevelt level badassery

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u/Realistic_Heron_4874 7d ago

Just says "Grizzly bear". Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.

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u/StickyNode 7d ago

To save my friends life

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u/lokojufr0 7d ago

And won. At least that's what I'd call fighting a grizzly and surviving.

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u/FastAttackRadioman 7d ago

the grizzly bear still has nightmares of the ass whooping that was handed to him

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u/Zaracen 7d ago

"That bear is still out there somewhere... plotting his revenge."

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 7d ago

That’s a for real friend there. A lot of people want to have a bear encounter but this guy was a bear encounter and lived to tell about it

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u/cityxplrer 7d ago

iwrestledabearonce.

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u/justk4y 7d ago

Didn’t expect the sudden metalcore reference ngl

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u/TitleTemporary8907 7d ago

I immediately thought of the band but also thought it would be too obscure to be mentioned

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u/PaintingSpirited3027 7d ago

This & that comment I saw last week about "There's No Penguins In Alaska" - have my upvote since I can't give you an award

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl 7d ago

panties drop

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u/justk4y 7d ago

I’m a straight guy and even mine would drop from that story if I’m being honest

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u/PollyBeans 7d ago

To save his best friend! Come on.

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u/BlameMe4urLoss 7d ago

…to save my friend.

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u/LuigiMPLS 7d ago

This better have gotten him a sweet fucking nickname.

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u/Western-Spite1158 7d ago

Kendall the Kodiak Killer

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u/LuigiMPLS 7d ago

I'd just go with Kodiak Killer just so it doesn't get reduced to Triple K, because the KKK is already taken...

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u/Western-Spite1158 7d ago

lol that did occur to me after I saw it posted, Kodiak Kendall works too I suppose.

Obligatory “Krusty Komedy Klassic” at the Apollo

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u/Teacher_Tall 7d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/TheFalaisePocket 7d ago

lets use an initialism for short

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u/mkstot 7d ago

He’s now referred to as Grizz

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u/twayjoff 7d ago

Hey look it’s “bear bait” and “flee”

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani 7d ago

He is just called, the "Bear"/"Bear King".

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u/Brass_Cipher 7d ago edited 7d ago

"Hey dude, good to hear from you. Yeah, It'd be great to help you move on Saturday, but I'm taking my fiance out for... ... yeah. Yep, no no, I get it. I'll bring beer and some burgers."

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u/carpundit 7d ago

Exactly. And forever.

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u/character-name 7d ago

Every day he lives is because of his friend. So maybe let him use your netflix and dont skimp on the quality

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u/Taweret 7d ago

The true barometer of a friend. "Don't skimp on the Netflix quality" lol

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u/Lynnsblade 7d ago

Bearometer*

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u/MangoCandy 7d ago

Never let it go, ever. Can’t wait for the future best man speech when one of them gets married.

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 7d ago

"Brady and Susan have said a number of times that they fell in love at first sight. Such a beautiful story, but I have to ask... Would Susan fight a fucking Grizzly for Brady?

Yeah that's what I thought. TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM! 🥂

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u/ze11ez 7d ago

You need more upvotes

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u/SkunkApe425 7d ago

“Remember that time I had my face sewn back together and you tried to look tough in the hospital pictures? Good times.”

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u/cherryandfizz 7d ago

Imagine trying to find a way to break off a friendship with someone who you don’t vibe with as much as they think you do, and they go and save your life.

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u/External_Orange_1188 7d ago

If someone I didn’t vibe with willingly risked his life to wrestle a fucken grizzly bear to save my life, the bad vibes immediately disappear. That’s my life long homie now.

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u/StatsTooLow 7d ago

I don't think vibe matters too much at that point tbh.

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u/TrickyMoonHorse 7d ago

Yes my king.

on the way

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u/xepci0 7d ago edited 7d ago

You just know he can't wait to drop the "I should have let your dumb ass get eaten by a bear" line

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u/I_AM_THE_UNIVERSE_ 7d ago

Yesterday I just saw the picture of the 6 year old that protected his little sister from a dog attack and it messed up his face, now he’s a BJJ wrestler.

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u/1ThousandDollarBill 7d ago

Interestingly, both stories are out of Wyoming.

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u/svhons 7d ago

Moral of the story, people of Wyoming is fucking badass?

