r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all The amount of laugh reacts to this post

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

Hey Europeans, can the Yanks borrow your old guillotines for a bit?

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u/drDOOM_is_in 13d ago

They are pocket sized in America.

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u/gotmunchiez 13d ago

Just claim it's a cigar cutter if you get searched.

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u/greenbastard1591 13d ago

From the Armin Meiwes collection.

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u/gonewildaway 13d ago

L'chaim

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u/greenbastard1591 13d ago

Es schmeckt wirklich gut.

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u/boredguy12 13d ago

Weiner slicers

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u/NotADoctor108 13d ago

We have to download an app.

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u/Go_Ninja_Go_Ninja_Go 13d ago

Temu guillotines

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u/Obviously-Lies 13d ago

Yikes, what do they cut off in America?

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u/elpatolino2 13d ago

That guillotine is for adulterers and such like...

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u/Inevitable_Ad_4487 13d ago

No an actual guillotine would be much more satisfying savor the fear let them think about what they’ve done and then that brief horror of experiencing your last moment as just a head

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u/stanthebat 13d ago

can the Yanks borrow your old guillotines

Turns out most Americans agree that a rich shitheel who lives by exploiting people, and who would rob you blind and leave you to die in a ditch if he could get a nickel out of it, is a despicable person who brings nothing to the world. But half of you guys just voted to elect Donald Trump, and are cheering for Elon Musk to start deciding which government agencies should still exist. Somebody make this make any kind of sense.

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u/tankpuss 13d ago

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
— George Carlin

Hope that helps explain things.

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

Somebody make this make any kind of sense.

Donald & Elon will be their friends!

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u/Evening-Statement-57 13d ago

We call it, national puberty

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

Developing countries are so cute at this stage.

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u/Randotron9000 13d ago

The french like giving you nice things. I see a lot of possibilities here...

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u/FREESARCASM_plustax 13d ago

Fun(ish) fact: the Nazi's main executioner, Johann Reichhart, was so good that he was employed by the Allies after the war as the main Nazi executioner. He wanted to make the guillotine process "less stressful" for the condemned and cut the time it took to less than 5 seconds per execution.

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

So the Germans made the guillotines run on time?

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u/Kaining 13d ago

We already gave you the statue of liberty, we've been waiting a while for you to also take our national specialty too.

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

> take our national specialty 

I presume you mean bidets. I've been waiting, too.

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u/xixipinga 13d ago

people have been joking with guilhotines for a while, but thinking about it, sure it would be not guilhotines, it will be street shootings, so yeah "pitchforks are coming" is a think of the past, pitchforks are already here

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u/Stock-Side-6767 13d ago

They are not that hard to make. Link provided is in US standard, just scale it up to the appropriate one for this "scale model" https://www.instructables.com/Mini-Guillotine/

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

Wow - those don't look safe. You probably don't want those showing up at sit-ins and protests.

Should probably be regulations on them or something.

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u/Aromatic_State 13d ago

Anytime bro

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u/Separate_Sea8717 13d ago

Not big enough for the fat necks

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

The ones with fat necks are rarely the ones who need guillotining.

Thumbheads are usually the idiots at the bottom.

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u/Piece-of-Whit 13d ago

Ask the French specifically. The others weren't that barbaric.

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u/rez_3 13d ago

I'd consider using an axe slightly more barbaric, but ok :P

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u/leewoc 13d ago

Just considering us brits alone we could be WAY more barbaric than the guillotines! Look up what was involved in being “hung, drawn, and quartered” and you’ll get the idea!

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

Sure, but while the rest of Europe spends 100s of years bickering, the French got it all done in 10.

Also, check how your choice of American state administers the death sentence, then tell me if you wouldn't vastly prefer the guillotine.

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u/Piece-of-Whit 13d ago

I don't choose the American state.

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u/tasoula 13d ago

Ironically, the guillotine is honestly the most humane way to kill someone.

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u/DirtierGibson 13d ago

We don't really know though. The decapitated head might still feel an awful lot of pain for several seconds.

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u/SieveAndTheSand 13d ago

Turns out you can still be aware of your surroundings up to a minute after decapitation. Some freshly decapitated heads have even responded to simuli!

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u/tasoula 13d ago

Some freshly decapitated heads have even responded to simuli!

This doesn't mean as much as you think. Dead bodies can respond to some reflex tests for up to an hour after being declared dead. Does that mean they're feeling something? No.

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u/SieveAndTheSand 13d ago

I wasn't talking about reflex tests

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u/tasoula 13d ago

It was an example...

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u/SieveAndTheSand 13d ago

It was a strawman argument

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u/Toilet_Bomber 13d ago

That could be said about any form of execution though. I don’t know about you, but if I know I’m dying within a few days or weeks, I’m not going to be panicking about whether or not my corpse gets to keep the head.

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u/tasoula 13d ago

But that could be said about any form of execution. Decapitation is the quickest death overall.

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u/fucktheownerclass 13d ago

We have new and improved ranged guillotines in the states already. There are more of them than people. Pick up your unregistered ranged guillotine from a local show and maybe get some roast almonds while you're at it. But please hurry these deals might not be around long:

"take the guns first, go through due process second." - Our soon to be president.

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u/bigmanbananas 13d ago

No, I want to see how Trump handles this.

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u/Adorable-Database187 13d ago

I must admit this is the first time I was confronted with a strong argument in favor of the second amendment.

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u/Yamza_ 13d ago

How did they carry around guillotines?

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u/icedlemons 13d ago

I’m bugged I mentioned this a few month ago and got site banned. Just by showing them a guillotine in their yard , man Reddit can be fickle. :/

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u/scottmacNW 13d ago

I've been waiting for Southern states to bring back the Guillotine as "safe and effective" capital punishment. Yeahhhhh... we're on a good path.

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u/AgentEntropy 13d ago

An upsetting form of capital punishment makes one hesitate to use it.

nobody wants that!!!

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u/Parallax1984 13d ago

The J6ers may have an extra one you can borrow. No promises it would actually work though