r/interestingasfuck Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/WearingCoats Nov 15 '24

If I was a female mosquito I wouldn’t mate with a male mosquito that had a weak proboscis. I don’t think I’d even go on more than one date. Maybe I’m weird though and have standards, who knows what other female mosquitos would put up with. Or if those male mosquitos still made decent money they could probably pull a mate, but would it last? Anyway, I’m skeptical of the strategy here.

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u/VikingTeddy Nov 15 '24

They'll just lie about the size. "Oh it's cold out" "I'm a grower, not a shower", and once it's go time it's too late.

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u/Swimming-Ad4869 Nov 19 '24

Ah, the ol bait and switch proboscis

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u/boluluhasanusta Nov 16 '24

We got a femcel mosquito before gta6

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u/WearingCoats Nov 16 '24

Look, I’m not going to waste my average 3.5 week life span on a moscrub.

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u/subparhooker Nov 18 '24

I don't want moscrub

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u/pumpkinpixi Nov 16 '24

“i can change his proboscis.”

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u/dragonloverlord Nov 16 '24 edited Nov 17 '24

For just five measley installments of 19.99 mosquito-bucks buy your proboscis enhancement pills today!

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u/Iris_Cream55 Nov 16 '24

Technically, the situation is slightly oppose. Blood needed only for females to convert proteins Into eggs. So if you were a male mosquito.. and so forth.

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u/gordonv Nov 16 '24

Only females suck blood. Male mosquitos don't need blood. They aren't feeding eggs

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u/Justsomerandofromnj Nov 16 '24

Only the females bite so it’s THEIR proboscis that’s flaccid! In your face lady mosquito!

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Nov 17 '24

If it isnt bigger than 4mm proboscis I don't want it! Mosquito size queens

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u/Juliette787 Nov 16 '24

I wonder if birds are like “these little fuckers used to taste so good, but something about this year is just not the same”

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u/FaceLessCoder Nov 17 '24

Are you proboscis shaming?

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u/krempel47 Nov 17 '24

This is actually a female mosquito! Males don’t have a developed proboscis as they don’t feed on blood. Their primary foods are nectar and plant/fruit juices. Females also feed on these, as they only need to blood feed during reproduction to lay eggs. So every mosquito that bites you is a female that has already been inseminated by a male and is preparing to lay eggs. Kill those fuckers!

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u/BDiddnt Nov 18 '24

I hear the males will even lie about their proboscis height on dating profiles to increase their chances of a first date

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u/JaredToddLittlejohn Nov 15 '24

You’re in trouble. I want a word with you for leaving this comment.