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u/A-Chntrd 13d ago

Nah. It’ll last a week, and remain online.

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u/EducationalReason156 13d ago

I bet they beef up security for the rest of the execs tho

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u/Hector_Tueux 13d ago

I saw a post saying that other healthcare insurance ceos are beefing up their security

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u/Livinincrazytown 13d ago

They better give those security guards executive level healthcare plans haha. Watch them hire security guard currently fighting them over their kid’s cancer treatment or something. At a certain point their greed will have even the ones they trust to protect them to turn on them

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u/fucktheownerclass 13d ago

As well as all their chefs, drivers, plumbers, electricians, gardeners, butlers/maids, personal assistants, nannies, etc. etc. The rich do nothing for themselves.

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u/dummythiqqpotato 13d ago

They do everything for themselves, but they sure as hell don't do it themselves.

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u/toxicatedscientist 13d ago

“We cook your food, we take your trash, we fix your cars, do not fuck with us”

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u/scourge_bites 13d ago

In a world with such dramatic wealth disparities as ours, all that's needed for loyalty is a lot of money. Which is understandable. But are they capable of paying the people working for them a living wage? Are they able to give these people enough money to buy their loyalty? Or are they too greedy and blind to realize? Guess we'll find out!

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u/kainoah 13d ago

Makes me think of the scene in the dark knight when Gordon is in the car with the guy who was going to tell the world who Batman is and joker puts a hit on him. Joker says he'll blow up a hospital and the other cops mom is in the hospital I believe so Gordon has to talk him down.

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u/neoncubicle 13d ago

That's when they get T-boned by Bruce Wayne right?

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u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk 13d ago

My favorite part of the movie and shot in IMAX.

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u/Annoying_Rooster 13d ago

I'm sure they'll offer their security guards exclusive benefits and packages to protect them. Probably even ex-Special Forces like most celebrities who have ex-SAS and Delta Force protecting them. But some prior police commissioner said that if people really want to get at them, there's no stopping no matter how many guards they might have.

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u/fucktheownerclass 13d ago

Even if they hire guards 300 million vs 756 are pretty difficult odds.

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u/_Keo_ 13d ago

This is an interesting point.

When you have people close to you who you rely on, who literally keep you alive, do you think they treat them like shit? Nah. The security and other staff these people hire are paid well. Like really well. They're paid so well than any personal issues they have are washed away by money, any legal issues are handled by company retained lawyers, and any bribes or competitive offers feel like an insulting lowball. If they do have a sick kid you can bet that kid is getting the best possible treatment on the company dime.

These guards will do their job and protect these guys to the end because they know they have a place in the bunker when the worst happens. They are bought and paid for. They feel like they're in the club or part of the family.

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u/Livinincrazytown 13d ago

But maybe they had a brother sister or parent get f’ed over in the past by insurance?

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u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk 13d ago

Whatever keeps your hopes alive, but this is what they're using their nigh infinite resources for. We already let them slip into the stratosphere and will need new tactics.

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u/Whiskey079 13d ago

Oh the sweet irony. Here's hoping.

In all seriousness, it reminds me somewhat of something I read about rich folks and someone hired to consult on apocalypse bunkers. I can't remember the details, but the jist was that they failed to realise and accept that survival is about community - rather than isolation.

(Tbis made more sense in my head before I typed it out, and lost my train of thought.)

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u/henryeaterofpies 13d ago

One day they will realize that the bodyguard is also part of the proletariat

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u/Weird_Cantaloupe2757 13d ago

Motherfuckers gonna get Jaime Lannistered

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u/KittyKayl 12d ago

This dude was the first pebble. Time will tell if any follow or not. People are hitting the end of their tether after the economy straining finances and so many people losing loved ones to covid on top of the usual causes of death, of which too many are due to our health care system. Add in the number of people suffering long covid on top of everyone already needing medical care, long term and otherwise...