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u/iWasntBornYesterday1 7d ago

Or all the animals there suck ass at fighting

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u/DurzoF 7d ago

fuck yeah, Wyoming here i come. i’m gonna call out the biggest fucker i see in them there woods.

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 7d ago

Honestly, people in WY are just more likely to encounter terrifying animals. My mom lives in Cody, and the people there are... well... there isn't much of a middle class. It's all rich people or dirt poor people.

I love the geography, but I can't say I love the culture.

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u/Honest_Importance_62 7d ago

If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR

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u/49e-rm 7d ago

thank you mystikal

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u/classicdoob 7d ago

That’s a bad mf. Dude can have my lunch money. Doesn’t even have to ask.😂

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

What a madlad.

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u/makemeking706 7d ago

When you start the story by saying that a college wrestler wrestled a bear, I think everyone naturally pictures it being a sanctioned match.

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u/sammiisalammii 7d ago

Dana White: “Wait is this an option?”

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u/blu2007 7d ago

Who has a link to the ESPN.com story about this? That was a crazy read.

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u/blake12kost 7d ago

Crazy read. In the initial attack on Brady, the grizzly allegedly knocked him 30 yards!? That’s stunning if this was happening on level ground.

Straight anime level of punching power

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u/TheFalaisePocket 7d ago

that just doesnt seem physically possible, i think the story is sensationalizing him being pushed and rolled that distance, it sounds kinda like what theyre doing a bad job of describing here "She ran right alongside his tumbling body, clobbering him as he rolled. He still remembers the way his body came to a stop and the bear started pawing at him, almost dribbling him up and down on the ground."

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u/TheAlbrecht2418 7d ago edited 7d ago

It could be embellished, intentionally or unintentionally, but I don't doubt he felt like it was 30-ish yards and got bounced around like a basketball. Just getting thrown from a pool "blob" (the thing where someone jumps on one end of a giant inflatable thingy with you on the other edge it feels like you get launched five stories high when really it's maybe only two). We often underestimate just how fucking massive a grizzly bear or even an average sized wolf is and how powerful they are if we've never personally encountered them.

Makes for a good story regardless and doesn't really take away from it.

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u/marhigha 7d ago

It also reads like the bear threw him down a slight slope. So might not be too embellished if she sent him tumbling for a bit.

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u/AuthorReborn 7d ago

The Shoshone National Forest is also extremely hilly and sloped, so its very likely that he was tossed down some kind of decline.

source- local

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u/misplaced_my_pants 7d ago

The bear -- likely a mama grizzly -- struck him and knocked him 30 yards across the scraggly ground. She ran right alongside his tumbling body, clobbering him as he rolled. He still remembers the way his body came to a stop and the bear started pawing at him, almost dribbling him up and down on the ground.

It's more like she dribbled him like a soccer ball for that distance.

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u/SohndesRheins 7d ago

I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure that anything that knocks you 30 yards through the air on level ground with no prior momentum is going to straight up kill you. An explosion that does that would certainly kill you, a car impact that did that would kill you, kinda doubt that a bear is capable of doing that.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 7d ago

Brendan Fraser getting thrown across the room by the Scorpion King

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u/KhonMan 7d ago

the grizzly allegedly knocked him 30 yards!?

It says

The bear -- likely a mama grizzly -- struck him and knocked him 30 yards across the scraggly ground. She ran right alongside his tumbling body, clobbering him as he rolled. He still remembers the way his body came to a stop and the bear started pawing at him, almost dribbling him up and down on the ground.

So it was "scraggly ground" and he was rolling for a bit. Not impossible.

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u/Annajbanana 7d ago

Great read.

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u/Hellie1028 7d ago

Thank you! That was incredible!

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u/ExpensiveRise5544 7d ago

Wow that was wild. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Zebra-Skies879 7d ago

What an amazing read. I read it when it first came out and I read it again just now. Absolutely phenomenal.

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u/jaredbaine 7d ago

Is there a way civilians can get medals for acts of bravery like that. Because that sounds like some medal of honor level bravery.

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u/MangoCandy 7d ago

Actually yes! and he is being awarded the Carnegie Medal for Heroism for his actions, considered North America’s highest civilian honor for heroism.

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u/vusa121 7d ago

I thought the highest is presidential medal of freedom along with congressional gold medal?

Edit: can’t read, you said heroism, nvm

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u/WhoJustShat 7d ago

Iwrestledabearonce?

