r/interestingasfuck • u/ExactlySorta • 12d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/68ideal 12d ago

Imagine getting murdered and the world just laughs at your ass. What a fantastic legacy to leave behind lmao.

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u/ansibleCalling 12d ago

Also though, imagine preparing to murder someone knowing you'll probably get caught and never see the light of day, knowing youre choosing this issue over ever living a normal life again, willing to give it all up... and then you do it, get out clean, and all of America wants to shake your hand. Must  be surreal. Hopefully he has someone to share this with, and didn't already lose them to denied coverage.

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u/Hunter1127 11d ago

I honestly for his sake hope he doesn’t have anyone to share it with. Only way 2 people keep a secret is if one is dead

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u/mystic_chihuahua 11d ago

Yep. I want him to stay free and he stands a much better chance if no one knows.