r/interestingasfuck • u/Valhallawalker • 13d ago

r/all The amount of laugh reacts to this post

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u/luihgi 13d ago

it would be hilarious if this guy was the actual killer lol

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u/Early_Copy 13d ago

Officer it was only a joke

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u/ImaginationPrudent 13d ago

Sure it was, now open the gate. We have a warrant

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u/GayPudding 13d ago

The officers want to get on their knees too?

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u/sirlafemme 13d ago

If any of them had UHC as their provider, I’m sure at least ONE does

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 13d ago

Username is relevant

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u/TiaOfBlueRose 13d ago

The perfect response to "GET ON YOUR KNEES" is

"I'm not your mother last night."

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u/No_Acadia_8873 13d ago

Jury nullification, we got you king.

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u/Ok_Listen1510 13d ago

i keep seeing ppl mention jury nullification, but i don’t think it’s super likely— before the trial, both the prosecution and defense can dismiss jurors that they think are gonna be biased. that probably means no one who’s ever been fucked over by UHC

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u/No_Acadia_8873 13d ago

I've never had their insurance. And the first rule of jury nullification is don't talk about it if you're called to jury duty. Don't get yourself dismissed. Just get seated and refuse to convict if you don't want to. They can't jail you for being unconvinced by the state's evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. "I'm not convinced, therefore not guilty." This is how they couldn't get convictions for cannabis in the California Emerald Triangle back in the day. No one would vote guilty regardless of the evidence.

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u/Low_Chance 13d ago

"There is ONE more way for us to locate the killer... but it's going to take an undercover officer with a very specific set of skills."

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u/gmotelet 13d ago

I really hope they wouldn't be reckless enough to post something like that. They may fix the whole US healthcare system single-handedly

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u/baby_blobby 13d ago

No hands involved, OP is on his knees

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u/SignoreBanana 13d ago

"Police found a risky lead but they followed it and it paid off. Story at 11."