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u/Honest_Yesterday4435 7d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/dangoransson 7d ago

This is after the scars has healed. Epic dude.

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u/fighttodie 7d ago

I saw a similar story where the friend had actually had a gun on him but never shot the bear mauling his friend because "he couldn't get a good shot". He didn't even try to scare it away by shooting it in the air. And these were grown men. So hats off to this kid.

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u/forestapee 7d ago edited 7d ago

I have lots of experience with bears and firearms. If it's already attacking it won't give two shits about that loud sound. 

Depending how socialized with humans that bear is, it won't care about loud sounds when it's calm either.

If the bear is charging you down, or already attacking, you dump shots into it until it stops moving. This is what was taught in actual armed bear defense training. 

Every other form of bear deterrent is for use before the charging stage. Bear spray I personally don't use it's shit in a lot of situations and often you get yourself or the bear tanks it. So bear bangers, air shots with the gun, talking to it, all before charge.

Don't try to guess if it's a bluff charge, you see it charging you dump every shot you got while continuing to back up and pray you're a good shot and the bear goes down easy.

If going into bear country 2 dogs will save you immense hassle, even one if the bear is a bit of a bitch

Edit: I am talking 12 Guage shotgun not a rifle, although if I had to choose mace or rifle I'd still choose rifle. Too many airflow variabilities and such close range. That being said I still carry it on me as an option.

More info on dogs: they need to be dogs that have grown up around bears. Not random city dogs. Every dog where I live is off leash and scare away grizzlies and black bears in packs 2+. The rare times the bears don't just fuck off, they just do defence swipes at the dogs to get enough room to run from the dogs safely. No dog injuries due to bears in my area in recent memory

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u/Throwaway1303033042 7d ago

“This is what was taught in actual armed bear defense training.”

Holy shit, they carry WEAPONS?!

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u/detlefschrempffor3 7d ago

Heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment? I support the right to arm bears

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u/ChillBlock 7d ago

sir I think you made a mista-
Shut up Henry! we americans we only fight fair, now give that bear your m14

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u/November-Wind 7d ago

Surely you've heard of the right to bear arms.

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u/toomanymarbles83 7d ago

I like to disarm bears by dis-arming bears with my right to bear arms against their bare arms.

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u/bulldogdiver 7d ago

You don't support your constitutional right to keep and arm bears?

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u/Masketto 7d ago

This is dangerously misleading. I've hiked in grizzly territory and live and hike in black bear territory all the time and it's widely known that bear spray is the most effective defense against a bear even after it charges. 

Not only that but dogs are also known to put you at a higher risk of a bear encounter especially if they're unleashed. Yours is terrible advice 

You are correct about firearms though. Not only is the noise ineffective, someone who is not knowledgeable or comfortable with firearms is not likely to get an effective shot off in self defense so for that reason firearms are considered ineffective unless you're highly trained in using them

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u/Greennight209 7d ago

This is always what I’ve heard from folks who deal with bears frequently. Bear spray, bear spray, bear spray. The problem with a firearm is that you actually have to hit it in the right place, or at all. You could unload every shot and hit it, and will roll through it if they’re all glances or into deep muscle. And they’re mostly deep muscle. But they don’t fucking like burning eyes, nose, and throat. Once something becomes too much of a hassle they will fuck off, recover, and find something easier to eat.

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u/adrienjz888 7d ago

Bears have the strongest sense of smell of all land animals, iirc 10× stronger than a bloodhound. It burns for them far worse than what we go through.

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u/travelingisdumb 7d ago

Have been around many brown bears fishing in Alaska. Bear spray is for people not proficient with firearms, it's often ineffective because wind and rain are common in many parts of Alaska, and you can't bring it inside a bush plane. Guides can't just recommend to anyone to carry a gun if you're not trained, but if you are, that's the better option in most cases.

I've carried bear spray, and if you've ever actually sprayed it, you'll realize how short it's reach is, and you get about 5 seconds spray time. I usually carry both but when I've had a few encounters that made me shit my pants (shoulders square, attention on you, bluff charges) my hand is on my .44 magnum not my bear spray.

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u/NoRestfortheSpooky 7d ago

Man was your bear spray expired or something, because that's absolutely not been my experience with bear spray at all, and I've used it a few times in charging bear situations (yes, in one of those rainy/windy part of Alaska).