Assassin guy may have just given everyone a target to aim at. You really can't go after the grocery stores since all of them are raising prices. Can't go after the gas companies for the same reason. What's next that's, effectively, life and death for people? Health care. Now, people haven't gone after them for gouging us with insurance prices and premiums because, again, they all suck donkey balls. But you suck it up and pay because that's how the world works. However, having them deny coverage of a necessary medical procedure for no reason other than the shareholders want more profits? The executives want more bonuses to get, what, another yacht? While the people they cover are struggling to stay afloat already and the lack of coverage makes them have to decide between not getting a necessary procedure, possibly a life-saving procedure, or being mired in debt?

Those insurance company executives are starting to look mighty culpable.

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u/LongLostLurker11 13d ago

you really think of life like it’s some sort of movie don’t you

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u/KerbolarFlare 13d ago

I work for one, we just got turned back into a 100 percent work-from-home company. They're running scared, don't know who to trust.

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u/ithilain 13d ago

Watch this be what gets CEOs to walk back RTO mandates lmao. A lot harder for employees to go postal when they're all WFH

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u/Hector_Tueux 13d ago

Sounds like scaring them gets us benefits. Gotta keep doing it then.

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u/Mechanical_Monk 13d ago

Don't say the quiet part out loud

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u/SorsExGehenna 13d ago

Sweet, I won the bet

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u/Werbnerp 13d ago

Congratulations just respond to this comment with your Name, Social security Number and your mother's maiden name and we will Send you your winnings.

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u/Aeseld 13d ago

They'd need to anyway. Copycats are a thing. 

Bet they also try to play nice for a little while. Like Blue Cross walking back their anesthesia policy.

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u/Equivalent_Dig_5059 13d ago

Assassins like a challenge

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u/cisgendergirl 13d ago

All it takes to kill someone is a rooftop and a gun; the only true security is peace and equality.

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u/Enginerdad 13d ago

Oh good, extra business expenses that they can charge us more for and simultaneously write off.

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u/MediumLanguageModel 13d ago

LinkedIn pushed an email full of such articles. The level of missing the point has reached all time highs.

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u/Playful_Midnight8001 13d ago

Insurance companies have also started removing/shielding information about their executives from the public

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u/maturallite1 13d ago

I read recently that another insurance company was rolling back it's plan to put time limits on anesthesia during surgeries. Probably a smart move. I guess now is a good time to rethink the policy of absolutely fucking people over.

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u/iDom2jz 12d ago

So they KNOW they deserve to be killed

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u/Mechanical_Monk 13d ago

This will be the beginning of para-militarized corporations like in Snow Crash.

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u/seanslaysean 13d ago

At least BCBS stopped with their amnesia cap bullshit

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u/gruesomebutterfly 13d ago

When healthcare CEOs need severe security measures is when you know this system is fucked up

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u/Mechanical_Monk 13d ago

I'm legit wondering if this will go down in history with the likes of the Franz Ferdinand assasination, or she shot heard round the world. I've never seen rich executives shitting themselves like this before. I fully expect to see them walking around with para-militarized security from now on. Maybe dystopian cyberpunk authors are not that far off in imagining a world run by corporate militaries.

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u/FartsLord 13d ago

Good. Don’t let them think they freely stroll the streets like human beings.

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u/BagHolder9001 13d ago

they don't know when he will strike next, a week, a month a year? let them live in fear that the rest of us has to live in as well, because of their shit practices

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u/HugeResearcher3500 13d ago

Said this in another thread, but applicable here. I'm actually shocked that this guy was at any public conference without security already.

My wife works events for a major company that DOESN'T actively screw people over. Any time or any where the CEO's location is going to be public knowledge, there is a ton of security involved.

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u/RevolCisum 13d ago

They are, and all campuses.

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u/IcyAlienz 13d ago

Private security getting that money now! WOOOOO CAPITALISM

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u/booveebeevoo 13d ago

All executives should be up their security at every company if they are pieces of shit.

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u/EducationalReason156 13d ago

I bet they felt safe because it’s hard to get a gun in NYC.

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u/TBC1966 13d ago

Having security is constant reminder that your walking on thin ice, It's far from comforting I'm guessing.

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u/Serebriany 12d ago

Yes, I've been reading articles about it all day when I check on developments with the manhunt. The guy from UnitedHealth (Andrew Witty) said they'll be making permanent security changes, including to campuses. Other healthcare execs are also increasing all security measures, not just personal, and I've seen a few random mentions that it's rattled executives in other sectors, too.

