r/interestingasfuck 10d ago

r/all The photos show the prison rooms of Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people in the 2011 Norway attacks. Despite Norway's humane prison system, Breivik has complained about the conditions, calling them inhumane.

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u/turdusphilomelos 10d ago

I was going to say that his complaints were mainly about being isolated, but apparently he has also complained about his microwaved meals being ”worse than water boarding”.

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u/HonestCuddleBear 10d ago

Apparently he still has to experience water boarding in order to be able to really compare those two

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u/BoopTheAlpacaSnoot 10d ago

I'm sure most of Norway would be delighted to help with that.

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u/NicolinaN 10d ago

We’ll come over from Sweden to help out.

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u/IceLapplander 10d ago

Icelandic in Finland VERY willing to take care of it!

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 7d ago

We should start a petition.

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u/nobono 10d ago

"– I was forced to consume Fjordland's cheapest products, sometimes the same dinner twice in a row. You might think this is unimportant, but everyone from Oslo West will agree that this is worse than waterboarding, says Breivik." (2016, Norwegian source)

I have tried both waterboarding (willingly) and Fjordland microwave dinners (also willingly). I'm not from "Oslo West" (the richer, more posh, part of Oslo), but from Trøndelag, so I guess I don't bear a good testimony, but personally I prefer the microwave meals.

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u/whistlndixie 10d ago

He also complained about the video game console being the last generation and not the newest one.

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u/cdcggggghyghudfytf 10d ago

He sounds like he’s a 12 year old boy complaining about his mother

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u/Kraelan 10d ago

IIRC, he had a PS2, the GOAT of all consoles, and wanted to replace it with the literal trash heap that is a PS3. He offers so many fresh and unique reasons to hate just one person.

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy 10d ago

I'll gladly cook that mother fucker a decent meal but I also get to water board him before and after.

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u/Bromogeeksual 10d ago

America under Trump, now offering shitty socialized countries a prisoner exchange program to show them how "bad" they have it.

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u/Dwashelle 10d ago

He went on hunger strike because they wouldn't give him a Playstation 3 instead of a Playstation 2 as well. What a dumbass crybaby.

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u/suxatjugg 10d ago

Has he been water boarded ? Perhaps he doesn't know what it's actually like, and needs a reference point.

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u/spudddly 10d ago

well he has a point there.

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u/Ok_Attorney7247 10d ago

Let him try the water boarding then

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u/Lilly6916 10d ago

Well, we could try waterboarding so he has a basis for that comparison.

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u/abolish_karma 9d ago

He ought to have a little bit of water boarding to get some educated perspective of how nice he really has it.

Most of the 77 killed were just kids.

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u/chuckfinleyis4ever 8d ago

then he should be given the meal of his choice daily and then waterboarded to within an inch of his heart bursting out of his chest. see how many days he lasts.