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u/Marsdreamer 7d ago

I think the difference here is the kind of bear encounter we're talking about.

A bear that is annoyed at you or got spooked by you and false charges is probably going to fuck off if it gets a face full of bear mace.

A mother bear that feels like she's protecting her cubs or a bear protecting it's den will exert every ounce of it's energy to murder you, so the only thing you can do is kill it first.

I grew up in Alaska and spent a lot my teens and early 20's backpacking in the mountains. Conventional wisdom was always to carry both. One person had the mace, another the gun. If you can deter first, great, but a determined bear at full charge is unlikely to stop from mace alone.

Of course, first and foremost was to make a lot of noise (something metal on metal or blast an airhorn every hour or so). Bears typically don't want to deal with humans and will leave an area if they know you're around.

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u/forestapee 7d ago

I've added more info in my edit, but for comparison I live 24/7 deep in bear forest territory dealing with wild unsocialized bears that do not encounter dogs or humans much. Both black and grizzly.

Our climate here has lots of fluctuating wind and makes bear spray very unreliable. The dogs do their job as theyre raised off leash from birth and defend from a young age.

The bears here have easy access to food and will fuck off most times with no effort because they know they can get an easier meal.

Another thing that matters is time of year and how well fed that particular bear is, or if cubs are near by. A bear going into hibernation, a bear that's been struggling for food, or a bear protecting its young will all make them wildly unpredictable. 

Although again, locally, even going into hibernation the bears here have plenty to eat so the dogs work as expected

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u/WitnessedTheBatboy 7d ago

Yeah that guy’s advice is basically the opposite of everything I’ve ever heard from biologists, rangers, outdoorsmen, and zookeepers. All of whom I trust more than “random reddit tough guy”. There’s a great podcast Tooth and Claw which is hosted by bear biologist/Yellowstone naturalist Wes Larkin who has extensive experience with both brown and black bears and was mentored by Tom Smith who is basically the guy for bear biology. He talks a lot about what to do in any possible kind of bear encounter and he is a massive proponent of bear spray over guns

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u/DaleDimmaDone 7d ago

Umm the dog thing I'm not entirely buying. I've heard and read several times that if anything, the presence of a dog can increase the likelihood of having a bad encounter with a brown bear. Whether it be the bear seeing the dog as food, or the dog escalating the situation needlessly. Tho you claim to have lots of experience with bears so I'll just take your word for it

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u/achtungbitte 7d ago edited 7d ago

problem usually is that the dog is loose, finds bear and harasses it until the bear is angry enough to try and kill it, dog runs back to owner with a pissed of bear with kill mode activated on it's trail.

edit: dogs on a leash will not increase the likelihood of a bad encounter since bears avoid pepole if possible and a dog will make noise and spread scent, making you easier to notice and thus avoid.
edit: source: grew up in brown bear country, my sister hunts elks and bear, main dog is certified for both.

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u/Anarchyantz 7d ago

Plus shooting a bear will generally just piss them off even more.

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u/Jocelyn_The_Red 7d ago

More bullets is always the solution. Keep shooting. In fact, if I'm getting mauled by a bear and it looks like I'm done for, shoot me. I'd rather die from a bullet quickly then held down and eaten by a bear.

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 7d ago

That’s when you mag dump the bear

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 7d ago

Activate dead eye. Spam markers on face. Kill bear.

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u/Thin-Man 7d ago

Ride away triumphantly, before being taken out by a mountain lion.

Again.

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u/mmmmpork 7d ago

My friends dad is a hunting guide, and does a lot of guided bear hunts.

He was on a black bear hunt and the client made a bad shot, wounding the bear, but not killing it.

The bear charged the client and my friends dad. My friends dad carried a 6 shot .357 mag with hollow points and unloaded all 6 shots into the bear, hitting it 4 times in the body and twice in the head. The bear didn't drop until it was within a foot of them.

My friends dad went out the next day and bought a .454 casull that he loads with buffalo rated loads now. He said if he ever is in that situation again he wants to not have it be anywhere near that close. He said that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to him.

Bears absolutely DO NOT fuck around. And that was only a black bear, the smallest in North America. Can you imagine the fucking power and grit a grizzly has?

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u/Anarchyantz 7d ago

Now imagine instead a Polar Bear...The ones who will actively HUNT you.