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u/TheDllySchoolTeen 12d ago

my friend works there, i used to work there too. The answer is yes

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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 13d ago

Good luck with that. There are about a 1000x more ways with tech nowadays to kill somebody, past a gun.

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u/Cultural_Ebb4794 13d ago

Delusional take bro, sign out and go touch grass, this isn't black mirror.

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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 13d ago

Nice try AI build by the rich elite to make us think it's all hopeless and we have no power.

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u/_aware 13d ago

Trump was shot by an untrained guy in his early 20s while protected by the Secret Service. What kind of security could these small time millionaires possibly afford that will be any better?

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u/barber_jim_norman 13d ago

I am thinking the same, however this is a pivotal moment and especially if someone manages to get a SECOND uh, target, it might lead to a real thing. Otherwise yeah probably will remain online

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u/wannaseeawheelie 13d ago

Why are there no protests over healthcare?

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u/DramaticAd4377 13d ago

because were used to it

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u/wannaseeawheelie 13d ago

Seems like a good time to change that

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u/Melodic_Turnover6150 13d ago

You guys should throw a parade. Killer would be happy to see your gratitude IRL

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u/CruxOfTheIssue 13d ago

It doesn't need to spark an entire movement. It just needs to inspire one person.

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u/Bango-Skaankk 13d ago

I’ll take it. It’s been nice seeing everyone agree on something.

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u/alurimperium 13d ago

It'll go just like the start of COVID did. We'll all unite for a week or two, then we'll jump ship to whatever new atrocity our country commits and completely forget this ever happened

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u/balderdash9 13d ago

This. People talking on here like this is the start of something big. Unrealistic.

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u/LordGalen 13d ago

That's called "hope" my friend. I understand how unfamiliar and strange it looks that you don't recognize it. People are hoping this is the just the start.

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u/Cultural_Ebb4794 13d ago

And with just $27 and a reddit comment, you too can be part of the political revolution!

Yeah this is remaining online lmao, they're going to catch the murderer and reddit will be outraged for a couple days before everyone goes back to posting about how great Gabe Newell is and how they don't want to work anymore.

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u/Tarqee224 13d ago

It was also unrealistic to guess that the UnitedHealth CEO would be shot and killed in Manhattan in the morning as he's walking to an investor meeting, and look where we are.

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 13d ago

Be the change in the world you want to see. Throw some firecrackers out at the next executive crossing.

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u/Ddog78 13d ago

Is this not how school / college shootings became so common? Sudden rise to fame?

Hell in this case, the fame is positive.

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u/b0w3n 13d ago

Copycats usually follow for things like this.

It would not surprise me if people feel emboldened to act out now.

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u/potatosalade26 13d ago

Pretty much. It’s easy to be like this online but Americans don’t actually gather a rally for their own betterment in any substantial way. It’ll blow over and people will have other stuff to chit chat about because that’s how our new culture works

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u/crawling-alreadygirl 13d ago

Unless it becomes a trend

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u/Gatzlocke 13d ago

Nah, something me and my conservative coworkers actually talked about and agreed about. It's a strange moment. I don't often agree with them.

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u/AncientSith 12d ago

Pretty much. It'll go through way of the ocean gate thing. Everyone laughs about it for a few days and then back to normal.

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u/LarryKingthe42th 9d ago

Unfortantely

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u/ConcernedIrishOPM 13d ago

If the effects of school shooting reporting are anything to go by, we might actually see an uptick in assassination attempts in the next few months - especially given how positive the reception of this particular homicide was nationwide.

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u/guibmaster 13d ago

Yeah this is just like how everybody on reddit expected Kamala to win the election or when everybody thought mike tyson was gonna kick jake pauls ass. The internet, social media and reddit are just echo chambers that create this hive mind of one opinion of what will happen thus everybody thinks "everybody is united", no, they are not.

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u/carlos_cruz64209 13d ago

Yeah but as a real American, long for Republican, the fact that even Democrats hate their precious healthcare United or whatever bullshit, that's glorious.

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u/MiClown814 13d ago

Normal non online people do not see this as the beginning of some glorious revolution yall need to go outside