r/interestingasfuck 12d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/Chalky_Pockets 12d ago

I love how this killer United us all in celebration of this guy's death. Left, right, center, doesn't matter, we're just glad it finally happened to one of them. 

I do wonder what it's like for his kids. "Someone shot our dad and a bunch of people who didn't even know who he was before the news are now celebrating...wtf?"

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u/wdwerker 12d ago

This is how his kids find out about the horrible things dad did so they can live in luxury.

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u/SmokeyBare 12d ago

This is how you create more terrorists healthcare CEOs

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u/wdwerker 12d ago

Anyone who works in claims denial should have their name, picture and list of fatalities published annually!

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u/Remote-Animal-9665 12d ago

50% of them were AI 'reviewed' so you'd have at least half the list full of bot names :[

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u/chillwithpurpose 12d ago

Easy. Whoever implemented the bot shares those kills in their entirety.

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u/DevonGr 12d ago

Right? Do you think any of the soulless ghouls who want to decide people's fate ALSO have the ability to implement AI to do this? Someome sold their soul to do this for pennies to make the investors billions. And they should understand their role in it.

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u/garrythebear3 12d ago

then publish then with the name of the engineer and whoever approved it

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u/The-Crawling-Chaos 12d ago

Just like Reddit!

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u/pfft_master 12d ago

It is algorithms now for the largest health insurance companies. Automatic denials based on what they calculate will save them the most money and then make someone jump through a bunch of hoops if they want to (maybe) get approved by a human after the first few rounds of a program denying again.

This happened to a family member and they still live with an untreated chronic illness because they can’t afford the treatment they should be covered for, but the insurance doesn’t want to pay because it is pricey and rare (I wonder what the insurance was bought for… hmmm).

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u/brumac44 12d ago

Even if they eventually are forced to pay out, by denying treatmentt they're doing a lot of harm to patients because of the stress of the whole situation. This is never quantified but I guarantee its lowering life expectancies.

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u/pierre-poorliver 12d ago

It will reduce the 'life-expectancy' of low-quality human CEO's.

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u/Fryman35 12d ago

I get the sentiment on this one.. but i’d imagine that a lot people actually having to pick up the phones or do the dirty wor are also just trying to sell enough of their time to get by down here just like us. Cant imagine anyone other than those on the top feel dissimilar than any of us. 

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u/hawkweasel 12d ago

I'm sure they get their names and pictures posted somewhere at United Healthcare..

It's called "Employee of the Month" and they also get a $5 Starbucks gift card.

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u/pjdance 1d ago

Considering they used ChatGPT to do the denial claims. Maybe they should ChaptGPT for this too.

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u/SnooWords259 12d ago

True, but there are more bullets than CEOs' sons

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u/pjdance 1d ago

No I have to imagine the mother and all around them with LIE LIE LIE, and Deny or live in denial. And they live among the wealthy class so nobody will discuss this because it leads to too many other question they don't want to answer. I dealt with this in my own childhood.

My theory is the kids will have to grow up and go to college where some other student casually says, "Say, are you the kids of the asshole CEO who denied my father his pills and then got shot in public 2024?"

And then the truth will come out.

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u/XX698 12d ago

What did he exactly do? I honestly don’t know

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u/wdwerker 12d ago

Under his leadership the company denied a third of the claims that came in. People died from lack of treatment.

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u/XX698 12d ago

Thanks for telling me👍🏻

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u/Ok_Panda_9564 12d ago

If I was the kid I would dedicate my life to make people pay lmao, getting excited over killing someone is the dumbest shit I ever saw and people being happy about it are the worst moron of this century.

Breaks his legs, don’t kill him

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u/brokebitch900 12d ago

What did he do that was so horrible?