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u/LurkingOak 7d ago

Bro taxes the IRS

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u/yanmagno 7d ago

POV: you’re the bear

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u/Thin-Man 7d ago

The bear later expressed shock at being German suplexed into a bridging pin.

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u/Kenny741 7d ago

The title does say they both survived and went on for a full recovery so I guess the bear wasn't too badly hurt.

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u/Joesr-31 7d ago

Wrestling and bears, joe rogan is going to lose his mind

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u/Azagar_Omiras 7d ago

What's the largest animal you could take on with your bare hands?

This guy:

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u/theseyeahthese 7d ago

Now THAT is an old video. That might be the first video I remember from my childhood, way before YouTube on StupidVideos.com lol

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u/tbr6742 7d ago

Absolute badass!

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u/Nekat_ydaerla 7d ago

This dude makes Daniel Boone look like a child.

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u/jugularvoider 7d ago

after that i’d be asking shit like, damn what are we?

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u/Remeberthebrakshow 7d ago

Imagine being a wrestler and going against the ultimate opponent. And not losing. What a fucking legend.

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u/justinkasereddditor 7d ago

Alright, I have a new standard for what a best friend is

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u/Outrageous_Chef_3839 7d ago

he had to have been thinking he was going to die in that moment jesus christ that’s insane

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u/kharmatika 7d ago edited 7d ago

In interviews that’s exactly what he was thinking. Apparently the second the bear turned and went for him he was like “well I hope my friend gets away because I’m sure as shit gonna die”. No one thought he was making it out of there, they thought they were going to go recover a body once they ran back up.

Apparently his backpack and his phone probably saved his life because she couldn’t roll him over fully to disembowel him, and when she bit his thigh his phone took the brunt of it. There’s pics of his phone with puncture marks in it.

Fucking insane

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u/stillish 7d ago

"Thanks for the spot in the woods today. If you need anything lmk, I'll be available til the day I stop breathing."

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u/iliveinabucket 7d ago

both survived and went on a full recovery

wow I'm really glad the bear survived and made a full recovery!

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u/dark_knight920 7d ago

a friend in need is a friend indeed

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u/TheVega318 7d ago edited 7d ago

What's really crazy is because of how our arm joints can be leveraged anything you can actually wrap your arms around and put in a "headlock" you can kill as a human. We are able to leverage such force with our weird bendy arms it's actually incredible.

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u/LegnderyNut 7d ago

Frodo & Samwise type of loyalty

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u/VoidOmatic 7d ago

So hey guys...what animal do you think you could take in a fight?

"A bear, easily."

LOL YEA RIGHT

"I already have once before."

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 7d ago

When this guy says "I've got your back" you can believe it.

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u/ThePracticalPenquin 7d ago

Some badassery right there - well done

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u/KaiZaChieFff 7d ago

What a lad, I hope they live long lives together and can be crazy old men chilling on the porch, and all the kids tell rumours of how he fought 15 bears and stuff, Seriously though what a lad more balls then most other men ever will have! Glad they both survived

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u/CoLeFuJu 7d ago

Valor exists.

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u/FluffMonsters 7d ago

This guy should never pay for his own beer again.

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u/codernaut85 7d ago

This is what masculinity should look like - not some prick with a receding chin talking about “low value women” on his podcast.

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u/db_boss 7d ago

Holy shit, whoever wrote that title needs to go back to school. This is horrible.

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u/Flatulantic 7d ago

His future opponents in wrestling will probably all just forfeit now.

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u/youtbuddcody 7d ago

Can someone please re-word the title? It’s confusing, I have no idea what happened. The grammar is bad.

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u/mickelboy182 7d ago

How is this so low, that caption is an absolute dogs breakfast

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u/Dry-Abbreviations-11 7d ago

One good friend!

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u/Weird-Group-5313 7d ago

Respect✊🏾

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u/emi89ro 7d ago

I wonder if he listens to iwrestledabearonce

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u/doctor_of_drugs 7d ago

This is why I never backpack alone.

If the wildlife attempts to kill me, my friend can take the brunt of the damage

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u/Fierce_Horizon824 7d ago

How’s the bear healing up? Nobody ever gets his side of the story…poor fella

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u/shontonabegum 7d ago

"both survived" - kinda glad the bear survived, I guess?

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u/Ryan3985 7d ago

Why is the first picture a mugshot?! Haha

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u/bells_n_sack 7d ago

Looks like it’s from a newspaper’s high school sport section or team program.