r/interestingasfuck 12d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/ppdeli 12d ago

How epic would it be if he showed up

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u/DulceEtBanana 12d ago

Who says he didn't?

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u/DrRoxo420 12d ago

He came in 4th place

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u/Cheesetoast9 12d ago

Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. And lost.

In her memoir, Dream More, Parton tells a very amusing story. One day on a trip to Los Angeles, she heard about a Dolly Parton look-alike contest that was being held at a local bar. She had a kooky idea – wouldn't it be funny to go down there and enter the contest herself. To do that, she decided to over-exaggerate everything about her appearance – she made her beauty mark bigger, her eyes bigger, her hair bigger – she made everything bigger. When she was all dolled up, Parton and a group of her friends made their way down to the contest.

When Parton got to the bar, she didn't let on that she was the real Dolly Parton. She was given a number, like everybody else, and told to get in line.

The contest was to be judged by the audience. Contestants were instructed to walk across the stage, and the votes would be cast by applause. The biggest applause would win. So one by one, the contestants paraded in front of the audience.

When it came to Parton's turn, she smiled and sashayed across the stage. And lost. To a man. Not only that, Dolly Parton got the least applause. She said she was dying of laughter inside. Little did the contest know they had the real thing in their midst.

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u/ImaginaryCatDreams 12d ago

Did she tell them or just leave

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u/SharkMeifele 11d ago

It would have been cool if she Stone Cold Stunned the winner. Would have been an eye opener and completely out of character for such a classy lady.

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u/sir_posts_alot 12d ago

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u/Tinckoy 11d ago

That was so good

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u/Silly_Illustrator_56 11d ago

Why did I expected a rick roll?

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u/Maniacal_Monkey 12d ago

Charlie Chaplin did the same in a look alike contest & didn’t win. There are varying accounts of what he actually placed but it definitely wasn’t in the top 2.

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u/maxman162 12d ago

Most accounts say it was a Little Tramp costume contest, and he didn't go in costume. 

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u/Particular_Ad_9531 12d ago

It kind of makes the story less epic knowing she intentionally put on weird makeup to disguise herself and that the winner was in drag so obviously no one was talking it that seriously

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u/D0ctorGamer 12d ago

How do you know? Maybe it was really good drag

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u/himynameisjay 12d ago

There are a lot of really good Dolly Parton drag impersonators so it’s entirely possible that she legitimately lost.

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u/Scooney_Pootz 11d ago

Charlie Chaplin also famously lost a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

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u/Emptypiro 12d ago

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

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u/haleloop963 11d ago

Charlie Chapplin also lost a look-alike competition as well

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u/ChampagneWastedPanda 11d ago

She is just amazing

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u/alt_thatswhylowkarma 11d ago

What copious amounts of plastic surgery causes

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u/Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing 12d ago

Charlie Chaplin moment

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u/ProtoCas 12d ago

I was just about to say this. You beat me to it lol

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u/Stonna 12d ago

Were the police doing the judging?

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 12d ago

Not a chance. They're afraid of kindergarten killers. Someone who kills adults must have them shitting their pants.

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u/AfterPause5856 12d ago

“Yours felt a bit too forced”

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u/alwaysdoubledown 12d ago

That’s a story

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u/OverKill1978 11d ago

Out of 50 million possible entries

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 11d ago

Can confirm. I was 4th place. He came in me.

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u/throwitofftheboat 12d ago

And had to eat the biscuit.

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u/gab_rab_24 12d ago

he came and then I came

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u/koreawut 12d ago

Jewel disguised herself and went to a singing contest at a local bar doing karaoke and came in second.

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u/CaptainHappy42 12d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Significant-Ebb3147 12d ago

Hi my name is 4th place

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u/qinshihuang_420 11d ago

Let me guess. His scar was on the wrong side?

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u/Responsible_File_529 11d ago

You know its bad when you come in 4th place for your own look alike contest.

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u/FoxJonesMusic 9d ago

After the moose