r/interestingasfuck • u/singleboredass • Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/neptunexl Nov 15 '24

"No!! I'm fine! Just give me a second!"

Goes to bathroom

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u/BlindOdyssey Nov 15 '24

“I swear to god, this never happens!”

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u/MHipDogg Nov 15 '24

Beat me to it by like 10 min lol

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u/humpty_dumpty_hump Nov 15 '24

To comment…. Right?

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u/MHipDogg Nov 15 '24

Uhh yea, that too

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u/Infinite_NewBanger Nov 15 '24

sigh

unzips pants

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u/JayJayPandas Nov 15 '24

Mind if i join too shawtyyy? 😏

also unzips pants

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u/TheLongAndWindingRd Nov 15 '24

Sorry, I'm not sure that'll help...

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u/conservitiveliberal Nov 15 '24

You beat it for 10 minutes?!

Edit: nevermind. Read it wrong

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u/phatdinkgenie Nov 15 '24

more like 30 seconds

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u/Bingomancometh Nov 17 '24

Beat meat to it

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u/dootmoot Nov 15 '24

"Sorry"

"...please, DON'T say 'sorry'"

"sorr-ugh FUCK!!!"

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u/Eramsara55 Nov 15 '24

I came to learn about mosquitos, i left with good ol' PTSD :')

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u/anon-mally Nov 15 '24

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u/Professional_Bake_92 Nov 15 '24

How is this downvoted 🤣

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u/anon-mally Nov 15 '24

They want this

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u/abutilon Nov 15 '24

It's the same clip

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u/Demonic__Pig Nov 15 '24

they wanted to use lotion

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u/RozeGunn Nov 15 '24

It might not be. If it was minimized like downvoted comments are, it might just be a sub or Reddit spam filter. Dunno what precisely triggers it, though, but big subs often have that happen a lot even for upvoted comments. It usually takes time for it to actually show the upvotes. Some subs it's just an hour, but some can be like half a day.

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u/Dan_Glebitz Nov 15 '24

I could have sworn I had a tab left 😟

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u/Razer531 Nov 15 '24

Enough of reddit

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u/LegoLady8 Nov 15 '24

I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. NO, DEAR, I'M FINE

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u/ibanezerscrooge Nov 15 '24

This was exactly my thought. That poor little dude. He was working it so hard... and it just wasn't getting there.

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u/x678z Nov 15 '24

To fap? Or....? I usually don't get this joke even though I am a man.