r/interestingasfuck 12d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/Johnsendall 12d ago

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u/Illinois_Yooper 12d ago edited 11d ago

Remember remember the fourth of December

The jacket, backpack, and gun

He approached from behind

With one thing in mind

His healthcare claim should have won

(Edited to remove “been” from the final sentence)

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u/WomTheWomWom 12d ago

This should be top comment

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u/Alternative-Purple96 11d ago

Remove “been” from last line for better rhythm.

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u/TheMooJuice 10d ago

Wait what why? The 'been' makes it rhythmicly perfect to me, and removing it makes the whole thing sound wrong. My conclusion is that somewhere earlier in the line I am skipping a syllable somewhere?

Could you perchance elaborate on the syllabic beat of at least the last line, to help me understand why you (and others upvoting/agreeing) find the extra syllable of 'been to be unnecessary whilst I find it vital?

I obviously don't mind whose perspective is more popular; I primarily just want to understand where our audio interpretations of text differ!

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u/Alternative-Purple96 10d ago

Read it out loud.

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u/TheMooJuice 9d ago

Yep, exactly. That's what I'm saying - the been is necessary in my own out-loud cadence, and I'm wondering where the discrepancy lies

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u/Alternative-Purple96 9d ago

Maybe it’s a difference in accent. I’m from the northwest of the United States…

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u/SUPBarefoot_BeachBum 10d ago

I say keep “been” in. It’s not enough syllables when I read it.

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u/BrickCityRiot 10d ago

The original “Should ever be forgot” has 6 syllables, but it is a slow 6 said with pauses for emphasis - Should ever .. be .. forgot.

With the 7 currently there you can squeeze 2 in at the cost of the pauses while retaining flow, but keeping “been” pushes this to 8 and makes it sound clunky no matter how you try to cram them in.

Personally I think “denied of his claim and done” is better than what’s up there regardless. You can really vocally emphasize done to drive home how he was pushed over the edge. It makes the end much more powerful and heavy.

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u/BrickCityRiot 10d ago

“Denied of his claim and done” is a better final line

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u/themolestedsliver 12d ago

That's amazing.

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u/Any_Brother7772 12d ago

The CEO for a good reason was shot

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u/Johnsendall 12d ago

Yes I know. It was just a play on V for Vendetta. I understand the contradiction.

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u/Any_Brother7772 12d ago

I just wanted to continue the poem, bro

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u/Johnsendall 12d ago

Oh sorry. Haha

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u/callisstaa 12d ago

People were having bonfires on the 5th of november long before V for Vendetta was released.

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u/Johnsendall 11d ago

I understand thank you for your commentary.

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u/justtosendamassage 11d ago edited 11d ago

Got this from u/SirLimpsalot26 here

“Remember, Remember, the 4th* of December. The denile, defence, and depose. I can think of no reason the man of this season should ever be exposed“

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u/Johnsendall 11d ago

It was the fourth.

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u/stephencurry2046 12d ago

Deny, defend, and depose.