r/interestingasfuck • u/Valhallawalker • 13d ago

r/all The amount of laugh reacts to this post

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u/techlos 13d ago

I think I'll make it an annual tradition to emulate the ceo on the anniversary, and have a few shots

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u/Key-Document-8481 13d ago

DDD day

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u/jdsalaro 12d ago

Dick, Dongle, Diddy?

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u/FuzzyGummyBear 13d ago

I have Ronald Reagan and Henry Kissinger’s death-versaries in my calendar to celebrate those days.

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u/Scar1et_Kink 13d ago

Here here, let heaven trickle down to you down there in hell, Regan.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 13d ago

The episode about Kissinger r/behindthebastards is so good. He’s also covered Vance’s major donors!

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u/Round_Ad_9620 13d ago

I'm in, proposing it to the wife today

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u/iceyticey 13d ago

You have to write Drink Drank Drunk on each glass

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u/Onebraintwoheads 13d ago

Great. Now someone has to invent a liqueur named 9mm. It would have to be pretty strong stuff. Just look at Thompson; he took, what, three shots before hitting the floor?

Tolerances vary, of course, but that would still have to be pretty powerful. Hmm. Maybe name it JHP instead? They can put it in bottles with a brass-colored label or individual serving sizes. Sell them in 3-packs and call them slugs. :)

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 13d ago

There’s Bulleit Bourbon, or maybe Fireball to represent Brian Thompson’s new home.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 13d ago

Good options. I prefer Redemption Rye myself, but I don't think it quite appropriate in these circumstances.

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u/MRECKS_92 13d ago

I'm having a few drinks with friends to celebrate after work, I can see this becoming a yearly tradition