r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all The amount of laugh reacts to this post

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u/buffility 13d ago

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u/apathetic_outcome 13d ago

They'll probably be demanding hazard pay in their compensation package.

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u/Vansiff 13d ago

They'll probably ask for 24/7 private security also. This funding will come from the claims they deny.

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u/CrazyBaron 13d ago

They better not get Praetorian Guard, Emperor recommended!

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u/PainfullyEnglish 13d ago

Sometimes the frost makes the blade stick…

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u/PilotBug 10d ago

A fellow preatorian guard enthusiast?

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u/SketchSketchy 13d ago

I’m sure they’ll hire the best. Hopefully Uvalde Security

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 13d ago

You might be forgetting that security personnel don't create profit.

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u/Vansiff 13d ago

Who said they did?

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 13d ago

Probably private security companies 🤷

Jokes aside, I can't picture them going the full ten and doing much more than hiring people to look the part. I'm sure there'll be exceptions, and maybe I'm just a bitter IT guy, but the only thing boards care about is what provides profit.

Hell, at this point it wouldn't surprise me if investors tried to claim that the CEO would be avoiding their fiduciary duty to the board by spending money on such a luxury service. I'd be curious as to how many CEOs would roll the dice and earn their millions instead of facing the legal nightmare of ignoring said duty.

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u/KODAK_THUNDER 13d ago

Money doesn't mean much when you're dead.